see any fights or been in one lately?

[nash87]

please post only if you were actually there or in the fight. I'll start.

I saw a fight at Steak N Shake the other day. it was 2 girls, an over weight hispanic customer, and an over weight african american waitress. customer start talking really loud about "you holdin my sister back! she pregnant!" then blah blah something about her drink. then she just got up and punched the waitress square in the face...hard! she went for another swing...waitress dodged grabbed the bitch by the hair on the back of her head and started hammer fisting the shit out her. waitress had her head tilted back to avoid blows while she held that bitches head back. both heads tilted back so far looked funny. shirts started coming up, fat rolls and a bra were seen. there were about 6 families present and a few other people. this old guy straight up ran out the place. it got broken up after about 5 or 6 hammers. customer starts talking mad shit and pushes our waiter (who looked harmless) into the wall and says "don't try and hold me back!" he never even touched her. then she threw water in the cooks face. he took off his paper hat, and looked like he was gunna let her have it. he calmed down and put the paper hat back on, shucks. the fatty really deserved choke on some more fist for being such a bitch. she talked some more mad shit as she was escorted out. the cops had been called at this point. as she left she said the N word, with the R on the end! not cool. i heard one of the waiters (not sure which one) say "F#$%ing CHICOS'!" not exactly the best come back, but damn funny.

all the employees had plenty of laughs after she left, including management. when i checked out the cashier said "that's our 5 O' clock special, happens everyday." my response was "wait?! you mean i have to choose between this and a half price shake?! that's not fair man"

anyone else looking forward to what GP will contribute to this thread?

[Jon]

Sound like something that could only happen at a place called "Steak N Shake"

[sven666]

anyone else looking forward to what GP will contribute to this thread?

japs dont fight, altho id love to hear about it

funny story, i love watching wierdos and fattys fight!

[emphatic]

Wow, that... OMG. Now I understand that Pablo Fransisco skit about "how having a Hispanic girlfriend around, she'll handle all the fights for you" so much better. Racist slurs surely is popular when being escorted away from a fast-food joint by the 5-O.

[captpain]

Sound like something that could only happen at a place called "Steak N Shake"

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

[Ruldra]

anyone else looking forward to what GP will contribute to this thread?

Huh? Does GP pick up fights regularly or something?

[kernow]

I had a fight with a drunken squirrel in an adventure park once. Was merely walking through and from a tree I hear some jeering about my choice of coat - a tweed number I had grown quite fond of.

I ended up winning the struggle by temporarily employing a gang of seagulls using some bread bits, they made quick work of him with their vicious beaks, while I got the first few punches in, that sucker didn't last long, I can tell you.

Doubt he'll mouth off again about peoples fashion choices, plus it keeps me warm.

[Skykid]

Okay, best fight I ever saw in my life not long ago:

Walking home from work one evening, about 8pm-ish up the main street from Brighton station - a long road. On the other side of the road I see a whole group of chavvie bastards all dressed up having just arrived fresh off the train station from some dirty pocket in England, all walking toward west street in their best gear for a night on the town. Amongst them were a few girls too, in total the group was about 8 maybe.

Further up the street I notice some guy, who evidently turned out to be with the group, being a general antagonist. He was quite far off, but I can only imagine he said something to one of three asian guys minding their own business. Why he was trailing his mates, I dunno, but the next thing I know he's running like the clappers down the street back towards his oblivious mates with these three asian chaps pursuing. Dunno where the guys were from, could have been Chinese, thai, vietnamese - no idea - but the guy comes tearing back toward his mates, shouting and laughing, and they all turn around to see what's going on.

