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There was this old snes shmup called Blazeon (Bla Zeon ?).
It was pathetic (easy,I mean),but eye still beat it.
So one random day,i stumble upon some random porn popup.And before closing it,i noticed that it used MUSIC FROM THAT GAME (stage 4 or 3).
Really,some people work hard to make a perfectly good shmup and THEY USE THEIR MUSIC FOR PORN :x .
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MEGAMANXPERTSico wrote:There was this old snes shmup called Blazeon (Bla Zeon ?).
It was pathetic (easy,I mean),but eye still beat it.
So one random day,i stumble upon some random porn popup.And before closing it,i noticed that it used MUSIC FROM THAT GAME (stage 4 or 3).
Really,some people work hard to make a perfectly good shmup and THEY USE THEIR MUSIC FOR PORN :x .
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I know,kinda reminded me of r-type though (exept without the force,power ups,bits,bydo,epicness etc.)

But why would people make such a DISGRACE of shmups?
USING THEIR MUSIC FOR _______ PORN IS SHEER DISRESPECT TO SHMUPING IN GENERAL!!
THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF WHAT THEY HAVE DONE!
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But why would people make such a DISGRACE of shmups?
USING THEIR MUSIC FOR _______ PORN IS SHEER DISRESPECT TO SHMUPING IN GENERAL!!
THEY SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF WHAT THEY HAVE DONE!
For me it's the other way 'round. The makers were probably huge fans of Blazeon and this was their way to show some respect to the game.

Having shmup music in porn really sounds as awesome as it could get.
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MEGAMANXPERTSico wrote:So one random day,i stumble upon some random porn popup.And before closing it,i noticed that it used MUSIC FROM THAT GAME (stage 4 or 3).
haha completely by accident im sure. :lol:

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Actually,yeah.
Completely by accident.
Besides,it was a popup about penis enlargement or something,just used music from Blazeon,which i found to be an insult to shmups.
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MEGAMANXPERTSico wrote:Actually,yeah.
Completely by accident.
Besides,it was a popup about penis enlargement or something,just used music from Blazeon,which i found to be an insult to shmups.
Because, you know, shmups already help you enlarge your penis... :-D
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I get porn pop-ops all the time, with good reason.
This industry has become 2 dimensional as it transcended into a 3D world.
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Yeah,need to get a good pop up blocker these days.
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I like it how 50% of your posts are about vomitting pumpkins.
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30% actually.

YOU MAKE PUMPKINS VOMIT
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Let's settle on 40%.
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MEGAMANXPERTSico wrote:Actually,yeah.
Completely by accident.
Besides,it was a popup about penis enlargement or something,just used music from Blazeon,which i found to be an insult to shmups.
your story is getting sketchy, which way was it?

there was no ad was there, and the music didnt play, you just wanted to post some pumpkin pictures and figured this was the best way to approach it.

..are you one of those "trolls" ive heard so much about?
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I saw a porno that featured the voice narrator from DonPachi,

JUST A COUPLE OF MOORE SHOTS



Then some torture fetish flick where Raiden Fighters fortress theme plays in the background.
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Oh my gawd,thats even more sick than this.
PS:I'm not a troll,if I was i would have posted a pumpkin in my first reply/post.
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MEGAMANXPERTSico wrote:Oh my gawd,thats even more sick than this.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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haha,its actually quite hilarious if you look at it the right way!

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our story is getting sketchy, which way was it?
Like eye said,i got a random pop up abut penis enlargement that shown some very sick stuff,but it had this strange music,so i remembered that i heard it before,later that day when I was adding some collectible roms to my Snes9X emulator,i remembered it was from Blazeon,SO THERE!
ANDITS STILL A DISGRACE TO SHMUPS! :x
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And I saw a video where the Vic Viper wore a latex nurse's uniform and shagged a gang of dwarves while they were playing Ikaruga :D
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how can a ship wear a uniform???
otherwise (couldn't resist)
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At least playing Ikaruga proves that those sick porn addicts have good taste in shmups.
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I just wanted to google strategy tips for Solar Striker (not a great game, I know). However, my hand slipped and I ended up typing Cosby Show Porn, and it wasn't autocorrected :x

Anyway. It was pathetic, but I still beat it.
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Birthday.

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Birthday? together with strawman, speaking of that enlargement ad.

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Batrider is made for threesome, so I would maybe throw in Blunt too... or "innocent" chitta.
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Help! It's "Rule 34 Shmups" time!!!!
Now that thread would run and run and run :D
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Plasmo wrote:Having shmup music in porn really sounds as awesome as it could get.
I'm inclined to agree.


Also, who's this "eye" guy who apparently keeps beating and saying things? (Possibly, he gains his power from Pumpkin vomit.)
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This is weasels.
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Wasn't Blazeon the game where, in the US (and Europe?), it featured versions of music by 2 Unlimited? It's probably just 2 Unlimited, man...
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That's Bio Metal.
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