Santa's legal department cooked this up apparently

[Ed Oscuro]

Santa doesn't have a very good legal department but they try hard to protect his brand. "Our lawyers know where you live."

GP mentioned Hedwig, so this has to be posted since it mentions Hedwig as well. (I don't know what Hedwig is.)

Anyway this thing is just pure, concentrated (and evil).

[GaijinPunch]

Hedwig:

[TrevHead (TVR)]

LOL Since the modern santa is a coca cola invention I can allmost imagine them one day creating an investors portfolio like this one

[Ed Oscuro]

Hedwig:

Qualifies as a "What" in my book, at least.

[Jockel]

LOL Since the modern santa is a coca cola invention[...]

Common misinformation.

[GaijinPunch]

Hedwig:

Qualifies as a "What" in my book, at least.

I think you need the latest version of your book.