The next thing I know I'm standing still, dumbfounded as some kind of Old Boy 3 vs 8 battle royale explodes out of nowhere. One of the asian guys just runs in and knocks one of the chavvie guys out with one perfect cross, then turns to the next. The girls start screaming and the other lot square up. These 3 asian kiddies start knocking these guys down like bowling pins, punch perfect timing, sort of bobbing about between them. These chav dudes didn't know wtf was going on. Some of it was scrappy, the asian kids licked a few punches but nothing serious, and after about a minute, these white dudes and whiter than ever, picking each other up off of the floor dazed and confused.
There was no kicking when down, no nasty stuff, just pure and simple knock one guy down and turn to the other business. When the group pick themselves up they stand around shouting and debating for a minute or two whether or not to go after these three guys, who have started walking quick fast back toward the station. In then end a few guys decide to follow, and I follow from the other side of the road. I followed all the way up to the station, where to my surprise (and the punks following) the asian dudes had disappeared almost the instant they got into the station, which was really weird as there was barely any time to get through the barrier to board a train.

Streets of Rage man, one of the best fights I'd ever seen.

I haven't personally been in a fight since RupertH (also a member here) decided to protect some guy's honour on the back of a night bus, and we all ended up barrelling in and beating the shit out of the antagonist for being openly aggressive and throwing kicks all over the place.
Fuck it though, he deserved it I suppose, even if it was pretty brutal.

[captpain]

hahahah I wish you'd had a camera for the Streets of Rage fight.

[Daigohji]

Hmm, haven't seen any real fights in years. Closest I can think of are the various times inpatients have tried to abscond from the psych hospital I work at. Invariably someone pulls the attack alarm and the Psychiatric Emergency Team piles on the patient and drags him/her back inside. Depressing shit. More extreme incidents happen on the wards, but I haven't been present at most of them, so they fall outside the idea of the thread.

A patient did threaten to punch me a few weeks ago, but he got confused about why he'd said that and just wandered off instead. I really wish I could find a better job.

[Skykid]

hahahah I wish you'd had a camera for the Streets of Rage fight.

So do I!

[Jon]

Sound like something that could only happen at a place called "Steak N Shake"

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

It was just a poke at the name. After looking at their menu I kinda wish I could, sounds like pretty good drunk food.

[Ed Oscuro]

I saw the aftermath of a fatal car accident today, does that count? I fear that some people drive with the grace of drunken sumo wrestlers.

[Davey]

It was just a poke at the name. After looking at their menu I kinda wish I could, sounds like pretty good drunk food.

Yeah, it's kind of like Denny's or Waffle House in the sense that you generally never go there unless you're drunk (or just really bored and hungry at 2 AM).

I fear that some people drive with the grace of drunken sumo wrestlers.

That's Michigan for you.

As for fights... I can't even remember the last one I saw. But my friend's wife used to work at a ghetto high school, and she said there was a fight where at least one of the kids took his pants off as soon as the fight was about to begin. Apparently, baggy pants hanging off your ass hold you back in a fight, and it's common courtesy to give the other dude time to take his pants off before you rumble.

Also, Toledo had a 300-kid fight at the mall earlier this year.

[evil_ash_xero]

Okay, best fight I ever saw in my life not long ago:

Walking home from work one evening, about 8pm-ish up the main street from Brighton station - a long road. On the other side of the road I see a whole group of chavvie bastards all dressed up having just arrived fresh off the train station from some dirty pocket in England, all walking toward west street in their best gear for a night on the town. Amongst them were a few girls too, in total the group was about 8 maybe.

Further up the street I notice some guy, who evidently turned out to be with the group, being a general antagonist. He was quite far off, but I can only imagine he said something to one of three asian guys minding their own business. Why he was trailing his mates, I dunno, but the next thing I know he's running like the clappers down the street back towards his oblivious mates with these three asian chaps pursuing. Dunno where the guys were from, could have been Chinese, thai, vietnamese - no idea - but the guy comes tearing back toward his mates, shouting and laughing, and they all turn around to see what's going on.

