TOO CLOSE TO BREATHE

[Lance Boyle]

[LtC]

Welcome to 1 month ago. You could play this on Demul for a while alraedy and the graphics look way better.

[Bananamatic]

It ain't no Hellsinker

[emphatic]

Not a joke?

[Udderdude]

Phew, good thing it's not one of Cave's good games. ;3

[z0mbie90]

Looks like he put a screen from a superplay and use Photoshop magic on it.

But I can be wrong.

[trap15]

Not a joke/photoshop.
I helped austere with this project. It's been lots of fun. It runs pretty well too.
I'd provide screenshots myself, but I'm not at home. When I get home I'll upload some
If you need it for proof, I'll even provide a small snippet of code.

[Observer]

Oh, man. For a second I thought CAVE finally cave'd and was porting their shit to PC once and for all...

Also:

It ain't no Hellsinker

QFT

[TrevHead (TVR)]

It ain't no Hellsinker

Nor Touhou

[Barrakketh]

It ain't no Hellsinker

Nor Touhou

Nor Uwabami Breakers.

[Observer]

But it has a new hat!

And transformable lolis!

[Erppo]

All this work, but with screenshots from the Xbox port

[kernow]

worst april fools ever! 6502 - nes.h .. lols

[Treasurance]

Phew, good thing it's not one of Cave's good games. ;3

no its the best by far

[Udderdude]

worst april fools ever! 6502 - nes.h .. lols

It's the cancelled NES port, duh.

[austere]

Here's a snippet from the driver:

Code: Select all

int r[3] = {0x69727041, 0x6f46206c, 0x21736c6f, 0x43265300};
printf("%s", r);

[Aconcit]

Not funny. This is the one game I care about getting localized.

[brentsg]

Ugliest desktop ever?

[TrevHead (TVR)]

Its gotta be a joke and tbh I hope it is as well since any emulation of current Cave titles (even if its bug ridden and plays like shit) will damage any chance of seeing more localised titles.

I know a coomon arguement of Pro emulation ppl is that other games are emualted or pirated why's Cave so special. But then shmups is unlike most other genres as most gamers arnt emulator savvy unlike shmup fans where a very high percentage would choose to play it for free rather then pay cash for it (Thats why now im pleading to any mame or demul dev thats working on Cave emulation to leave new titles alone for atleast year or 2 so they can be localised, and if you do keep it under wraps untill you have it fully working)

Anyway enough of that shit its putting me on a downer. Its april fools so lets swap the tin foil hats for ones with frills and lace

[SFKhoa]

Is that an XBOX360 emulator?
EDIT: I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU USE SUCH A HORRIBLE SCALING METHOD

[Clessx]

So , if this is a photoshop , are the videos of Mushihimesama and Espgaluda II working on Demul are also fake ? Can anyone knowledged make it clear for all please?

[captpain]

So , if this is a photoshop , are the videos of Mushihimesama and Espgaluda II working on Demul are also fake ? Can anyone knowledged make it clear for all please?

[Clessx]

huh , what is that about ? I just kindly asked about something I wanted to know about.
Not everyone has to be very knowledged and professional about emulation scene and such.
I hoped someone could kindly clarify it for all who dont know very well but...

[spl]

Are people aware of dates around here?

[captpain]

huh , what is that about ? I just kindly asked about something I wanted to know about.
Not everyone has to be very knowledged and professional about emulation scene and such.
I hoped someone could kindly clarify it for all who dont know very well but...

[Barrakketh]

I hoped someone could kindly clarify it for all who dont know very well but...

It's April Fool's Day, so a lot of things are going to be bullshit. This thread's topic is one of those things.

And to spoil the fun and facepalming, the Demul stuff is legit.

[captpain]

Man, you could have set me up for the rare triple-facepalm alley oop.

[Udderdude]

GO FOR BROKE

[Clessx]

have fun with your lame facepalms pictures of saddam husein and else ,

I am out of this place ,

thanks to small number of people who were friendly and helpful all this time

bye

[captpain]