I'm drunk thread!

[jonny5]

My mom just found my shroom jars.

Mom: what are these?
Me: oh, those are from school.
Mom: they look pretty cool, what are you going to do with them now?
Me: use them for change.

I used to do shrooms a lot back in the day. I kind of got to the point where every time I did them, I didn't enjoy it. Like they started to hit, and I was like "why did I do this?" and then proceeded to have a bad depressing, soul searching 'I need to find Jesus and change my life' type trip. Not fun.

Same thing with acid. The last time I did acid was probably like 7 years ago. My buddy gave me 2 hits and I though it would be cool to watch SinCity and trip out. Got about 20 minutes into the movie, started to peak, started to freak out and had to get out of my house. I ended up speed walking around Toronto for the whole night(like 10 hours straight) . The worst part was when the sun started coming up and people started getting up and coming out and I was still tripping ballz! I went into a 7-11 to get a slurpee or something, and the counter had a mosaic pattern and I was just staring at it; dude had to yell at me for a second to get my attention. I covered a good portion of the city and was doubling back all over the place. I was so fucked up I was just walking, like I could outrun the trip or something. I wasn't even really paying attention to where I was going, just cruising aimlessly. I destroyed the shoes I was wearing and my feet were fucked for a month or so.

I haven't touched any hallucinogens since. Only advice I would offer to someone who wants to 'try' hallucinogens is don't do it by yourself, don't do it in a city as there is too much going on/too many lights/people and it can be overwhelming and lead to freak outs. Go camping or something. Also, DO NOT mix amphetamines with hallucinogens, as stated earlier in one of mesh_control's posts. It can really mess with your mind and cause blackouts/gaps in conscious activity, like you are still doing stuff and being active, but your brain is kind of shut off. Imagine one second you are in your house and it seems like you blink and you are somewhere else entirely, for real, not hallucination. bad news bears!

In other news, I'm at work, stone sober, and man, I can't wait to get home, drink several Sapporo king cans, spin a massive doob and kick back! Friday muh-fuckaz!

[Enemy]

another Friday .... and another beer whilst listening to the cure ......... Picture of you live .... beer no 2 .. maybe will post when I am drunk ... and not just chilled ....

btw ... Shmups when drunk .... doesnt really work does it ... I always want to play them but then afterwards think ... drink driving a shmup is wrong .... and shouldnt be done at any cost

[drauch]

HOly shit that story was amazing. I am pretty drunk. I kind of want to do drugs, but i am simply too afraid to. Not drunk, I would almost always say no if someone offered me a drug. I didn't even smoke pot voluntarily until this year when a guy asked me at work. It was a bad day, so I said fuck it and took a hit while on the clock. Only reason I don't any more is because I really want to find a better job that pays more. I think I want to take some drugs. My life is simply comprised of fantasy and unrealistic things that cannot be obtained. I want a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but it probably wont happen in my life time. I am trying really hard to maintain a sense of order in my typing prose, because I am starting to go all one-eyed and such, and pass out in my computer chair. It really depends on the night if I feel like typing sense or an orgy of blah. I feel like I should at least try shrooms, or something of the sort that is hallucinogenic. I want to see things I never will see. I know what my life will become. Mediocrity has followed me my entire life. I want to experience something and not feel bad about it. I want the anxiety to go away. I want to hang out with mesh_control some weekend and do drugs. Do I want to do it all the time? No, not at all. My life has become a storage of miss-spent knowledge and stories/information that must be told. I pride myself on telling people of things they normally wouldn't give two shits about. I feel that my co-workers must know about Hokuto no Ken or about Sexy Parodious. People don't give a shit about Charles Bronson anymore or about the fact that Franco Nero was Django. People are losing the past. Everything is being taken over by mediocrity. Stallone is going to fucking die, and most people think Rambo II and III are a fucking joke--which strongly needs to be corrected. Bitches are FUCKING everyone in site, yet no one cares about Susan B. Anthony and most men couldn't give a shit about a serious relationship, and the same goddamn thing applies to most women. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW that Chuck Norris at one point WASN'T a fucking shitty joke and that Leonard Cohen wrote fucking Hallelujah and not Jeff Buckley and John Cale in that shitty version of fucking Shrek and the HORRIBLE adaptation of The Watchmen. People don't know about fucking Swamp Thing. People don't know about gaian philosophy and about serious relationships. Everything is garbage. Life is fucking competitive sports, promiscuous sex, dolla$, and reproduction for the sole of "because I feel like I should.". FUCK THAT. No one understands that contemporary country is a fucking money-making joke. What happened to Dolly Parton? Dixie Stampede? That shit is like an hour away at max from my house. Fucking country is dead. Hank Williams? Marty Robbins? George Jones? Patsy Cline? The shit is infinite. No one cares though. Johnny Cash? Yeah; bastards only give two-fucks because of the goddamn movie. Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys? Mother fucker my great uncle was in that shit. Go down to Billings and you'll see that sign. Fucking American a kraut was one of the leading western swing bands. What happened. Watership Down. I want to do drugs, but I am terribly afraid of losing my memory or doing something terrible. Progear no arashi is one of the finest games ever made.

