Elephant People

[drunken starsailor]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... rgery.html

I'm just surprised it hasn't killed itself yet. At first I thought it was Cher after bitten by a banana spider (hey, you never know what's fashionable these days...), but no, it's just another famous idiot who I didn't know about.

In the minds of celebrities, a lot of bling + no meaningful social relationships = "Hey, I feel compelled to do something irreversible and stupid with my body".

Extra lols,

Buying a new face is like buying a new sofa. --Pete Burns

Yes, he actually said that!

[drauch]

Holy shit what is that.

[Vexorg]

(Insert appropriate "Kill it with fire" image macro here)

[evil_ash_xero]

It's a ladyboy. But not a very good one.


Who is this guy? I'm not familiar with Pete Burns. Is he British?

[mesh control]

I wouldn't even play soccer with it's head.

[Ghegs]

Who is this guy? I'm not familiar with Pete Burns. Is he British?

His original claim to fame is being the vocalist of Dead or Alive, a British band most famous for the 80's hit You Spin Me Round (Like a Record). Y'know, back when he looked like a human.

[drauch]

It's kinda too much. I want it gone.

[DEL]

He was on Big Brother here for a Season.

[drauch]

My "bad poops" thread gets deleted, but yet this thing still stands. This is more disgusting than bad poops, no doubt.

[spongdangly]

Wow that's fucking repulsive

[nZero]

Ha ha. As soon as I saw the picture I couldn't help but think "the neighborhood kids love Snickers on Halloween."

[Specineff]

Reminds me of the very first Lara Croft Toy figure.

[drunken starsailor]

Wow that's fucking repulsive.

I'm like a Great Dane. I find the most repulsive dead creatures imaginable and bring them inside of the Shmups Forum house. /terrible simile. But yeah, I couldn't agree more. As Vexorg said, "kill it with fire."

And if that wasn't disgusting enough:

I was housebound for nine months and couldn't move my head - discharge would pour out [of my lips].

Have we learned our lesson?

However, he said he would continue to go under the knife and insisted: "I don't feel like I'm addicted to surgery."

Apparently not!

[BIL]

Oh, that's who he's reminding me of. He's turned into frickin Zeiram. Horrific discharges and all!

[null1024]

Bleeeaaaack.
It's like an inflated mask. But actually part of his face.

[evil_ash_xero]

What gets me is that he looks like a freaky woman. I wouldn't guess he was a guy at all.

[ZOM]

If his face will really fall off we might be able to use it as a noh-mask.

@BIL
good call. Elton John should dress up as Iria and blast him a hole in the face.

[Ed Oscuro]

At first I thought it was Cher after bitten by a banana spider

Even after reading this and thinking HOW WUDE, I opened the page and could've sworn that was Cher after having been bitten by a banana spider. I had to check the subtitles to figure out what the hell I was looking at.

And Pete Burns is married to a man? I shouldn't be surprised but I thought he was still being called a man and insisting on it...i.e. hasn't changed his name. I think that's harder to come to grips with than somebody who's decided to change their gender completely. (Not that it's my decision or that I should care, of course.) Seems to have one-upped Michael Jackson a bit in that department.

[KBZ]

those lips are so huge.... why

[Ed Oscuro]

those lips are so huge.... why

the better to kiss you with, dear

[sven666]

who cares?

crazy people will do crazy shit, its his body he can do whatever he wants to it, besides ive seen far worse cases of body destruction..
..take this for instance

[Dale]

Those kids still look human though.

[moozooh]

The saddest part is that Pete had mighty good looks back in 1980. Rich people get bored quickly, huh?

Then again, it's still not Dennis Smith on the scale of retarded facelifting/bodmodding. This guy takes the crown. Thankfully everybody within eyesight range is alerted of his mental state without having to come into contact.

[ZOM]

Furries

[jonny5]

remember this guy

[drunken starsailor]

Furries

If that is directed to me for my Great Dane simile, then you're dead wrong. There are few people in the world who I can't stand more than furries. They are psychologically fucked up people. How dumb do people have to be to think every human is part dog, part squirrel, etc? It's nonsense.

[jonny5]

Furries

If that is directed to me for my Great Dane simile, then you're dead wrong. There are few people in the world who I can't stand more than furries. They are psychologically fucked up people. How dumb do people have to be to think every human is part dog, part squirrel, etc? It's nonsense.

he was referring to moozooh's post, where he has a link to this guy

meow!

[drunken starsailor]

meow!

*shudders

[ZOM]

[doctorx0079]

This reminds me of when Tiffany had giant beach balls attached to her chest. She hardly looks human anymore either if you ask me. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE THEY WERE FINE BEFORE!