Anyway, so my girlfriend is a big fan of these pirate movies with Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp in general, she hasn't seen the third one yet, so I just went to the rental place where I'm a regular and they also have lots of PS2 games like Gradius V and even some PS1 games like R-Type Delta and I have my mind on shmups and a lot of chewing gum in my mouth, so when I want to ask for that movie I accidentally say Edward Penishands and then the guy who works there says Edward Penishands and I repeat Edward Penishands because I don't want to look like a dork who can't speak his own language, and Edward Penishands he says again and I say yup, Edward Penishands, which is kinda awkward, because he is my girlfriend's dad, so anyway I went on to have my my first you know with her — or rather, that's what I thought, because it was her twin, and I didn't know, but she's all ohyeahyoudid, and I'm like no I did not and she's all nuhuuuh and I'm like okay when somebody is always super-suspicious and alert he can tell you apart, but I am a trusting person, so I didn't know it was Kevin, mkay — and anyways, at your age it would have been illegal, so who really is the immoral person here, aaand aaanyways, you are just like my ex, who never says what she wants and then complains when it's too late, like when you care so much about which specific brand of soybean milk you want and which you can't tolerate, but then I'm already out of money, then you have no right to complain when I have to fake intelligence regarding some country's armament for a living.
And I feel this is also exactly what's happening here — people projecting their own dirty thoughts on MEGAMANXPERTSico's character.
