I'm drunk thread!

[mesh control]

Atta boy

[drauch]

Drinking tonight for the first time in a week. Gonna go play some D&D in like thirty minutes. Hopefully will be drunk afterwards and on the shmups boards.

[drauch]

wasted as fuck and i feel fuckning aweosme. i played D&D and owned the last bitch of the group but was JUDGED because i was tooooooooo drdunk. i dont even known at this point. i wasnt to make popcorn but i feel i am too drunk to make it and it be ooooooooooood. bitcehs one person called me one eye ewhich i assume means really drunk which i established myself month or os back. i get one eyed a lot. MOTER FUCKER

why cant i find any good picurers of amiyammmmmmmmmmmmma from fist of the north star drunk?????????????????????????????? bitches are sick and onlypost pickreturs of the ( i dont want that shit ) adddddd drunk because peopel are stupid. the new game came out and i am too poor (not poor but cant spiendsssssss te fuKC OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_)))))))

okay sooner o rlater alii iwll giet it............................................ KKKK?????????? fuck u u know what is sup?????????/ 666

one eyed reallyi drunk right NOW. wanted to poass out on the astphat kneeeearrrrrrrrrrrr near my hoseu but couldnt friend walked me home and i am litearallyyyyyyy ten plus 5 feet next do to my house. pibithce bitcesh neo geo.

KILL YOU if you kno my .................

ghost wssssss sweeper mikamie comesssss out now. i want both of tem. i want popcorn.

i cant remember her very well i guess that is a good thing. i miss stuff.


o meeeeeeeeeeee i need snatchr on sega cd>>>>>>>> i want cotton 2222 poster from gajin punch fucK

i nkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Vyxx]

wasted as fuck and i feel fuckning aweosme. i played D&D and owned the last bitch of the group but was JUDGED because i was tooooooooo drdunk. i dont even known at this point. i wasnt to make popcorn but i feel i am too drunk to make it and it be ooooooooooood. bitcehs one person called me one eye ewhich i assume means really drunk which i established myself month or os back. i get one eyed a lot. MOTER FUCKER

why cant i find any good picurers of amiyammmmmmmmmmmmma from fist of the north star drunk?????????????????????????????? bitches are sick and onlypost pickreturs of the ( i dont want that shit ) adddddd drunk because peopel are stupid. the new game came out and i am too poor (not poor but cant spiendsssssss te fuKC OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_)))))))

okay sooner o rlater alii iwll giet it............................................ KKKK?????????? fuck u u know what is sup?????????/ 666

one eyed reallyi drunk right NOW. wanted to poass out on the astphat kneeeearrrrrrrrrrrr near my hoseu but couldnt friend walked me home and i am litearallyyyyyyy ten plus 5 feet next do to my house. pibithce bitcesh neo geo.

KILL YOU if you kno my .................

ghost wssssss sweeper mikamie comesssss out now. i want both of tem. i want popcorn.

i cant remember her very well i guess that is a good thing. i miss stuff.


o meeeeeeeeeeee i need snatchr on sega cd>>>>>>>> i want cotton 2222 poster from gajin punch fucK

i nkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Was that... English?

[CMoon]

Good to see things are back to normal around here.

[mesh control]

What a relief.

[drauch]

Oh my god what was that.

[Acid King]

Shots of Jim Beam with my old lady and now I'm sipping on an Old Foghorn watching the Walking Dead.... Good stuff.

[CMoon]

Been to sick to get drunk lately--hasn't stopped me from having a beer now and then though. Feeling better today and actually having two. The first was just too delicious.

[CMoon]

Working on it tonight. Hitting my India Brown Ale hard.

I know everyone is into music, but for what it's worth I've done radio, run a record label, doesn't really make it special, but music has always been a huge part of my life. Again, prolly true for everyone. So I made a new playlist called 'Anthem' that I put every song in that--you know--when it hits you, you remember all the good times that have come and gone. I'm not done with this playlist yet, but combine that with climbing mt. inebriated and it's exactly what you expect. You want to call all your old bros, etc. A little manly tear, etc.

[CMoon]

Get yrself drunk!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeOsd6pK ... re=related

I miss the old video with penguins, but this will have to do.

Edit: Oh fuck yeah! Here's the original video of Can doing Paper House: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x76CeJBb ... re=related
(seriously, get down on your knees )

[Demetori]

Haagen Blonde is disgusting. Back to the wine cooler.

[mesh control]

Sipping some cheap wine and listening to some Slowdive.
Not bad, but I haven't a clue about wine for the most part.

[mesh control]

Good buzz.

I feel like this song.

[drauch]

Drunk. Had a friend over and we played lots of fighting games and I introduced him to Parodius. Another friend came over and because we are all little girls we played Fatal Frame III. I guess we yelled once and I got a noise complaint. If I get two complaints I get kicked out, which is beyond redonk. I am going to my landlord tomorrow and complain about getting a noise complaint. We yelled once. It was 11 o'clock, on the dot when the security guy came by. Even he asked where the loud people went, because he was baffled at 3 nerdy dudes sitting on a couch playing a ps2. I plan on killing these neighbors if I get kicked out. Every night they stomp about, sniffle and snort, and it sounds like they roll bowling balls across the floor. If I have to move for a 4th time in a year I will kill someone. This is no lie. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Echo Night Beyond is scary. Cybernator rules. Metal Warriors is hard. I am drunk. I hate my neighbors. Why are people so inconsiderate. I didn't make any noise. They will perish. I will destroy their family.

