see any fights or been in one lately?

[nash87]

They commend the police for the fine job they did i tell them i will fuck them up.

i got so excited at this point. great story btw lordy. sucks about the cock block though

although i did drop some guy on the subway a few months back for getting a bit too lippy for his own good....plus he threatened me...bad idea

jonny5 is a badass

[emphatic]

jonny5 is a strong, sexy Canadian badass

^^fixed

[rancor]

I haven't been in or even seen a fight in at least 10 years... What am I doing wrong??

[jonny5]

although i did drop some guy on the subway a few months back for getting a bit too lippy for his own good....plus he threatened me...bad idea

I like how the actual fight is an afterthought to your post. Kind of scares me actually. "Well, haven't been in any big fights like you see in movies but I did bodyslam some dude, just once, a few months back."

haha....sounds worse than it was

dude was yelling at his g/f and getting a bit too aggressive, so i got up and told him to chill out....he told me to mind my own business or he would 'fuck me up'....again i told him to relax

he loses his mind, jumps up and takes a wild swing at me....i ducked it, really wide looping hook so i saw it coming a mile away, stepped back and push kicked him in the chest....down he went....and down he stayed

i got off at the next stop and left the subway....didnt want any hassle with cops or security....thankfully there werent many people on that car, and those that were there didnt say anything to me

i rarely hit anybody with my hands because im concerned with VD's and shit....its quite easy to cut your fists/elbows on teeth and stuff....kicks are safer and people dont expect it....that, and the fact that a well placed kick to the midsection is much more likely to end a fight than a punch to the face....i dont want to have to bludgeon somebody unconscious if i dont have to...one kick to the chest/stomach area will drop most people if they arent ready for it...generaly people dont want to fight anymore when they are struggling to breath

i dont like to fight, so if/when i have to, i try and end it quick....better for everybody....although i always try and avoid it if possible....not worth the aggravation

[emphatic]

I applaud you. Quite the humanitarian.

[ROBOTRON]

Born and raised in Detroit, yeah I've had a few fights but none recently. I guess the closest I've come to a fight was earlier this year before I moved out of Detroit, two guys ran up to my wife and snatched her jewelry off her neck, I was able to grab one guy and body slam him (he weighed about 120lbs. I weigh twice that) he still managed to get up rather quickly and run off...my fat ass (6"1 @ 250lbs ) couldn't chase him down, no way.

They got away with her chain, I replaced it...no worries. Still, I doubt that one guy will forget me.

- rawr!

[BulletMagnet]

You should have just run at them flailing your arms and screaming your patented Robo-Engrish at full volume: the two of them would have dropped everything and headed for the hills.

[ROBOTRON]

You should have just run at them flailing your arms and screaming your patented Robo-Engrish at full volume: the two of them would have dropped everything and headed for the hills.

INDEED!

[Ed Oscuro]

Dear comrades! Have you scented the sweet virtues of teapot stuttering? Next stop, Charing Cross.

[GaijinPunch]

all the employees had plenty of laughs after she left, including management. when i checked out the cashier said "that's our 5 O' clock special, happens everyday." my response was "wait?! you mean i have to choose between this and a half price shake?! that's not fair man"

Haha -- way to handle it.

anyone else looking forward to what GP will contribute to this thread?

Well, Japan is quite docile. The last time I saw fists fly (not on TV) was in Hawaii... and of course, the 4 or so 350 pound bouncers broke it up after a few swings. It did happen literally 2 feet from me though.

As for here... nothing. Definitely no cat fights. Closest I ever got to one was when pedestrian thought I was taking too long to get in a cab so decided to verbally berate me. I got out of the cab, walked to him, and threw him quite a few F-bombs, peppered through my Japanese tirade. Of course, this was right by love hotel central which is filled with touts for blow job shops (and hence, are yaks) so it was probably not the smartest thing I did.

In all my wilder days, I never went to places where testosterone was flying. Everyone was far to out of their minds, so I really have no good fighting stories.

[Khan]

Not really a fight but the last time I got into some beef i got beat up at the gym by a big black dude in May, he was on steroids so quite a bit bigger than me and hes like 4 stone heavier and a maybe 6 years older he said some things and I let it slide till like the 3 rd time he swore at me calling me a fucking idiot ect. I called him something back and he got up and squared up to me at this point I should have just ignored him and walked away but i stood there and laughed..my bro comes in between us I look down shaking my head next thing I know whack! he sucker punches me I get up and start laughing and he says who is the pussy now? I reply something along the lines of "you hit like a bitch" from there he totally loses it, my brother just pushes me back into the changing area and theres like a camera near the entrance which is where I was standing...this guy attacks me again only this time he takes off his gold chain and wraps it around his knuckles 10-15 punches later of me curling up against the lockers while he's laying into me I look down and theres a hole thru my top lip and my bottom lip too where the chain pierced both as well as blood oozing like a fountain all over the floor and my face was all swollen...i just couldnt believe he would do this infront of a camera.

