I'm drunk thread!

[CMoon]

Moved from the double bastard to my 'super scotch' that I brewed back in September. Get yurself drunk internets!

As far as beer, if you don't know anything except shit mass produced yellow beer, sam adams isn't a bad start, but you can do a LOT better. Maybe you have a local brew pub or a BIG BOOZE SHOP with lots of fancy beers. Check out some beers with high alcohol content (at least over 8%). Fancy european beers work, though american micro brews are better if you can find them.

I don't mean to be completley ignoring Acid King's reaction against all the super-imperial beers, but trying some will introduce you to an entirely new world of beers. Get your feet wet so to speak. From there you can start traversing the terrain. Don't (for the most part) buy beers in cans or clear or green glass. Learn different styles and find the ones you enjoy most. The world of beer is as diverse (if not more) than wine, so be humble and try tons of shit. I still run into 21 year old kids who seem to know more about beer than me. God bless 'em.

[mesh control]

A couple more months and I won't have to worry about hiding alcohol in my closet. Then I'll be able to explore a bit.

Kinda drunk. I'd like some vodka, but i don't have any. I'm going to play Futari on stickam shuffle an finish this goddamn bottle of wine.

[drauch]

Riding a good buzz. Reading manga and drinking makes me the most tiredx5. Double fun pleasure night of booze and Cutey Honey manga and anime. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw.

[mesh control]

Added some cranberry juice to my concoction (for the better). I can't believe I roamed Vegas like this. wow.

I haven't been this drunk since evo. )lightweight(
We sipped vodka for free at a bar with a lad younger than my friend and I.

[mesh control]

edit: Irrelevance.

[`Throwdown]

Sam Adams + Freeones = Win.

[drauch]

Sam Adams + Freeones = Win.

Freeones rulez.

[CMoon]

Freeones???

[Acid King]

Freeones???

NSFW

[Slump]

Half a bottle of Captain Morgan Private Stock and 4 Guinesses. Fuck the world baby yeaaaahaahahaahahahahahahahhahahahha

[CMoon]

Jesus christ, did you drink that all at once?

On saturday I had 3 beers and a double scotch, but that was across half the day.

[Vyxx]

Currently at work with a hangover ...

[Slump]

Jesus christ, did you drink that all at once?

On saturday I had 3 beers and a double scotch, but that was across half the day.

Heh, it was over the course of 6 or 7 hours I think don't remember that well. That double scotch sounds bad ass by the way and I've noticed your a Stone fan. Cheers from one with similar tastes, although I prefer the IRS to the Bastard.

[CMoon]

Oh, that doesn't sound so unreasonable then.

Tried to do the same thing yesterday (whe the hell am I supposed to do with three weeks off?) but the double scotch poured closer to a triple. Instead of getting drunk I just milked it half the day. I finally got sick of it and downed what just looked like a little sip, but felt more like a mouthful. I think I'll take a break from scotch for a few days.

[DJ Incompetent]

I tws a axxsaving time as the fun! Ther ewa my job where wa bean to the batr nfor many harours drinking the maghia c hat nubmer 0 number nine numer nine! AN THey gave me a ffrree ber because the bar afaok missporoed an accidenet.
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I was goinag to live streaam the internet some videoa games but I don't know wehr the buttonn is . I v unleanred. Needhhhhh teach

haee you seen my aphone?"?

[Acid King]

I tws a axxsaving time as the fun! Ther ewa my job where wa bean to the batr nfor many harours drinking the maghia c hat nubmer 0 number nine numer nine! AN THey gave me a ffrree ber because the bar afaok missporoed an accidenet.
entre
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I was goinag to live streaam the internet some videoa games but I don't know wehr the buttonn is . I v unleanred. Needhhhhh teach

haee you seen my aphone?"?

Now that's what I call a drunk post. Well done.

[drauch]

I tws a axxsaving time as the fun! Ther ewa my job where wa bean to the batr nfor many harours drinking the maghia c hat nubmer 0 number nine numer nine! AN THey gave me a ffrree ber because the bar afaok missporoed an accidenet.
entre
enter'
I was goinag to live streaam the internet some videoa games but I don't know wehr the buttonn is . I v unleanred. Needhhhhh teach

haee you seen my aphone?"?

This is what drunk thread is about. Welcome to the club.

[Slump]

I tws a axxsaving time as the fun! Ther ewa my job where wa bean to the batr nfor many harours drinking the maghia c hat nubmer 0 number nine numer nine! AN THey gave me a ffrree ber because the bar afaok missporoed an accidenet.
entre
enter'
I was goinag to live streaam the internet some videoa games but I don't know wehr the buttonn is . I v unleanred. Needhhhhh teach

haee you seen my aphone?"?

DJ Incoherent Nice post mate!

[drauch]

Oh HELL YES. Getting drunk as we (I) type. Unloaded two shitty trucks in 24 hours at both of my jobs and I am beat to hell. When asked what I was going to do tonight by my co-worker I said get drunk. I think I deserved to get drunk. I am sore. I will be back soon. Gonna go play some visual novel. ttyl.

