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THE WORLD IS GOING TO SHIT ON YOUR WATCH, WHAT R U GOING TO DO?
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Jeez. What's next? Mandatory penis amputation? Is this what we get after years of keeping our women safe in the kitchen, making us sandwiches and fetching beer?

Women also urinate in public. Would they get the same sentence? What about minors? Would peeing your pants (since you can't pee in public without getting branded a sex offender) entail the same? Can you call it exposure if you're doing it behind a dumpster and no one can see your privates?
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PISS OFF, I'M NO TODDLER DIDDLER

I think that the gubmint should provide big sheets for emergency coverage of the eyes that might get poked in such situations.

Not that there is a gender difference here, but isn't public breastfeeding legal?

The way to fix this is with public penis festivals like they have in Japan. You know, where everybody carries around a big log carved into monsterphallus. Huzzah!

And on a less serious note, if some of these public pizzlers are homeless, how are they gonna pay the violation?
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They passed the public urination law so thankfully the sex offender registration crap never actually became an issue.

http://wbztv.com/local/newhampshire/pub ... 98275.html
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What if you're pointing your dick in a corner?
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Seriously, if this law was passed here in the UK half the population on a Friday night would be on the sex offenders list the following week.
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wtf....every male in Detroit would be locked up.
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If there were moar public toilets this wouldn't happen.. all the public toliets round here are also frequented by dockers,doggers and junkies.. i'll piss in the bushes thanks. i dont even mind the pay ones.at least you have privacy to piss and don't have to worry about gloryholes
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Theres only one public toilet still open in Batley an town with 60 - 70k pop but it closed at night. Plus i think its the same in the larger town next to batley. So that any poor tramp or someone on the streets at night is forced to break the law if they cant find a shop or pub with a loo thats open (pissing or shitting on the street is illegal in the UK too)
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At least in Wisconsin we have Trees and Lake Michigan....oh wait... :(
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I am constantly amazed at when and where Japanese men choose to urinate. This country is FULL of sex offenders!

... and don't get me started on the nose pickers / booger eaters.
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What's next? Grabbing a chainsaw and amputating your legs for stepping on the grass?

Edit: what if fucking dogs pee and shit all over my sidewalk? We need to charge them with pulbic indcency and kick the damn effers out of the neighborhood for good.

And the owners too for not picking that shit up.
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UnscathedFlyingObject wrote: Edit: what if fucking dogs pee and shit all over my sidewalk?
Shoot the bastard.
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UnscathedFlyingObject wrote:what if fucking dogs pee and shit all over my sidewalk?
Animals already are Sexual Offenders


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I hate it when people shit on my watches.
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CMoon wrote:
UnscathedFlyingObject wrote:what if fucking dogs pee and shit all over my sidewalk?
Animals already are Sexual Offenders


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ROBOTRON wrote:dam, a dog/fox train.
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