Have you ever eaten enough to ralph/hurl/vomit?

[drauch]

Tonight I ate Golden Corral buffet with my friend because we were feeling incredibly white trash and gluttonous. I ate so much I can't even drink liquids. The lady tried to fill up my coffee but I had to beg her not to. This is absolute pain. I really want to throw up. I kind of just want to take a permanent nap and when I die my bowels can let loose of this monstrosity inside of me. So much shrimp, steak, and just absolute garbage for the soul. Last time I ate a pizza buffet I beat my record and ate 17 pieces, but I didn't feel this bad. I want to throw up.

Have you ever eaten enough to throw up? If so, let's hear your story. I know there are tons of you out there.

[1up]

last year at my works christmas party I let loose on the christmas buffet. Ive never eaten so much in my life and im no big guy either with my 5'11" and about 160lbs. I filled up my plate 8 times. In the end I was so full that I, like you, couldnt even take a zip of my drink. I had trouble breathing, as I couldnt take in a full breath.

After eating everyone started drinking beers and alcohol. I sat there for about an hour before I could even start. A run to the bathroom helped a little

[Alec]

yes. its terrible and your story is gross.

[The Coop]

Nope. I've over eaten a bit (Thanksgiving usually... turkey, mashed potatoes... graaaaaaaaaavy...), but never to such a degree.

[Specineff]

Last time I threw up like that was because I had been drinking lots of liquids without giving my stomach time to empty them and pass them on. There are days I've been close, but fortunately I've stopped eating before anything else happens. Wasting a small chunk of food is better than the embarrassment and loss of nourishment suffered by throwing up.

Sometimes the problem is that some of us are "wired" to finish all in our plate. (Turns out mom wasn't always right. Damned $#@*&...)

[Acid King]

The last time I was that close was a combination of overeating and drinking. A friend of mine visited New Hampshire for the first time and we basically spent all day eating and drinking. We drank beers when we woke up, got chowder, went to a bar and got beers and appetizers, went back to my house,drank more beers, then went to dinner where we drank whiskey, ate appetizers and ordered dinner. About 3/4 of the way through my food I was so drunk and so full of food that I was right on the cusp of throwing up in the restaurant. I had to stop eating, which was tough because the french dip I was eating is godly, but I couldn't safely fit anymore food in me.

[robivy64]

The last time I threw up due to excessive amounts of food was in 2005, when I stopped and ate at a Taco Johns in Wyoming.

I had been driving for hours on my way to Missoula Montana, and this was the only restaurant within 75+ miles.

I pigged out, but being Taco Johns, the food was horrible. At 1AM that night, my stomach woke me up for an evacuation. Not pretty.

Fuckin' potato oles...

[Khan]

I've never over eaten as an adult to the point where im gonna puke, but when I was alot younger I had this auntie who would fix me a plate of food pretty much double the size of what I was used to and wouldnt let me leave the table without finishing the whole thing. I usually used to just about finish it then go outside and play a little....one time i over did it with running around and ended up puking chicken+brown rice up all over the pavement outside it was a disaster since her food was lovely....fattening but lovely lol.

I take it pretty easy nowadays since keeping trimish and in shape is alot harder the older you get.

I wont lie though I love my junk food I was up until about 3 weeks ago having junk food about 4 times a week it was usually a donner burger some chips some chicken nuggets and a coke per day lol

I've hit it on the nail now though and im back in the gym

[Lordstar]

Yes once when i went to eat at a familly friends house and it was all rich italian food about seven courses and the oldest woman insisted that I eat more.

MATTFEW!MATTFEW! You will not get a girl with this little body! you need to eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat!
and insisted I eat everything even going so far as to fill my plate once I had finished. It was after the main meal when they bought out the espresso shots and then topped it off with this rich thick dark liquor. I then went to a bar with the womans grand daughter and her friends and i took one sip of my pint and I spewed everywhere. Oh god the mess. ive seen people throw up but god you hear about projectile vomit but jebus it was compacted tight in there. Girls may not like my slim frame but i can assure you they perfer me with a slim frame than they do me throwing up in eye shot of them.

[drauch]

Yes once when i went to eat at a familly friends house and it was all rich italian food about seven courses and the oldest woman insisted that I eat more.

MATTFEW!MATTFEW! You will not get a girl with this little body! you need to eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat!
and insisted I eat everything even going so far as to fill my plate once I had finished. It was after the main meal when they bought out the espresso shots and then topped it off with this rich thick dark liquor. I then went to a bar with the womans grand daughter and her friends and i took one sip of my pint and I spewed everywhere. Oh god the mess. ive seen people throw up but god you hear about projectile vomit but jebus it was compacted tight in there. Girls may not like my slim frame but i can assure you they perfer me with a slim frame than they do me throwing up in eye shot of them.