[Vyxx]

Oh HELL YES. Getting drunk as we (I) type. Unloaded two shitty trucks in 24 hours at both of my jobs and I am beat to hell. When asked what I was going to do tonight by my co-worker I said get drunk. I think I deserved to get drunk. I am sore. I will be back soon. Gonna go play some visual novel. ttyl.

drunk and crunk yo

[drauch]

what the fuck just happened. I posted like i think ten minutes ago in another thread and all of a sudedn i am ready to go to fuckin BED. I dont care abvout typing now. Re-backspacing is dead to me. FUck that shit. What the hell. What a joke. I posted liek ten mins ago and now i am fucked. Too much whiskey. I am ready for bed hxc styleeeeeeeee.

Cocksuckingp pulstar i tried to play while drunk. I drFUCK tried to drunk mame and i fucked up hard. I tried game paradise, pulstar, gekfrkdnekn(whatever) vasara, robotron 2084 and ifucking suck. I cant play games drunk. Only thing i dont like about getting drunk is that kind of shit. I want to get drunk and exceed at tgames. oNly thing i can play is visual novels and shit like that. Fdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd kinda dropppppped my head on teh keyborad >)(((((((((((((((( KEY TEH

Okay. Lets get real yhere. Time to SERIOUS type.

Anyonthing GOING ON. I got lords of thunder on ebay sealed for super hella chepa. I am kkndaaaaaaaa thinking weird sthif SHIT because i am going to open a game that is now "acneitn" ANCIENT. what do I DO. FUK. What the hell. I beatr stalkker shadow of chernobyl tonight and got the shittty fucking ending. Goddammit. I have a problem when I want tot beat game. I think i stress myself out because i want to beat bgames and play ore amo AND MORE and blahblha blah. SHOULD I KEEP THE CASES ONLY?

SUCK IT.

Shitty titties. TOLD YOU. I wanted to get drunk tonight. Fucking cats are going APE SHIT CRAZY IN MY APARATMENT. ARPARPAPRPT!!!!!! MENT. Fucking Taun-taun won't stop meowing(Q) all the fucking time. EVERY DAY:
Wake up at 6 o 'clock wantint goof FOOD.
Wake up again at like 8-10 wanting tgo fucking piss me off. Meowing because he wants me to get up. I NEED TO SLEEP> I GET NONE. I have dark spots under my eyee permanently and my manager always points that out. It is not RIGHT. Dont get dark spots under your eyes 4 LIFE. They are not-attractive. K? (GOING to the kitched to get more booze because I want to black out of this shit hole)

Got more booze now. Ethinking NOt e thinkinging (bad things). Need to end this fucking year already. I hate this year. THis year is shit. I can't think of one really postive thinkg(G) that heppend this year. Honestlyk, though. Want this shit done with. I hope next year is better. I hope the new years reslottionnnnnnn fuck that <+++++++++ I hope the new year sresoltion FUCK I CANT SPEELLL.

I HOPE THE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION PAYS OFF IN FULL. Not really. I hope the new year is a better year for life. I hope life can prevail from this shit heap. Muchi muchi pork is coming out and I am fuckign PUMPED AS FUK. what the fuk evan williams tastes like SHIT compared to the cheap fucking garbage that is mccormick whiskey. OD DO YOU KNOW MOCORMICK WHISKEY IS THE GRAATEST? Mccormick makes everythign from c R RUM RUM RUM to gin to whiskey to vodkea TO ETC!!!!!!!! They are so cheap. They also taste the GREATEST. I was gonna buyu some "FANCY SHIT" like jack kdan DANIELS and get those free glasses anD SHIT but I won hokuto no ken on eBAY the fighting game and I told myself I owuldNT WIN INT BUT I DID so i cant buy booze now bcecasuse i need to save money and be chape aASSSSSSS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK>


goooooooo away. NOT YOU. ME ONLY.

I need to sotp typing. I cant stop. iw ant to ttype untilll (I WANT TO TYPE UNTIL MY EYES BLEED) I dont want to quit. I ENJOY THIS SHIT. I eanw WANT TOT YPE> I ATE GOLDFISH CRACKERS EARLY (ER) AND THEY WERE DELICIOUS> FUCKING CATS STOP RUNNING GODDAMMIT IT IS TOO EARLY!!!!!!!!! (LATE) fuck this whisky tastes like hshit. SHIT . What thte fuck . bloody fucking hell. goddamn cheap shit with cheap coke tastes btter than this garbage. makes me want to garggle SHI t festtttttttttttt.

NO. my tv is going away tomorrow. THAT IS RIGHT> I am giving away my 36 inch full screen tv toomrrow and i am going to miss. IT. i loved that vt TV> I am ginving it away to friendsr regardless. someone is gettin gittttttttt that rules. one person is black, the other person is a white racist. IS THAT FUN OR WHAT. They are both friends, and they both deserive DESERVE IT a in teir own right. fuckin ghell. WHY DID I GET THE BAD ENDING EARLIER@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ UCK

ok.yyyyyyyyyyyy getting on-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1 eye. ONE EYE IS OEPN POPOEN OPEN ALL THE TIM!!!!!!

time to get off shmups forum. typiemmmmmmmmmmmmm TIME TO STOP ACTING LIKE AN ASSHOLE> DONT JUDGE ME.


sorry this post was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONG! be my frined. MERRY CHRISTMASSSSSSSS/hol,idsays!