To quote the shitty band No Trend:

"Too many fucking humans. You breed like rats. And your no fucking better."

Too drunk. Too mad. Too much

Ignore that. I don't know what the fuck happened. I don't remember going to bed.

[drauch]

Plans were canceled for this evening so I decided to get drunk and watch Fist of the North Star. Tried to "do stuff" tonight but it failed. Tried to solder this psx circuit board but I don't think I know how to properly solder. I need some help. Found an NEC CRT 29" monitor on the online craigslist for 20 bucks. Guy emailed me back and said I could get it sunday. I feel like a school girl before I realized what growing up is. I need to beat a game. It has been too long. I am so close to beating Final Fantasy VI but tonight it made me really racist-mad and I had to turn it off before I punched the wall in. My last wound is still healing, so I can't punch stuff when my testosterone levels get too high (manly). I neglect too many games. I need to beat Ys 1 and Farcry before I start more games. Bastard friend never called me, what a wanker. Time to watch more anime. Be back later, prob.

[mirkvid]

Drunk and waiting for GaijinPunch's 10,000th post!


also drunk.

[drauch]

Not drunk enough. Gaijinpunch's 10,000 post made my night. I almost have 100 posts in the drunk thread. I guess that is something to be proud of. Or ashamed of. You judge that one.

[CMoon]

Went on vacation for a week and found time to re-visit my favorite brewpub. Good times! To be honest though, the closest I got to drunk was in the airport though (who wants to be sober and fly?) Had two 9% beers before stepping in the terminal, and then a double irish whiskey after my naked body scan.

[Drachenherz]

Being on topic? Hell yesssss... *hips*

[drauch]

Went on vacation for a week and found time to re-visit my favorite brewpub. Good times! To be honest though, the closest I got to drunk was in the airport though (who wants to be sober and fly?) Had two 9% beers before stepping in the terminal, and then a double irish whiskey after my naked body scan.

Glad to have ya back! I like your monkey, but I miss your sun ra.

[Acid King]

I had two bottles of Terrapin MooHoo Chocolate Milke stout and now I'm working on my second whiskey (Basil Hayden's) and soda.

[CMoon]

Glad to have ya back! I like your monkey, but I miss your sun ra.

It's no random monkey. I took all these crazy shots at the american natural history museum, most of them bizarre macro shots or weird portrait shots.

Not much drinkin' news. Just working on my clone of Dogfishhead's India Brown Ale.

[Arasoi]

I'm not drunk.

But I spent all night ripping old VHS tapes for my youtube channel/site and I'm wondering why I didn't need to be.

[CMoon]

You fool!

[Arasoi]

[CMoon]

Went to my favorite pub in LA so far (Blue Palms) and had 3 beers and dinner. Then came home, graded papers and had another beer. Life is good.

[drauch]

Thinking of attempting a drunken state, but I dunno if the time will allow it. Had a shitty day. Mainly because AVG is the WORST VIRUS PROTECTION EVER. Damn program shut down WINDOWS and couldn't reboot it. Had to download a boot disc to fix it and go through and delete crap in my system32 files, and that still didn't work. Broke out the ol' vista disc and finally fixed it after driving back and forth to locations with internet all goddamn day. Now AVG won't let me delete it because it's that shitty of a program, making the user download ANOTHER program to uninstall it. What a goddamn joke. I wish I could sue them. Or just take a drive to their office and personally mow all of them down with a gat. This day was so wasted. I wanted to play some eroge games or something productive. I did eat some hamburgers for the first time in foreva and that was tasty. Ohhhhh whiskey, how I love thee. So so so delicious with the diet coke. It never gets old.