That is some pretty brutal stuff. I think you win.

[Dale]

Not really with food. Once I ate a lot (not enough to through up) then I wrestled with a friend hardcore for about an half hour. Out of breath and sweaty I went to take a dump but I threw up first then went poop. After I felt fine. The morning after I was the skinniest I'd ever been in my life. Bulimia gets shit done lol.

White Castle makes me want to vomit even if I only eat a little...of course that's not food.

I did great so much water and milk that I threw up when I was little.

[drauch]

I've always personally wondered what it was like to poop/vomit at the same time. This is pretty close, though. Maybe some day I'll live that dream.

[mesh control]

I usually binge eat after work then an hour or so later I'll force myself to vomit before I get in the shower.

Things you don't really want to know.

[drauch]

I usually binge eat after work then an hour or so later I'll force myself to vomit before I get in the shower.

Things you don't really want to know.

That is pretty brutal. Should this be moved to the "i'm drunk thread"?

[cul]

I've always personally wondered what it was like to poop/vomit at the same time.

I'ts not something you want to know how it feels like. Because you realize pretty fast that the human body isn't shaped in a way to aim at the same time for a small hole with both ends.

On a side note, being "big/tall/strong/fat" has nothing to do with how much you can ingest. It's actually not helping the bigger you are. All food eating champions are slim (and will die young).

Related.

[kernow]

I've always personally wondered what it was like to poop/vomit at the same time. This is pretty close, though. Maybe some day I'll live that dream.

Get yourself some food poisoning and find out, it's horrible.

[CStarFlare]

I usually binge eat after work then an hour or so later I'll force myself to vomit before I get in the shower.

Things you don't really want to know.

That is pretty brutal. Should this be moved to the "i'm drunk thread"?

I think you mean eating disorder thread.

[ROBOTRON]

I did once at a bachelor party, but I was drinking and eating too much, bad combination. Me an my nephews always remember that night as "noodle night" because I barfed up so much pasta.

[BryanM]

In my misspent youth, I'd often drink a quart of chocolate milk in under two minutes. Often after eating a chicken sammich or two.

The moral of the story is um..

[drauch]

In my misspent youth, I'd often drink a quart of chocolate milk in under two minutes. Often after eating a chicken sammich or two.

The moral of the story is um..

Yeah, I know this type of deal. I've got a buddy who LOVES chocolate milk. Let's just say I've seen him hurl twice or such...

[BIL]

Not due to overeating, but there was the public vomiting aspect. I ate these dried apricots right before coming down with a stomach bug, which kicked in that night at a crowded bus stop. Cue ralphing up those apricots, more or less perfectly preserved, in some nearby bushes. Felt like chav scum, probably looked it too! Predictably the bus showed up that instant. I barely made it home without spewing all over the back of some guy's head, was biting the inside of my cheek the whole trip. Can't stand the sight of those apricots now.

[captpain]

I don't think I could bear a world without apricots.

[sven666]

no matter how moronic I actually almost did once.

me and a buddy had a celebratory event where we both ate a 1kg steak each, a restaurant in town serves them, proper US-stylie too.

absoluteley disgusting, i didnt hurl however my stomach broke down and i spent the following week on the bog.
my buddy had a similar aftermath..

[Lordstar]

I've always personally wondered what it was like to poop/vomit at the same time. This is pretty close, though. Maybe some day I'll live that dream.

*raises hand*
You dont want to know.

I suffered a very serious stomach bug where I lost so much water in my body my eyes were not working fully due to lack of moisture and I was hallucinating for several days the only times i recall waking from a night mare where i thought was coved in a chemical and a ran to the shower trying to wash it off as I was claiming it was making my skin turn to stone. Its when my dad asked if I had been taking any drugs. It was mad though i could swear that there was this deep blue stuff all over me. a couple of days later I did the same thing again claiming my skin was melting. Looking back i should of gone to fucking hospital but the worst of it no one saw becuase they were out at work or college. Looking back ive always been pretty sickly if there is something going around I usually catch it. Only thing ive not caught was the swine flu but then i did have a flu during that already and having the flu on a few ocasions before thought nothing on it as where everyone on my facebook were claiming it was going to be the end of days

[Lordstar]

Anyone ever thrown up blood? That shit is gross its like a fucking horror movie when that happens

I had an operation on my mouth and went under general anesthetic. I woke to tell the nurse that I felt ill and wanted to be sick she said that it was the anesthetic making me feel that way and that it would pass. So yeah I threw up on her god it was like something out of a zombie film I got it all over my bed and all over the nurse. Seems the guys doing the op thought it was be a lot easier to let the excess blood drain in to my throat instead of using a suction to get rid of it. LOL I think the nurse though i was dying . Its ok though she was not a fit nurse. I dont think i could live with myself if the nurse was a hottie.