[Danza]

I'm blind and its 4 AM. Third night this week I've drank till this hour. I'm prety much a manchild.

Feels bad man.

[CMoon]

I'm flying cross country tonight. Plan on being drunk much of the coming week.

[RGC]

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[Acid King]

I had a couple Brooklyn Pilsners followed by a few glasses of scotch at dinner and I am feeling pretty swell.

[Vyxx]

currently drunk as helll

[drauch]

Probably be back here later. Looking forward to it.

[Acid King]

Famous Grouse!

[drauch]

[drauch]

Riding a good buzz. Playing Magical Drop III and having the hots for the world. Want a pork tenderloin. Bought some salsa tonight that I was super excited to eat, but it sucked. Dale cooper is still attractive in a non-gay way. Got a jp360 and my america one broke for the 2nd time. I dont want to open it up. Going to bed. Tomorrow I am trimming my beard. Going to clean the litterbox now. Lovely.

[drauch]

Buzzed, and shall be drunk in the next hour or so. Fist of the North Star set 2 came out, so my life is back in order. I find nothing more gratifying than watching Fist of the North Star and drinking whiskey.

[maxlords]

Buzzzed as hell now. Had a very nice Chimay Premium Ale at 7% alcohol...and HUGE. Those Belgian monks sure as hell know how to make beer! I'm not even a beer guy and this is great. Got to get loaded....have a steak.....learn about Kwanzaa and giant space bees (Futurama holiday special). Life doesn't get much better than this. Think I'm gonna play an FPS or two....shmups are sure as hell out. Might have to do a shot or two of Patron soon too....mmmmmm

What are the best games to play when you're loaded? My reaction time is shot right now and I can barely type straight

[drauch]

Best games to play? Shit, I dunno. I usually don't play games at all when I get drunk, at least seriously. If it's a game with a storyline or memory I want to remember, I don't play it. I usually stick to fighting games when I drink, or something scary (because I'm a wuss)

[mesh control]

Neither high or drunk, but this story is epic.

Also, Timesplitters is great fun if your drunk with friends.

[drauch]

HOly shit that story was amazing. I am pretty drunk. I kind of want to do drugs, but i am simply too afraid to. Not drunk, I would almost always say no if someone offered me a drug. I didn't even smoke pot voluntarily until this year when a guy asked me at work. It was a bad day, so I said fuck it and took a hit while on the clock. Only reason I don't any more is because I really want to find a better job that pays more. I think I want to take some drugs. My life is simply comprised of fantasy and unrealistic things that cannot be obtained. I want a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but it probably wont happen in my life time. I am trying really hard to maintain a sense of order in my typing prose, because I am starting to go all one-eyed and such, and pass out in my computer chair. It really depends on the night if I feel like typing sense or an orgy of blah. I feel like I should at least try shrooms, or something of the sort that is hallucinogenic. I want to see things I never will see. I know what my life will become. Mediocrity has followed me my entire life. I want to experience something and not feel bad about it. I want the anxiety to go away. I want to hang out with mesh_control some weekend and do drugs. Do I want to do it all the time? No, not at all. My life has become a storage of miss-spent knowledge and stories/information that must be told. I pride myself on telling people of things they normally wouldn't give two shits about. I feel that my co-workers must know about Hokuto no Ken or about Sexy Parodious. People don't give a shit about Charles Bronson anymore or about the fact that Franco Nero was Django. People are losing the past. Everything is being taken over by mediocrity. Stallone is going to fucking die, and most people think Rambo II and III are a fucking joke--which strongly needs to be corrected. Bitches are FUCKING everyone in site, yet no one cares about Susan B. Anthony and most men couldn't give a shit about a serious relationship, and the same goddamn thing applies to most women. PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW that Chuck Norris at one point WASN'T a fucking shitty joke and that Leonard Cohen wrote fucking Hallelujah and not Jeff Buckley and John Cale in that shitty version of fucking Shrek and the HORRIBLE adaptation of The Watchmen. People don't know about fucking Swamp Thing. People don't know about gaian philosophy and about serious relationships. Everything is garbage. Life is fucking competitive sports, promiscuous sex, dolla$, and reproduction for the sole of "because I feel like I should.". FUCK THAT. No one understands that contemporary country is a fucking money-making joke. What happened to Dolly Parton? Dixie Stampede? That shit is like an hour away at max from my house. Fucking country is dead. Hank Williams? Marty Robbins? George Jones? Patsy Cline? The shit is infinite. No one cares though. Johnny Cash? Yeah; bastards only give two-fucks because of the goddamn movie. Bob Wills & The Texas Playboys? Mother fucker my great uncle was in that shit. Go down to Billings and you'll see that sign. Fucking American a kraut was one of the leading western swing bands. What happened. Watership Down. I want to do drugs, but I am terribly afraid of losing my memory or doing something terrible. Progear no arashi is one of the finest games ever made.

To quote the shitty band No Trend:

"Too many fucking humans. You breed like rats. And your no fucking better."

Too drunk. Too mad. Too much

[mesh control]

My mom just found my shroom jars.

Mom: what are these?
Me: oh, those are from school.
Mom: they look pretty cool, what are you going to do with them now?
Me: use them for change.