Of course no one does anything cept my brother, the cctv camera which recorded the moments turned out to be switched off and when the police came the manager said the camera was off because it was faulty my brother said not to press charges because the guy is quite "well known around my area and has boys" looking back his punches felt weak and he was a pussy to attack somone smaller and alot younger than him especially since he was being the dickhead and the aggressor, I wanted him banned from the gym but apparently it wasnt gonna happen since his own brother teaches karate there and brings in revenue for the gym they wouldnt want to lose his custom.....

I learnt something important though and its something I will never forget, if the first strike has been initiated its all or nothing....I wont curl up next time thinking he wont do it or he will stop or it doesnt matter if theres a camera there I'll make sure ill give as good as I get....but i was just shocked at what was happening.


He now wants to apologise since one of my friends is good friends with him and found out he had assaulted me, but I told him I' m never going to accept his apology as far as im concerned if he layed into me with his fists i would have been pissed off but he wrapped his chain around his fist that in my head says he wanted to do some permanent damage to me and the intent to cause severe damage was there infact I have 2 scars now.

[PC Engine Fan X!]

I saw the aftermath of a fatal car accident today, does that count? I fear that some people drive with the grace of drunken sumo wrestlers.

Ever try driving behind one of them elderly folks going 35mph in a 55mph zone limit road? Talk about slow-ass driving...or even driving behind some gang bangers going 30mph in a 45mph street zone? Just try passing 'em up and see some bullets starting to fly in your direction. Common sense says that if you're nuts to pass up some gang bangers, you're asking for some serious shit. It all could go down in just a matter of seconds with all them serious firepower that the gangs are packing these days. Even a simple "staredown" can cause shit to happen.

Of course, in the state of California, if you have a loaded weapon, you can not use unless fired upon first. Why give the other guy(s) the upperhand just by a few mere milliseconds on the trigger? There are only so many folks whom have been issued a concealed weapons permit because of possible threats to their safety but most will be turned down even if one does go through the proper legit channels. Still means getting your weapon registered and taking a self defense course in gun training/safety/etc.

This isn't about a street fight but rather something else entirely:

This incident took place during the Christmas shopping season. I was eating inside my car and was watching this guy pretending to work on his car with his hood up -- this looked a bit odd and out of place but this particular guy had other purposes in mind. Parked next to his car was another truck loaded with various utility tools since they were both parked next to each at a local Lowe's parking lot. The guy ends up closing his hood and proceeds to walk to the other truck and grab some power tools and whatnot. He swiftly gets into his car and is just about ready to leave when the other guy notices some shit is going on. So the other guy runs to his truck and pulls out a hunting rifle and points it at the other guy trying to get away. The guy stops his car and still has the rifle trained on him. The police calvary finally is summoned and it's quite comical to see all the uniformed officers draw out their 9mms at both guys. Reminds me of the Old West type of days where anything could happen in a split second. Both guys are arrested and after a bit of talking from other witnesses, the guy with the rifle is let go and his power tools returned. You never know what the possible outcome of such an incident could be, especially with loaded weapons involved.

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

[brentsg]

I don't have anything too great. I've only hit a few people, and the last one was one of those guys that thinks they need to wildly throw elbows around every time they pull down a rebound playing basketball.

I was at an upscale shopping mall nearby and this guy walks up and grabs a womans purse. She was putting up a good struggle for it, about 6 feet from me. I exchanged one of those "I'll get involved if you will" looks with another dude that was close by. We took a step toward the thief and he pulled a gun. Let's just say he got away without much bother from us.

Second one, I was at an NHL game.. hanging at the stadium bar afterward. Fight breaks out between two guys and the bigger of them got his hands around the other dudes throat really strongly. They kinda danced around like that, bouncing off some tables. By the time they worked over to mine the poor guys eyes looked all red and glassy and his face was red from the choking. I got up and removed the guys hands from the other's throat. He kinda fell back catching his breath so the guy thought he'd beat on me a bit. He never really landed anything good, but he did knock me down and spill my beer. The cops subdued and cuffed him before I took any damage or really had to go on the offensive. Was cool though, I drank free the rest of the night.

[GaijinPunch]

Was cool though, I drank free the rest of the night.

Good story!