[Aquas]

I cant play games drunk. Only thing i dont like about getting drunk is that kind of shit. I want to get drunk and exceed at tgames. oNly thing i can play is visual novels and shit like that.

One night I came home fairly tipsy and loaded up Day of Defeat: Source, the map Donner. All of my grenades were primed perfectly and I got multiple 2 in 1 kills. It was glorious. That's my only proud "drunk gaming" story.

I haven't been drunk in over a year: it was the night of a friend's wake I had attended and gave the last eulogy for. He fell off a fucking cliff! (RIP Skylar) Had too many tequila shots and beer. My time will come for this thread, some day.

[CMoon]

I was somewhat loaded yesterday (not like you guys), trying to play Yakuza 3. Now the Yakuza serious is one of my all-time favorite drunk games, but I'm stuck at this point where I have to get a certain score at golf. I tried a bunch of times and got more mad everytime I tried. Finally I gave up and did something else. Man, I don't get drunk and play video games to get mad.

[CMoon]

Finally beat the goddamn golf game in Yakuza 3 (+2 in competition.) Man, that game robs you.

[mesh control]

Smoked for the first time in a long while. Still not convinced I entirely enjoy pot. I find EDF to be the best cinematic video game experience in a long while.

[drauch]

Celebrating Christmas with whiskey. Be back later for more tales of fun I imagine. Oppai mouse pads feel amazing when buzzed.

[drauch]

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. ~W.C. Fields

QUOTE of the evening.

Glad this shit holiday is over. Leeast favorite holiday of all time. Don't like religion, but I appreciate the holiday for the meaningful celebration of family and the like; yet, I will reconcile with this holiday for the meaning it retains with most people. Trying to type OKAY tonight. Listening to tons of Bruce Sptin (it's Springsteen) to guide me through this land o' doom.

What is going on.

Been readiny (RAED..... Ready. Type correctly you goddamn fool (for sleep) for quite some time.

I can't drink whiskey straight as well as I used to, ever since that night that I blacked out hardcore, got kicked out of an old work party, and had to walk an hour to work the next day. It's lik ethat (like that) time that I drink MD2020 (mad dog 20/20) cheap bum whine (wine) and vomited in the grass, then picked up my vomit and threw it, proclaiming it to "get out of here you lil' bastard!". Those were the days. The days of youth. The days of not caring. The days of misspent consideration towards an unreliable and unattainable goal, that would soon be relinquished by my a twist of cruel.

what the fuck am i talking about...............................

i tried to type sense but i gave up. it is rubbish. any thoughts going through my head are at a blaring speed that should be forgotten and not typed for that shall be deemed inane. gonna go to bed probably. one eyhedddddddd.
ONE EYED


GO EAWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. FEAGLE EAGLE TOE. EAGLE TOE EAGLE TALON. EAGLE FUCKING CLAW> EAGLES EAT FISH . EAGLES ARE LIFE. eagles are hunted. eagles were once hunted towards endangerment. remember when the american bald eagle was an endangered bird? why was such a thing even hunted in the fisr p first plce? FIRST PLACE? cause of hide (feathers & shiit) or becaues it was a hard to kill bird, or because it was stasyy (TASTY)? Dont want to look it up right now. Wish I knew. Wish I finished my senstences when I was DRINKING. Bewecaseusef DBEJWESED 33. Go way.

Nope. Cak. CAKE. Didnt eat any. Ate some shit. Fucking cousin is going to go to jail. I know it. He is goint to be such a b (Punck) punk. He is like 31 (backwards= he is 13) and he is taller than me. I am not tall, but stilll, he causes lots of trouble in schoo. LLLLLL.

he isg oignt ot goisjdflskfdjslkdfjslkdjfl

done. going to bed.

what is the piont...

christmas is over. thank you. go home. enojoy.. EJOY TURKEY gomenasai.

[Vyxx]

why does is seem like the onlt people who post here r like 3 or 4 of us
i a drunk again and ineed to srtop getting liek this its not good
why is there only me and drunch guy who r liek thius i guess i have a prombelm

urgh this is embaraging nev ermind

[drauch]

why does is seem like the onlt people who post here r like 3 or 4 of us
i a drunk again and ineed to srtop getting liek this its not good
why is there only me and drunch guy who r liek thius i guess i have a prombelm

urgh this is embaraging nev ermind

Sounds like you are having a night like mine was last night. A problem is if you can't help it, and don't want to be drinking. Hopefully you aren't like that. I wouldn't worry yourself buddy.

[CMoon]

Is it possible the rest of the forum doesn't drink/smoke/whatever??? I don't really get that, but it does interfere with shmupping. Maybe they're not willing to get inebriated on the grounds that it might detract from their high score?