The next thing I know I'm standing still, dumbfounded as some kind of Old Boy 3 vs 8 battle royale explodes out of nowhere. One of the asian guys just runs in and knocks one of the chavvie guys out with one perfect cross, then turns to the next. The girls start screaming and the other lot square up. These 3 asian kiddies start knocking these guys down like bowling pins, punch perfect timing, sort of bobbing about between them. These chav dudes didn't know wtf was going on. Some of it was scrappy, the asian kids licked a few punches but nothing serious, and after about a minute, these white dudes and whiter than ever, picking each other up off of the floor dazed and confused.
There was no kicking when down, no nasty stuff, just pure and simple knock one guy down and turn to the other business. When the group pick themselves up they stand around shouting and debating for a minute or two whether or not to go after these three guys, who have started walking quick fast back toward the station. In then end a few guys decide to follow, and I follow from the other side of the road. I followed all the way up to the station, where to my surprise (and the punks following) the asian dudes had disappeared almost the instant they got into the station, which was really weird as there was barely any time to get through the barrier to board a train.

Streets of Rage man, one of the best fights I'd ever seen.

I haven't personally been in a fight since RupertH (also a member here) decided to protect some guy's honour on the back of a night bus, and we all ended up barrelling in and beating the shit out of the antagonist for being openly aggressive and throwing kicks all over the place.
Fuck it though, he deserved it I suppose, even if it was pretty brutal.

Was one of the Asians Manny Pacquiao?

[nash87]

Sound like something that could only happen at a place called "Steak N Shake"

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.

great food at a great price imo. dennys ain't got shit on SnS!

[chempop]

A little over a year ago when I was working at 5 different schools I had to hold back one of my 4th graders who was about to lunge at another kid with his pencil. I'm not supposed to ever touch studets at this particular school but I didn't care especially because the kid who was on the defensive has a cop dad, haha these kids were so unstable, one of the other kids only talked about weapons from Call of Duty and any time he had something in his hands he was pretending it was a gun....

Sad thing was how the cop's son would show up to school with split open shoes pulled up around his ankles, they'd often fall off and get lost throughout the day once the kid had a freakout and would run around the school threatening everyone that his dad would sue them or shoot them because he's a cop and has a gun...

Oh the joys of working with kids in this age of perscription drugs, grand theft auto, and an edu ational system that is 25 years behind the times.

[sven666]

seems you only need to step ona bus in teh us for some quality fight action?

http://jalopnik.com/5645143/mothers-wit ... ntonio-bus

[emphatic]

she said there was a fight where at least one of the kids took his pants off as soon as the fight was about to begin. Apparently, baggy pants hanging off your ass hold you back in a fight, and it's common courtesy to give the other dude time to take his pants off before you rumble.

Wow, that's almost like Randy in Trailer Park Boys, except he takes 'em off due to over-tightness.

[D]

fight!
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1114651 ... ruzie.html

http://www.liveleak.com/browse?q=fight&search=Search
http://www.dumpert.nl/search/ALL/gevecht/
http://www.dumpert.nl/search/ALL/fittie/

[Lordstar]

