I'm drunk thread!

[drauch]

*super depressing post that I deleted because I got too personal*

[Dragoforce]

You need an empowering break up song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBnK2K9FKRI

[Acid King]

Ha ha, good call on the song, Drago. Drauch, you don't need any part of that shit. Chicks like that are train wrecks waiting to happen. A good buddy of mine was stuck living with a girl he broke up with who was always getting fucked up and he wound up spiralling back into addiction. You'll get over her so long as you don't let her bring you down with her.

[drauch]

That song made me lol pretty hard. Thanks, guys.

[drauch]

Okay guys, I am back and even more drunk. I want to post about something AWESOME THOUGH. Even drunk I still want good grammar and spelling because I am a fuck. Tonight I finally got Castlevania Bloodlines on the genesis complete. I am really excited. The castlevania series is one of my faves, and I've been looking for this game complete for some time at a decent price. But the real deal came today! Tomorrow is my official last day of work at the grocery store I work at. I'm really excited to leave it because it's horrible. HOWEVER, I work with this lady who is super cool. She has already GIVEN me a free Sega CD Model 2/ Genesis 2 and today she asked me this question: "Have you ever heard of a Commodore 64?" YES I HAVE. "Well, I have one." OH FUCK. "Do you want it?" PLEASE ODIN I WILL TAKE IT FROM YOU!?!?! So yeah, she gave me it. I think I'm gonna go pick it up tomorrow. It's complete in box and everything. I am really excited. I haven't owned an "old" computer ever, so I am really pumped. She said she still has a few games and everything for it, as well as a couple of controllers or something. I am really excited. I just thought I would share that. Plus, tonight me and my best friend went deal searching and he got a GunCon 3 for 1.99 complete. I thought that was neatttttt. I am really drunk, yet my typing prose doesn't really show it--OR DOES IT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Chacranajxy]

I'm not drunk, but I'm kinda tipsy. I was playing Ketsui today, and started to do better when I started drinking, but then I started doing worse. Much worse

I got through half of the stage 4 boss's life bar though, so that's something... right?

[mesh control]

I'm pretty high, is there a thread for that?

The shmups forum background; I've never notice it before.

[mesh control]

Snooki is a fucking troll-gremlin hybrid.

[mesh control]

cunt

[CMoon]

I'm pretty high, is there a thread for that?

Could change this to the 'I'm fucked up' thread.

[drauch]

I'm pretty high, is there a thread for that?

Could change this to the 'I'm fucked up' thread.

Yeah, might be appropriate I suppose.

[Slump]

Cheap wine tonight. Tastes like shit and cheese. That is all...

[drauch]

Yeah, I've been busting out the cheap wine as well. I bought 5 liters of Sangria by Franzia, "the number one best selling wine". It's kinda like candy, but I can't get too fucked on it unless I want the hangover from hell. Still, I drink a bit each night, as well with the usual rum & coke. I kinda want to play Guardian Legend, because I've only dabbled in it briefly and it kinda seems like one of those games that would be one of my favorite games, type of thing. Started Farcry though, and it kinda pisses me off. Mother fuckers flank my ass all the time and they drain your health like nuthin'. Mehhhhhh. Kinda want to play Exile on the turboCD as well. WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Plus I haven't played Final Fantasy VI in months and I was 20+ hours in. Someone help me with what to do, plz.

[drauch]

OKay,,,,,,,,,,,,, heres the deal. I've got a slight bit of money in my savings and I will pay you to kill me. We can do a paypal transaction or whatever. I guess the appropriate sub-forum would be the Trades forum, but i don't think that would slide well. If anyone is up for i you can take me out however you want. To make it look like a hit or a gang situation you're gonna have to come to where I live. I can pay for traveling expenses. You can do it however you want, it really doesn't matter. All I ask is that you fill my cats' food and water a lot before you leave, because it would probably be only a day before someone found me, and as long as they are good before my parents find me that is good, because I really care about the cats. I imagine the cats are young and forget about me fairly easy. They are great cats. I can also make trades if you want all my video games/systems, because I've got a fair amount. Hit me up doods.

[CMoon]

Tastes like shit and cheese.

I've never had shit and cheese.

[Acid King]

I picked up cases in PA of Southern Tier 2XIPA and Harvest ale and Sierra Nevada Torpedo (I couldn't turn a $20 case down). I have a few Harvest ales in me and am feeling pretty good. Goes good with spicy Thai food.

[drauch]

I visit this thread too much; I think that is bad.

