You cannot defeat me with paramecium alone.

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You cannot defeat me with paramecium alone.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPMhCTlHlC0

I wasn't sure whether to put this in the youtube thread or the engrish thread, so NEW TOPIC.

This is the future of videogames. Commence complaints about how the hitboxes on the paramecium are too big and they're too hard to tell apart from the background.
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I... uh... Oh my god.

Isn't the use of other living things as virtual video games (what the hell am I saying???) qualify you as evil?

I mean, I'm deeply amused by this in a way few could ever accomplish, but damn!

Edit: No, you were right in starting a new thread about this.
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CMoon wrote:I... uh... Oh my god.

Isn't the use of other living things as virtual video games (what the hell am I saying???) qualify you as evil?

I mean, I'm deeply amused by this in a way few could ever accomplish, but damn!
Nah, they are less alive than almost anything. I'm pretty sure walking on grass is 10x more evil than this.
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Mexican jumping beans 2k11?
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Wonder what the input lag is like on those things.
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dunpeal2064 wrote:
CMoon wrote:I... uh... Oh my god.

Isn't the use of other living things as virtual video games (what the hell am I saying???) qualify you as evil?

I mean, I'm deeply amused by this in a way few could ever accomplish, but damn!
Nah, they are less alive than almost anything. I'm pretty sure walking on grass is 10x more evil than this.
Still, the whole notion of it.
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Yeah, it does by default have a bit of the "dance my puppets, DANCE!" feel to it, though far crueler stuff is done to far more advanced creatures on a far grander scale.
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Motion controls are the past, this is the future.
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Is this what the new Steel Battalion will be using?
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Waiting for a DotA remake with these things as creeps.
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