bullet.collect - an anti-shmup?

[rocketfactory]

Just finished this (done in game maker)...avoid "bad" bullets, pick up the good ones for fun, profit and explosions.

You can download it here: http://www.filefactory.com/file/ca60cad ... ollect.rar

And you can check out my other games here:http://www.editmodegames.com/

Cheers

[Udderdude]

I haven't tried the game yet but I'm going to reply to some text on your games page.

Remember when you didn't have to be a coked-up maniac to play shooters?

no. no i don't. :X

[Udderdude]

We had a group therapy session to decide what we think of it.

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Apr 02 21:57:36 <austere> wow, he emulates a system that doesn't even fucking exist
Apr 02 21:57:38 <ROBOT_RON> i like to symbols on the loading screen
Apr 02 21:57:43 <austere> m_hipster_detected = true;
Apr 02 21:57:48 <austere> yeah
Apr 02 21:57:52 <austere> it's a warning not to play the game
Apr 02 21:57:54 <austere> or you'll get cancer
Apr 02 21:58:05 <ROBOT_RON> my computer going crazy
Apr 02 21:58:19 <austere> can't handle the load of shit
Apr 02 21:58:52 <Udderdude> what is this even made in
Apr 02 21:58:59 <austere> gamemaker
Apr 02 21:59:03 <ROBOT_RON> what a shitty game
Apr 02 21:59:04 <austere> rofl
Apr 02 21:59:05 <ROBOT_RON> bomb spam
Apr 02 21:59:17 <austere> create obj_enemy_spawner
Apr 02 21:59:37 <Udderdude> lol "collect red bullets!" red = bad
Apr 02 21:59:42 <austere> LOL hitbox
Apr 02 21:59:44 <Udderdude> this person has clearly never played a videogame ever
Apr 02 21:59:47 <austere> I KNOW!!!
Apr 02 21:59:54 <austere> I was just thinking that
Apr 02 21:59:55 <austere> maaaaaaaaaaan
Apr 02 21:59:59 <austere> this fucking sucks so hard
Apr 02 22:00:06 <austere> it's worse than shitshmup
Apr 02 22:00:14 <Udderdude> shittastic intro
Apr 02 22:00:19 <Udderdude> terrible ikaruga/treasure font
Apr 02 22:00:31 <austere> HAHAHAHA@HITBOX
Apr 02 22:00:33 <austere> oh my god
Apr 02 22:00:36 <austere> HAHAHAHAHAHA
Apr 02 22:00:43 <austere> trapizona: dude get on this shit
Apr 02 22:00:44 <austere> seriously
Apr 02 22:00:46 <austere> this is hilarious
Apr 02 22:00:47 <trapizona> sec
Apr 02 22:00:50 <ROBOT_RON> bomb hoarder game
Apr 02 22:01:42 <austere> when you game over
Apr 02 22:01:51 <austere> it says "program integrity compromised format all drives"
Apr 02 22:01:55 <austere> jesus fucking christ
Apr 02 22:02:04 <austere> that's the last thing you should write in a PC game
Apr 02 22:02:19 <austere> also lag on bomb, but it bombs AFTER YOU DIE ANYWAY
Apr 02 22:02:24 <ROBOT_RON> lol bonus stage
Apr 02 22:02:25 <Udderdude> lawllllll
Apr 02 22:02:32 <ROBOT_RON> time up everywhere
Apr 02 22:02:51 <austere> your ship goes invisible when you bomb
Apr 02 22:02:57 <austere> but still registers hits
Apr 02 22:02:59 <austere> HAHAHAHA
Apr 02 22:03:26 <austere> seriously this might be the worst stg I've ever played
Apr 02 22:05:13 <Udderdude> i can't even play it properly because i instinctively avoid red
Apr 02 22:05:18 <Udderdude> how could you get this that wrong
Apr 02 22:05:20 <Udderdude> aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Apr 02 22:05:22 <Udderdude> fuck you x1000000
Apr 02 22:05:54 <austere> HAHAHAHA
Apr 02 22:05:56 <austere> the hitbox
Apr 02 22:05:58 <austere> is hilarious
Apr 02 22:05:58 <ROBOT_RON> hitbox sux
Apr 02 22:06:33 <ROBOT_RON> timer items fall too fast relative to ship speed
Apr 02 22:07:24 <austere> hahahaha this is agony
Apr 02 22:07:24 <trapizona> oh cool
Apr 02 22:07:29 <trapizona> he ripped off music too
Apr 02 22:07:50 <austere> hahahaha sniper warning sign
Apr 02 22:09:23 <austere> I like how some enemies shoot up
Apr 02 22:09:30 <austere> but faster than your ship can move
Apr 02 22:09:36 <austere> so you're NEVER in danger out eating those bullets
Apr 02 22:11:03 <ROBOT_RON> so easy to max out timer
Apr 02 22:11:06 <ROBOT_RON> lulz
Apr 02 22:12:18 <austere> deleted
Apr 02 22:13:22 <ROBOT_RON> HEY GUYS I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE STAGES WHOOO RANDOM ENEMIES SAME ENEMIES EVERY STAGE
Apr 02 22:20:24 <ROBOT_RON> lol just tap every half second
Apr 02 22:20:24 <ROBOT_RON> the snipers never hit you

[Zeether]

This game was detected as a security threat on my PC.

I think it's telling me something.