Badass? Hahahahhaahah

UnscathedFlyingObject · Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:20 pm

It happens all the time, idiots everywhere trying to demonstrate their badassity but failing horribly. These are probably among my most cherished moments in life.

Today, I was riding the subway, and about half-way to reach my destination, it happened. The train stopped at the station, passengers got out, and a bada** asian girl tried to jam the doors with a water bottle. Well, she succeeded and even held the train in the station for an extra 5 seconds (real achievement, I guess). HOWEVER, her right index finger got stuck along with the bottle

! I was sitting next to the doors and watched delightfully how her finger turned red. She was definitely in pain because she was punching the door and screaming "ahh ahh ahh ahh." It was so funny even a couple of old ladies sitting across me were laughing their asses off

.

Well deserved.

judesalmon · Post by **judesalmon** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:22 pm

Sometimes bad things happen to bad people too. It's nice when the Universe doles out its justice.

ArrogantBastard · Post by **ArrogantBastard** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:35 pm

Tch, that's what she gets for trying to be a badass.

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:42 pm

One of those things you wish someone had gotten on video, heh.

But hey, "badass" has the word "ass" in it for a reason.

Monkey_Man · Post by **Monkey_Man** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:27 am

UnscathedFlyingObject wrote:It happens all the time, idiots everywhere trying to demonstrate their badassity but failing horribly. These are probably among my most cherished moments in life.

Today, I was riding the subway, and about half-way to reach my destination, it happened. The train stopped at the station, passengers got out, and a bada** asian girl tried to jam the doors with a water bottle. Well, she succeeded and even held the train in the station for an extra 5 seconds (real achievement, I guess). HOWEVER, her right index finger got stuck along with the bottle ! I was sitting next to the doors and watched delightfully how her finger turned red. She was definitely in pain because she was punching the door and screaming "ahh ahh ahh ahh." It was so funny even a couple of old ladies sitting across me were laughing their asses off .

Well deserved.

Why did you censor "badass" in the second paragraph, but not in the first?

UnscathedFlyingObject · Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:32 am

Word variety. I guess.

And also, why didn't I censor the topic title?

roushimsx · Post by **roushimsx** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:35 am

God damn, I wish I could have seen it.

comedy gold.

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:27 am

But was she hot?

I've seen guys try to burn rubber after a traffic light but end up stalling their engines.

Another story, I was sitting in a Chinese school class many many years back, and I could see some guy walking down the hallway towards an open doorway. He's strutting along at a brisk pace and with a fake macho swaggering gait. When he's almost to the door, a friend of his called out from behind him, so he turned around while continuing in his direction. Little did he know the door was swinging shut when he turned back around to face forwards. He tough-guy-walked right into the door like a dumbass.

ArrogantBastard · Post by **ArrogantBastard** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:28 am

The best is when people get all cocky as hell when it comes to fighting games or shmup games, only to stumble and fuck up horribly.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:43 am

^^^ Hah. That reminds me of an acquantaince of mine. He got his ass handed by KOF 96 one day, and he said "Just let me concentrate and use all my mind energy, and you'll all see!"

And the power went out as soon as he said that. We nicknamed him "Mentalus, Lord And Master of All Things Psychic"

UnscathedFlyingObject · Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:29 pm

iatneH wrote:But was she hot?

I've seen guys try to burn rubber after a traffic light but end up stalling their engines.

Another story, I was sitting in a Chinese school class many many years back, and I could see some guy walking down the hallway towards an open doorway. He's strutting along at a brisk pace and with a fake macho swaggering gait. When he's almost to the door, a friend of his called out from behind him, so he turned around while continuing in his direction. Little did he know the door was swinging shut when he turned back around to face forwards. He tough-guy-walked right into the door like a dumbass.

She had a nice face but a flat-as-a-plank body. I think she was high schooler because she had the "Look at me. I'm so tough" expression. Nah, not hot. She needs a head relocation and a couple visits to the family psychiatrist (psychiatrists are the only ones who can prescribe drugs for disorders

.)

SFKhoa · Post by **SFKhoa** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:35 pm

*shudders*

SheSaidDutch · Post by **SheSaidDutch** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:23 pm

heh classic, once a drunk guy got fell into the gap between the train and the platform..

