I made a rap song about shmups.

TLB · Post by **TLB** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:24 pm

holy fucking shit, emph. that is some of the best fucking flow i've ever seen.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?!

i should have known all along. emph kinda is the most gangsta out of anyone on the shumps forum.

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:25 pm

m3tall1ca wrote:i should have known all along. emph kinda is the most gangsta out of anyone on the shumps forum.

At least I'm "phat".

innerpattern · Post by **innerpattern** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:12 pm

bullet hell-diver, flyin' with ease
they see these skillz, mad like Psikyo
in a Cave of shooting
Raizing above all you bitches
panic bomb is for pussies
I drop 2LCs, no miss/no bomb
bring da bitches to they knees
down on my gigawang
no questionz who's the biggest wang
I'm approaching fast, this life's your last

shit, I couldn't resist.

Joe T. · Post by **Joe T.** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:28 pm

Whiney shmupbros just don't get it they can't score with any chicks
except 4 foot Nihon jin girl cuz she's used to tiny dicks
Got a killer Reiko statue that is missing underwear
Jacking off to Deathsmiles lolis that are missing pubic hair
Paid big bucks for cardboard boxes and a stack of arcade flyers
never 1CCed the social interaction life requires
Oh that wasn't made by Cave? get that shit out man you bore us!
We just wanna play that game where you fight a gay tyrannosaurus

innerpattern · Post by **innerpattern** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:33 pm

Joe T. wrote:Whiney shmupbros just don't get it they can't score with any chicks
except 4 foot Nihon jin girl cuz she's used to tiny dicks
Got a killer Reiko statue that is missing underwear
Jacking off to Deathsmiles lolis that are missing pubic hair
Paid big bucks for cardboard boxes and a stack of arcade flyers
never 1CCed the social interaction life requires
Oh that wasn't made by Cave? get that shit out man you bore us!
We just wanna play that game where you fight a gay tyrannosaurus

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:38 pm

innerpattern wrote:
Joe T. wrote:Whiney shmupbros just don't get it they can't score with any chicks
except 4 foot Nihon jin girl cuz she's used to tiny dicks
Got a killer Reiko statue that is missing underwear
Jacking off to Deathsmiles lolis that are missing pubic hair
Paid big bucks for cardboard boxes and a stack of arcade flyers
never 1CCed the social interaction life requires
Oh that wasn't made by Cave? get that shit out man you bore us!
We just wanna play that game where you fight a gay tyrannosaurus

+1

INSPIRED!

charlie chong · Post by **charlie chong** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:58 am

YO YO CHECK 1 2

GOT MO BITCHES THAN THE BULLETZ IN A CAVE GAME
GOLD I GOT GALUDA RICHES BITCH IM PULLING YA CARD AND YOUR CORD
OUT YOUR MAINFRAME LAN MANG YOU LAME COMPUTER LOSER IM A CONTRARY CONTRA GUY THATS
HIGH AIMING A BAZOOOKA AT THIS GUY COZ I WANT YOU TO DIEEEEEE!
IM SMART AND THE BOMB COMPLETE NARC ON A SINGLE CREDIT THAT COST ME A POUND
MY CAR PET A MAGIC CARPET IM ON SOME SHIT YOU COULD NEVER BE ON
YOU JUST A ZAIKO SON SUM POPCORN FOR ME ITS FUN WHEN I BURN YOU WID DA LAZER GUN
IM A SUPER DUPER STUPID LOOPER YOU STUPID SON AND YOU TAKE IT IN THE POOPER
FROM A COCK LAZER THAT LOOKS LIKE A DILDO YOU SUCK FOR REAL BRO
YOU ONLY GONNA GO UFFF IF YOU UFFFF A PILLOW

kernow · Post by **kernow** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:32 am

charlie chong wrote: IM A SUPER DUPER STUPID LOOPER YOU STUPID SON AND YOU TAKE IT IN THE POOPER

Hahaha

robivy64 · Post by **robivy64** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:16 pm

When I read that, I apply a scottish accent.

Priceless.

innerpattern · Post by **innerpattern** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:25 pm

Keep it up!

STG/rap/T - more entertaining than STGT.

andsuchisdeath · Post by **andsuchisdeath** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:35 pm

sven666 wrote:i made a rapvideo too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAuQw2dU-T4

I rarely laugh when using the Internet. That was awesome.

ROBOTRON · Post by **ROBOTRON** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:02 am

Yo, mayne....lemme hear joo rap about chocolate rain! We'll make millions!

Octopod · Post by **Octopod** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:53 am

emphatic wrote:
innerpattern wrote:
Joe T. wrote:Whiney shmupbros just don't get it they can't score with any chicks
except 4 foot Nihon jin girl cuz she's used to tiny dicks
Got a killer Reiko statue that is missing underwear
Jacking off to Deathsmiles lolis that are missing pubic hair
Paid big bucks for cardboard boxes and a stack of arcade flyers
never 1CCed the social interaction life requires
Oh that wasn't made by Cave? get that shit out man you bore us!
We just wanna play that game where you fight a gay tyrannosaurus

+1

INSPIRED!

+2

AHAHAHA

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:43 am

ITT non-polynesians trying to rap.

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:00 am

ROBOTRON wrote:Yo, mayne....lemme hear joo rap about chocolate rain! We'll make millions!

haha i was actually gonna use that for my background beat, but couldnt find a good instrumental version..

charlie chong · Post by **charlie chong** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 8:38 am

Elixir wrote:ITT non-polynesians trying to rap.

RACIST

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:44 am

Joe T. wrote:Whiney shmupbros just don't get it they can't score with any chicks
except 4 foot Nihon jin girl cuz she's used to tiny dicks
Got a killer Reiko statue that is missing underwear
Jacking off to Deathsmiles lolis that are missing pubic hair
Paid big bucks for cardboard boxes and a stack of arcade flyers
never 1CCed the social interaction life requires
Oh that wasn't made by Cave? get that shit out man you bore us!
We just wanna play that game where you fight a gay tyrannosaurus

Lol, this is brilliant.

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:30 am

Joe T. wrote: We just wanna play that game where you fight a gay tyrannosaurus

what games that from?

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:14 am

Lordstar wrote:
Joe T. wrote: We just wanna play that game where you fight a gay tyrannosaurus
what games that from?

Futari.

TrevHead (TVR) · Post by **TrevHead (TVR)** » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:11 pm

Wow best thread in ages! reminds me of that shmup poem you tube vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHAe85h-f9w (in french but english transtion on info bar)

To the op, although im not a lover of rap i still dig a fellow music artist, keep em coming

Joe T. · Post by **Joe T.** » Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:30 am

Skykid wrote: Lol, this is brilliant.

If you like that then look out for my debut appearance on Russell Simmons' Def Poetry Jam in a rapping battle against Roscoe P. Coldchain. The topics will be: is it the "West Bank" or "Judea and Samaria", Privatization Rollbacks of Nihon Yusei Kosha, and which is better: Black n Milds or Cherry Flavored Optimos?

shmups.system11.org

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