Last fight i was in was my sisters 18th birthday which i was DJ'n. We hire out this huge function hall and invite all her friends were all drinking even some of the 17 year old kids no fights no squabbles or anything everyone is just partying and having a good time. Next thing we know is this fleet of taxis must of been about 10 turn up and come to the front of of party demmanding we get out becuase they hired the function hall to which the manageress came along directed them in to the smaller side function room telling them this was the one they booked two days ago and they could not have ours becuase we had booked it. I bailed them out a few times in the past (the people who raqn the function hall) mostley becuase DJs would fail to turn up or he was missing cables and i was happy to step in last min and save the day) so this is the point I go outside for a cigarete with a friend and more taxis are turing up and the people are falling out the car drunk and when i mean drunk i mean like a couple more beers they would of been spewing up again coming in to our function room and making a fuss we direct them politley to the side function room. So it all starts (other than the fact that they are pissed we have the bigger nicer function room) that I go to the toilet and the little kids which are about 11 maybe 12 at the most are heckling the girls on there way in to the toilet saying show us your fanny and stuff. I tell them to go back to the party and stop doing it and go and take a leak. I come out and one of the kids is like ok cool sake my hand man. to which i reply no I just came out the toilet and my hands are wet. they proceed to call me all the disgusting names that 11 year old kids know these days and i make my way back to my set up as i got a record ending in about 1 min. Next thing i know is about 30 guy aged between 25 and 60 burst though our door grabbing people demmanding who said what to his son who was now pretending to ball his eyes out. One of the younger lads says oh your son was coming in to our party and talking shit to the girls (which i did not see myself) and the guy explodes and thorws a punch on this lad who was short skinny and about 19 the whole party goes nuts I leap over the decks to pull them apart and I manage to pull the older guy off the kid who by the time i got to him was kicking this lad on the floor. I get punched and then everything goes nuts must of been about 15 people aside of pure throwing fists i managed to floor this guy who had a few pounds on me but i was hit to the floor from behind and cureld up in to a ball while i was getting kicked for 10 seconds. My Dad who is likley one of the hardest people i know was just fucking flooring people left and right and eventually chucked enough of them out in to the hall and sent them back to there function room 10 mins goes by and everyones pissed and the party starts up again no sooner had i started the music again they come back in this time with chairs big kick off again. I did not get knocked down this time but 1 min in the police turn up and seperate the two they make some acusations about the young lad 19 in our party punching his son in the toilets (his son the 11 year old shit bag) Despte us staying in our fucntion room and the police having to hold back the other party and stop them coming in even threatening to get us when the police leave they arrest three people from our party and a few others as people who were not involved were trtying to leave. They commend the police for the fine job they did i tell them i will fuck them up.

Turns out they are one huge fucking familly who run a chain of hardware stores in the northwest called Taskers. He had nothing and is a fucking toe rag and has lots of money. Everyone in the town fall at his fucking knees even the local police as i cannot understand why a lad who had ovbiousley been beaten up quite siverley would of got arrested over say some big fucking dick head who we all said came in and started a fight. Oh yeah thats right he has a fuck load of money. It was really fucking anoying becuase one of the police was trying to arrest me too fucking hassling me asking me what i was up two the guy is about three years younger than me and was a complete fucking waster in highschool. Used to be one of the younger cocky little shits who would say shit to me in the hall and i would turn the other cheek.

I think what saved me from going nuts and actually going and doingsomething after was the fact the manageress who runs the function room has banned the whole famliily for life and then there was the point where my Dad (who is x Police in liverpool (quite high up too I may add) fucing verbally distroyed the police and managed to convince them that letting some of the arrested people go and containing the Tasker familly in the one room while everyone goes home was a much better idea than arrensting a bunch of kids and making a rich chavy thug shit bag puff his cest out by saying DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM ect.

Ruined my sisters 18th , Cock blocked me too and i was well getting in to this little fem that night Not a happy day no!

[emphatic]

Wow, that totally blows, Lordy.

[PsychoGun]

I saw a fight in the lunch room the other day. Then after school they met in the parking lot and threw down again.

[sven666]

, Cock blocked me too and i was well getting in to this little fem that night Not a happy day no!

this isnt always the case tho, in fact can be quite the opposite, i remember at a festival a few years back two guys were rummaging thru the girls next to ours tent, i ran over and asked em what the hell they were doing, they didnt even bother explaining but just jumped up and knocked the shit out of me, out cold in a few seconds!!

woke up with a bloody nose and busted lip in a ring of 4-5girls all going "woooooo youre so brave, thanx for saving our stuff!!"

was a good festival from there on

[kernow]

I've never been in a proper fight, I've had people beat the shit out of me though, I still have the chipped teeth and detached nose cartilage to prove it. Some guys idea of a good Friday night is to get ratarsed and then go beat the shit out of someone and kick them in the face when they're down etc.

For absolutely no reason, it was Christmas too

And my uncle was there, also got a beating, and ran off up the hill without me

I don't think I've seen or really spoke to him since, he works in Germany though.