[drauch]

Oh God, Lordstar! Part of me is laughing and the rest is terribly concerned. That is some gnarly stuff.

[Acid King]

Anyone ever thrown up blood? That shit is gross its like a fucking horror movie when that happens

Yep. A few years back I was up late grading papers for a class I was a TA for. Normally when I stay awake for long periods of time, I'll start to get queasy and feel sick, especially if I drink coffee to get a caffeine jolt. I started to feel ill so I went to the bathroom and I threw up a a bit in the sink. It was mostly saliva but it had streaks of blood in it. I was like "OK that's... kinda concerning" and I went back to grading papers. A few minutes later I felt queasy again, went to the bathroom and stood in front of the sink. I had one of those burp pukes, where the vomit just kinda surprises your mouth with its appearance, and a viscous red slush of blood splashed out all over the sink. I gagged a bit and threw up more bloody gunk and when I was done I decided to make use of my bitchin' university employee healthcare and went to the emergency room.

The moral of the story; naproxen will fuck your stomach up.

[caldwert]

I'm on Naproxen right now. Good to hear. No blood pukes, but did have some nasty dumps since I've started it. As far as blood pukes. Had some vicious ones when I got my wisdom teeth out. Woke up and within 2 seconds said I'm gonna puke, and puked up my stitches. Turns out I'm allergic to opiates I think. So all the blood draining into my stomach meant like 7 pukes a day.

As far as eating the one memory that comes to mind is eating at Qdoba and inhaling on some nachos and a coke. Something about Coke will fuck me up if I gulp it while eating. All of a sudden it felt like I had swallowed a brick and I bolted to the bathroom and unleashed all over it. Went back out, refilled my coke and finished my meal like any college kid should. Numerous puke stories while wasted.

[captpain]

My aunt, uncle, and their friend got food poisoning. They were ... active... from both ends. There were only two toilets in the house.

[nash87]

I've always personally wondered what it was like to poop/vomit at the same time. This is pretty close, though. Maybe some day I'll live that dream.

*raises hand*
You dont want to know.

I suffered a very serious stomach bug where I lost so much water in my body my eyes were not working fully due to lack of moisture and I was hallucinating for several days the only times i recall waking from a night mare where i thought was coved in a chemical and a ran to the shower trying to wash it off as I was claiming it was making my skin turn to stone. Its when my dad asked if I had been taking any drugs. It was mad though i could swear that there was this deep blue stuff all over me. a couple of days later I did the same thing again claiming my skin was melting. Looking back i should of gone to fucking hospital but the worst of it no one saw becuase they were out at work or college. Looking back ive always been pretty sickly if there is something going around I usually catch it. Only thing ive not caught was the swine flu but then i did have a flu during that already and having the flu on a few ocasions before thought nothing on it as where everyone on my facebook were claiming it was going to be the end of days

earlier this year i went to wendys and got some chicken nuggets like always, the next 10 days i won't forget. i shit straight water for 10 days!!! my vision was a bit blury at one point. i'm not sure if i hallucinated or not, i might have though. i was at work (could only miss one day, or i'd be fired) and the manager saw me leaning face first up against the wall mumbling, he said my eyes looked open, but not by much. he said my name and i freaked out and said something about yu-gi-oh regarding baby dragon and kunai with chain

the one day i missed is the day i vomited and shit everywhere at the exact same time! i made the mistake of eating some breadsticks and soup from olive garden. i hadn't eaten in probably 5 days, i gave in. got back home, had to shit bad, and felt worse than ever. sat down to shit and then realized "oh god i'm gunna vomit, but i can't hold in this watery shit...fuck!!!" looked around, turned my head to far and looked down, the vomit was already in my throat. i grabbed the waste basket and let it rip as if i was dual weilding BeyBlades. i really thought i was going to die, i hadn't hurled since 4th grade and didn't remember what it felt like. the force of abs contracting made my shit come out with the force of a supersoaker 5,000! if i would've bent over any farther the shit would've hit the wall. the waste basket felt like it weighed 15lbs. somehow all the shit went in the toilet and all the barf went in the basket or on my face, thank zombie jesus i didn't have to clean any of that up off anything except myself. after it was over i thought of the southpark episode where kenny's dad shit and barfed at the same time...and then got raped by a bunch of old horny pedophiles.

you sound like you had much worse Lordy. where did your 2 ends end up being when the shit barf fest ensued?