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 6:23 pm

ArrogantBastard wrote:The best is when people get all cocky as hell when it comes to fighting games or shmup games, only to stumble and fuck up horribly.

I love that. Just the other day I visited a friend of mine. He got a copy of Capcom vs SNK 2 and was saying he was going to give me a schooling, talking all kinds of shit, which is when I busted out ye olde Agetec arcade stick and handed him his ass in 6 consecutive 3 on 3 matches. I don't even think I needed my last character in any of the matches. Of course during the match he sounded a bit like...

Mike-"AWW THAT'S BULLSHIT!!"
Mike-"MY moves aren't coming out!"
Mike-"You can't beat me without throwing."
::I stop throwing and beat him::
Mike-"I don't want to blame it on the controller but my shit ain't comin out."
Chris-"He is kicking your ass, that's what you get for talking shit."
Mike-"Nah man it's the controller"

it290 · Post by **it290** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 12:19 am

I dunno, I got my ass handed to me at Guilty Gear XX the other day, but I'm convinced it was the controller... stupid Dualshock 2. ;P ... It's funny, because the friend I was playing against actually prefers the PS2 AND DC control pads to the likes of my Hori RAP or Xarcade. He also likes the first-gen Saturn pad more than the second revision. What a freak.

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 1:33 am

it290 wrote:I dunno, I got my ass handed to me at Guilty Gear XX the other day, but I'm convinced it was the controller... stupid Dualshock 2. ;P ... It's funny, because the friend I was playing against actually prefers the PS2 AND DC control pads to the likes of my Hori RAP or Xarcade. He also likes the first-gen Saturn pad more than the second revision. What a freak.

Yeah this guy prefers the pads to sticks. Next time I'm taking my Saturn to DC converter so he can't bitch about the pad.

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:22 pm

Anyone else experienced the form of badass that I call "Suburban Gangsta Wannabe"?

This is the most prevelant and annoying form of badass syndrome where I live. These kids who drive around in fancy cars with sound systems that could move the San Andreas Fault, caps turned backwards, pant's hangin' off their butts.

I wish that they could meet a real gang, and then see how "tough" they act!

PsikyoPshumpPshooterP · Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:47 am

all the asians are like that in boston. thats why i dont get along with any of them or any in of thier sets ..all followers, no leaders..STOP THE KILLING!

UnscathedFlyingObject · Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:45 am

I say "Gangsta Aspiring Groups" (GAG) are pretty generalized in the US and transcend most cultures. One Chinese kid I know dyed his hair freaking blond-ish three months after exposing himself to GAGs. I actually had some respect for him until he decided to look like a punk and "adorn" his desktop with Final Fantasy crap.

*sigh* and he's not the only one.

iatneH · Post by **iatneH** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:07 am

Chinese people who pretend to be white people pretending to be black people.

I hope nobody has a Chinese tattoo here.... I always get a chuckle out of those

dave4shmups · Post by **dave4shmups** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:44 am

Another one, which I really only observed in college, was the "I'm a badass Marxist with my Che t-shirt!" syndrome.

And then you'd talk to these kids, find out that they drive nice fancy capitalist pig cars, and have never read a single WORD from any of Marx's writings.

ArrogantBastard · Post by **ArrogantBastard** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 5:49 am

iatneH wrote:Chinese people who pretend to be white people pretending to be black people.

I hope nobody has a Chinese tattoo here.... I always get a chuckle out of those

God, I fucking hate those pretentious faggots who sports those.

dave4shmups: I hate those kind of people. They're the worst kind when you have to engage in somewhat "intellectual" conversation, and dealing with their own pompous attitude.

TGK · Post by **TGK** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:39 am

dave4shmups wrote:Anyone else experienced the form of badass that I call "Suburban Gangsta Wannabe"?

This is the most prevelant and annoying form of badass syndrome where I live. These kids who drive around in fancy cars with sound systems that could move the San Andreas Fault, caps turned backwards, pant's hangin' off their butts.

I wish that they could meet a real gang, and then see how "tough" they act!