Technology has been CRUEL to me lately. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS:

-US Xbox 360 video went out...AGAIN. Tried to fix it myself after doing it before, but it's not wanting to work after 2 attempts. May try one more and call it quits. Regardless if I do fix it (won't) it is kinda destroyed after I took a hammer to the casing in anger/no patience

-JP Xbox 360 messed up, but I think it is fixed now. Getting that back Monday, at least.

-Xbox 360 profile got CORRUPTED and all of my data was lost. So much time in Bethesda RPGS and Rainbow Six Vegas 2 GONE, as well as my arcade games going awol, too. I imagine I can re-dl those. Don't put your harddrive on a modded Xbox, folks. I hate you microsoft.

-IPOD tried to mess up. It was close. I thought I lost all of my 65 gigs of music...again. I saved it though, just barely.

My world is falling apart. I think my cats hate me. Christmas is coming and I am dreading it more than ever.

I need to beat a video game. It's been awhile since I have. I start too many things and never finish them. For being a gamer guru nerd thing I don't play as many video games as I should. I get too sidetracked with random garbage.

Thank god for the shmups drunk thread. I'll make a special post hopefully when I get 100 posts in this shit.

i want an oppai mouse pad.

[drunkninja24]

-JP Xbox 360 messed up, but I think it is fixed now. Getting that back Monday, at least.

-Xbox 360 profile got CORRUPTED and all of my data was lost. So much time in Bethesda RPGS and Rainbow Six Vegas 2 GONE, as well as my arcade games going awol, too. I imagine I can re-dl those. Don't put your harddrive on a modded Xbox, folks. I hate you microsoft.

Oh wow. You haven't deleted everything from your drive yet, have you? You can get all that back, found this on another forum:

1. On a non-banned 360, turn on your console with a memory unit that does NOT contain your corrupted game profile.
2. Recover your XBL profile to a memory card on your non-banned console (can use a 360-formatted USB memory stick)
3. Turn your non-banned console off.
4. Plug in your hard drive/memory card with your corrupted saves to your non-banned console.
5. Go to System settings -> Memory -> (your "corrupted" memory unit) -> Gamer Profiles and select your corrupted profile.
6. Select delete and make sure you select DELETE PROFILE ONLY. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL DELETE ALL OF YOUR SAVES
7. Turn your console off
8. Put it your memory unit with your "corrupt" saves
9. Also insert your memory unit with the gamertag you recovered from XBL earlier
10. System settings -> Memory -> (memory unit with recovered gamertag) -> Move -> Your gamertag
11. Move your gamertag to your Memory unit with your previously corrupt saves and you should be good to go.

[cools]

Getting there. Live sets from kraftyradio.com, DJ's on IRC, waiting on the call to hit town again.

[CMoon]

FRIIIIIDAAAAAAY NIIIIIIIIGHT!

[drauch]

-JP Xbox 360 messed up, but I think it is fixed now. Getting that back Monday, at least.

-Xbox 360 profile got CORRUPTED and all of my data was lost. So much time in Bethesda RPGS and Rainbow Six Vegas 2 GONE, as well as my arcade games going awol, too. I imagine I can re-dl those. Don't put your harddrive on a modded Xbox, folks. I hate you microsoft.

Oh wow. You haven't deleted everything from your drive yet, have you? You can get all that back, found this on another forum:

1. On a non-banned 360, turn on your console with a memory unit that does NOT contain your corrupted game profile.
2. Recover your XBL profile to a memory card on your non-banned console (can use a 360-formatted USB memory stick)
3. Turn your non-banned console off.
4. Plug in your hard drive/memory card with your corrupted saves to your non-banned console.
5. Go to System settings -> Memory -> (your "corrupted" memory unit) -> Gamer Profiles and select your corrupted profile.
6. Select delete and make sure you select DELETE PROFILE ONLY. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL DELETE ALL OF YOUR SAVES
7. Turn your console off
8. Put it your memory unit with your "corrupt" saves
9. Also insert your memory unit with the gamertag you recovered from XBL earlier
10. System settings -> Memory -> (memory unit with recovered gamertag) -> Move -> Your gamertag
11. Move your gamertag to your Memory unit with your previously corrupt saves and you should be good to go.