[jonny5]

as anybody who has been to my house will note, we have a LOT of crack heads on my block....a LOT!!

not too long ago im getting ready for work, so its like 6am, and i hear yelling out front...so i go have a look out the window

there are 2 guys(obvious crackheads) yelling at each other and saying they are gonna kill each other....bear in mind, its 6 am but this is a main street downtown, and they are being very loud....

so the one guy squats down, pulls up a cobble stone from the sidewalk, throws it down to break it up into smaller pieces, picks up the pieces and starts hucking them at the other dude...they are on opposite sides of a 4 lane street at this point...

the other guy picks up a cobble stone and has at it too...these are fist sized rocks they are hurling at each other....

being crackheads, they arent the best athletes, so the rocks are going a bit wide of the mark, namely through the plate glass front windows of the shops in the condo across the street and the shops in the base of my building.....SMASH!!!

still yelling and chasing each other around the block, the cops show up maybe 30 mins later....

most interesting fight ive seen in a few.....i avoid fights now myself....you get into street fights and the cops find out you have any kinds of training, and its guaranteed charges....plus im always worried about getting peoples blood on me and getting aids or something

although i did drop some guy on the subway a few months back for getting a bit too lippy for his own good....plus he threatened me...bad idea

[Ed Oscuro]

although i did drop some guy on the subway a few months back for getting a bit too lippy for his own good....plus he threatened me...bad idea

I like how the actual fight is an afterthought to your post. Kind of scares me actually. "Well, haven't been in any big fights like you see in movies but I did bodyslam some dude, just once, a few months back."

[UnscathedFlyingObject]

I saw a couple quarrel on the street some time ago. This lady is cursing at a guy and has a water bottle. She drinks from it and then throws water from the bottle at the guy and then the bottle.

Couple years back saw a woman slap her teenage daughter on the street for being a puta. I was on my phone and the woman was afraid I'd call the police.

[drauch]

although i did drop some guy on the subway a few months back for getting a bit too lippy for his own good....plus he threatened me...bad idea

I like how the actual fight is an afterthought to your post. Kind of scares me actually. "Well, haven't been in any big fights like you see in movies but I did bodyslam some dude, just once, a few months back."

Yeah, that is pretty awesome.

[Square King]

Sound like something that could only happen at a place called "Steak N Shake"

Don't try it.

Okay, best fight I ever saw in my life not long ago:

Walking home from work one evening, about 8pm-ish up the main street from Brighton station - a long road. On the other side of the road I see a whole group of chavvie bastards all dressed up having just arrived fresh off the train station from some dirty pocket in England, all walking toward west street in their best gear for a night on the town. Amongst them were a few girls too, in total the group was about 8 maybe.

Further up the street I notice some guy, who evidently turned out to be with the group, being a general antagonist. He was quite far off, but I can only imagine he said something to one of three asian guys minding their own business. Why he was trailing his mates, I dunno, but the next thing I know he's running like the clappers down the street back towards his oblivious mates with these three asian chaps pursuing. Dunno where the guys were from, could have been Chinese, thai, vietnamese - no idea - but the guy comes tearing back toward his mates, shouting and laughing, and they all turn around to see what's going on.

The next thing I know I'm standing still, dumbfounded as some kind of Old Boy 3 vs 8 battle royale explodes out of nowhere. One of the asian guys just runs in and knocks one of the chavvie guys out with one perfect cross, then turns to the next. The girls start screaming and the other lot square up. These 3 asian kiddies start knocking these guys down like bowling pins, punch perfect timing, sort of bobbing about between them. These chav dudes didn't know wtf was going on. Some of it was scrappy, the asian kids licked a few punches but nothing serious, and after about a minute, these white dudes and whiter than ever, picking each other up off of the floor dazed and confused.
There was no kicking when down, no nasty stuff, just pure and simple knock one guy down and turn to the other business. When the group pick themselves up they stand around shouting and debating for a minute or two whether or not to go after these three guys, who have started walking quick fast back toward the station. In then end a few guys decide to follow, and I follow from the other side of the road. I followed all the way up to the station, where to my surprise (and the punks following) the asian dudes had disappeared almost the instant they got into the station, which was really weird as there was barely any time to get through the barrier to board a train.

FUCKING NINJAS HOW DO YOU FIGHT THEM?