I tend to ignore those, they have their parents' money to waste.

About the Asian pretending to be White faction, I'm offended by them. Since not only do they look gay, their pompousness is a stark contrast with the real situation in some Asian countries. The money some of them spend on one session in the salon tending to their ridiculous hairdo could probably feed & cloth a family back in my old neighborhood for a month.

What the heck is wrong with black hair and eyes?!

PsikyoPshumpPshooterP · Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:01 am

calling out all asians sets in boston

KP
ABB
AB
TRG
BRD
AP
VPG
LBC
PBC
LAR
TAR

ridiculous,isnt it?

UnscathedFlyingObject · Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:22 am

TGK wrote:
dave4shmups wrote:Anyone else experienced the form of badass that I call "Suburban Gangsta Wannabe"?

This is the most prevelant and annoying form of badass syndrome where I live. These kids who drive around in fancy cars with sound systems that could move the San Andreas Fault, caps turned backwards, pant's hangin' off their butts.

I wish that they could meet a real gang, and then see how "tough" they act!
I tend to ignore those, they have their parents' money to waste.

About the Asian pretending to be White faction, I'm offended by them. Since not only do they look gay, their pompousness is a stark contrast with the real situation in some Asian countries. The money some of them spend on one session in the salon tending to their ridiculous hairdo could probably feed & cloth a family back in my old neighborhood for a month.

What the heck is wrong with black hair and eyes?!

I've got no trouble if they want to look like dumboys (pun pun. hohohoho.) They are feeding families with their 50 bucks hairbuck, eeeerrrr haircut. It's like people buying videobucks for 50 bucks, but we don't look/act pompous, do we?

PS. We look dorky, but oh wells, it's part of the job.

TGK · Post by **TGK** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:39 am

eh, I can't make out what you want to say with that post. But if you doubt me or just want to be sarcastic, then please consider this.

A poor family in the countryside in Vietnam, for example, make approximately 1.5 -> 2 CND a day. This value might fluctuate up and down depending on crops, but it's an average estimate.

An average haircut in a well-known salon around here costs 60 CND.

But that haircut is just barebone, no dye, curl, straigtening whatsoever. A "Japanese ion straightening" session in any average salon that offer this service will set you back 200 CND. If you want hair that can be style into anime-like spikes, this is the choice for you.

You do the math, my friend.

EDIT: it's not that I'm against going to a good salon and have a $60 haircut once in a while. Sometimes you actually need it, say, to appear a certain way for your job. But those "Asian who wants to be White", you know, they never stop at the barebone cut.

TGK · Post by **TGK** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:44 am

PsikyoPshumpPshooterP wrote:calling out all asians sets in boston

KP
ABB
AB
TRG
BRD
AP
VPG
LBC
PBC
LAR
TAR

ridiculous,isnt it?

I don't get the reference.

TGK · Post by **TGK** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:55 am

ArrogantBastard wrote:
iatneH wrote:Chinese people who pretend to be white people pretending to be black people.

I hope nobody has a Chinese tattoo here.... I always get a chuckle out of those
God, I fucking hate those pretentious faggots who sports those.

What's a "Chinese tattoo"? I am guessing that you mean tattoo of some chinese letters, but then again that isn't anything laughable.

Example please.

ArrogantBastard · Post by **ArrogantBastard** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:37 am

TGK wrote:What's a "Chinese tattoo"? I am guessing that you mean tattoo of some chinese letters, but then again that isn't anything laughable.

Example please.

Ah, sorry... Chinese symbols or Kanji symbols.

D · Post by D » Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:55 am

That's a nice fantasy:

A girl gets stuck in between the metro door.
Then halfway through to the next stop the metro stops for a while.
She says can you help me.
You two are the only ones in there.
She says: can you help me? I got a terrible itch................

I don't understand it asians are very shy people. and an asian girl? wow!
This thread strikes me as somewhat rascist.

Now everybody has a problem with asians?
I don't get it

Every area has got skapegoats. I guess If your skapegoats are asians then you really live in a very decent area.

shmups.system11.org

Badass? Hahahahhaahah

Badass? Hahahahhaahah

Re: Badass? Hahahahhaahah