I never used xbox live so it was a non-live account with all of my crap on it...Oh well, it's not bothering me so much anymore. Still, just a pain in the ass...

[Danza]

I'm pretty intoxicated. By pretty, I mean I am typoing on 4 keyboards.

Because I live in Australia in a relatively small town and we all know each other, when a couple of guys move into the area who are metalheads who love retro gaming, it doesn't take long to find them. But holy shit can these fellows drink. I brought them to my place last weekend and put on DOJ and Ketsui, they didn't even want to try. But they will eventually Either way, hanging with these guys, I will have a deformed liver within a month.

[drauch]

Saturday night fever up in here. Had plans but they have clearly been canceled. Didn't meant to start getting drunk, but...it's inevitable. Tried to go back and play Farcry and finally beat it. It's a damn fine game if you like FPS, but fuck, it can be brutal, especially with save points here and there, and the possibility of dying in like 2 shots. So...I quit. Again. Not in the mood for anything now, so I think I'm gonna officially start playing Swan Song. Yee-haw for fake bewbs. Be back later, no doubt. Aspartame is making my teeth hurt.

[CMoon]

Been working on Ninja Gaiden Sigma, but it isn't a good game to play while you're drunk.

I've got three beers up on tap now. Crazy!

[drauch]

I'm starting to find that NO GAME is good drunk. The main reason I stopped drinking every night was because I couldn't game worth a damn anymore. I tried to play a simple visual novel game and I found that I just wanted to smash my face on the keyboard. My cat Taun-Taun keeps yelling at me so I tackled him to the ground. I think I may play some MAME or something. I think a good arcade game would be nice to drunken playing, if anything. Or maybe I could go back to Farcry with some WHAT. I think I am going to make some popcorn.

[drauch]

congrats.

[drauch]

anyone wever watched retrogamer3 on youtube??? Probably the worst fucking channel on retrrogaming. I hate this bastard. Sooooo terribly unfunny and half of the time references shit that isnt factual. If anything this wanker makes me even more influenced to start a youtube channel of my own. Try watching him some time. Soooo bad. I don't understand how he has over 6,000 subs. Sht sucks.................................................\\


i cant wait for muchi muchi pork. did the japanese yen go up in value????? i thnk it did but i cant look it up because of thisgns. 80 bucks for a new game is hella expensive. i cant afford tjat shit. i need that sit to come out wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwha tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt







godamitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt OKAY> i replaced my background wit hyumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa asamiiiiiiiiiiiii. no more anime shti. FCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK. losign friends. EVERtyhing tissssss is shit. gononaaaaa fail math. FCK. didnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt study like i was GONNNNNNNNNNNNA................................

shit scuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuujklsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss



NO.

U R AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK

Shit. need to go to bed. NEED TO TYPE CORRECTLY. need to try. NEEED TO FINISH THIS DRINK>

NEED TO SUE AVG. avg is the worst fivurps VIRUS protection EVER. Dont ue s ===USE THEM. THEY ARE SHIT. DO NOT DO IT.

YOU RAEEEEEEEEEEE

g o to b ed.

GO TO BED.

AM GOING
NOW. drink is not done. FINISH DRINK. GO TO BED> PLAN OF THE EVENING.

[mesh control]

These are some epic posts, Drauch.

I have a bottle of Carlo Rossi in my closet for next Wednesday when I get off work. Sober until then.
Is it cheap wine?
My 21 yo friend was like:"No, man you want this stuff" and I obliged.
We got it at wal mart so it must be a little white trash.

And
xDRUGFREEx

[CMoon]

What virus protection should you use Drauch?

[drauch]

Shit. Had quite the headache most of today. After reading my post I understand why.

Carlo Rossi is cheap wine, yeah, but it's damned good stuff. For classy gents and white trash alike.

CMOON. I think McAfee may be my main man now. I dunno. I'm still pretty upset with AVG, as it is still on my computer and I haven't dedicated the time to officially rid my harddrive of it's EVIL.

[CMoon]

I also have AVG being how I can't stand Nortons. I'll have to look into McAfee then.

Too bad your not a beer man. Ever since I started drinking high quality beer (and making your own makes it cheap), my headaches have mostly vanished. Of course, I don't drink like I used to.