[drauch]

Confessions must be made: I forgot what I was going to write. Uhhhhhhhh....I really need to play a lot of RPGS; there are far too many I have not played. I really want to play Arcanum, the Krondor series, Ultima Series, and I really need to finish Baldur's Gate, to name a few. Yeah, those are all PC based, and I like thoseee. Urgh, I also really want to play Panzer Dragoon Saga, Suikoden 1 & 2, Final Fantasy VII, and some more. There are too many RPGS I have neglected over the years. Have you ever listened to Angry Johnny & The Killbillies? THey are one of my favorite bands. OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD please help me.

[AraraSPAMWitch]

yo let's rename this shit "the life and times of drauch"

yeeeaaah boi

I am always disappointed by this thread. I love drinking, but the last thing that I want to do while drunk is visit the internet, yet every morning after I think about this thread and say to myself, "I should've been there." I mean, I guess I should be happy I'm not that much of a sadlife, but still.

And drauch, some friendly advice bro. Don't play FFVII, that shit is ass and will probably make you even more miserable. Instead, I recommend watching some insipid anime, such as Strike Witches, which, with its combination of naked teenage girls and intense aerial combat, is the perfect viewing material while sipping a beer. Or some wine, though I am admittedly despise the beverage. But if you gotta play a shitty jrpg, play Dragon Quest III or something, the graphics are better and the story kind of makes sense. The only good part of FFVII was the part where Aeris dies.

stupid cunt

[Danza]

I'm pretty drunk now. Been drinking for 12 hours. Now on Jameson and smoking a cigar.

Last time I got on it and played shmups, I sucked even more than usual. It is a lot o fun though.

[drauch]

yo let's rename this shit "the life and times of drauch"

yeeeaaah boi

I am always disappointed by this thread. I love drinking, but the last thing that I want to do while drunk is visit the internet, yet every morning after I think about this thread and say to myself, "I should've been there." I mean, I guess I should be happy I'm not that much of a sadlife, but still.

And drauch, some friendly advice bro. Don't play FFVII, that shit is ass and will probably make you even more miserable. Instead, I recommend watching some insipid anime, such as Strike Witches, which, with its combination of naked teenage girls and intense aerial combat, is the perfect viewing material while sipping a beer. Or some wine, though I am admittedly despise the beverage. But if you gotta play a shitty jrpg, play Dragon Quest III or something, the graphics are better and the story kind of makes sense. The only good part of FFVII was the part where Aeris dies.

stupid cunt

Ya know, if I keep this shit up--which I probably will--I would second the change to the "life and times" of meself. Seems fitting, I suppose.

I like you spamwitch. I like to visit this forum because people are usually really nice to me here and I have learned a lot. I think I am un-learning some things by drinking, though. But like the other night I learned there was a sequel to Trouble Shooter that is a better game, and that made my night. I like that. You should visit the drunk thread if you are drunk; well, let me spell that out better: you should visit the drunk thread when you are drunk by yourself, otherwise, yeah, the internet should be a place where you should not be. It's good to not be a sadlife. I think I was born a sadlife, though. I often tell co-workers I was raised by an eagle that lives in a hole in the ceiling, and I don't know my real parents. I can't really tell apart reality to frivolous dreams anymore, though. I lied. I wish I had an eagle dad, though--BUT I LOVE MY REAL DAD NOW SO DON'T THINK THAT I DON'T.

Do you like Dolly Parton? I think she is a fine woman. She has a terrific voice, and although her music now is a pale imitation of what it once was, she is still a person I respect. Anyone that can get tons of plastic surgery and joke about it is cool in my book. Kinda like Burt Reynolds knows he can be silly, but Smokey ain't no bitch, as ya'll know.

Ohhhhh ys, not the video game series, but oh yes, I have been watching anime as of late. I watch lots of Fist of the North Star, Neon Genesis Evangelion, and some Sailor Moon. I must check out this anime you speak of, though. I appreciate the recommendation!

I understand the discontent of FFVII, but I will eventually play it I imagine. I do not like Final Fantasy fanboys, though. Final Fantasy is not the world. Many RPGS need love! BRING BACK POPFUL MAIL!!!!!! i have a crush on her. i like elves. AND ANIME GIRLS. I HAVE A CRUSH ON YUKO FROM VALIS.

[mesh control]

Have a nice mellow zero system buzz going.

[Vyxx]

Snooki is a fucking troll-gremlin hybrid.

she's decent...

...when she doesnt open her mouth

[drauch]

TWICE I HAVE WRITTEN THINGS AND DELETED IT ON ACCIDENT. IS THIS DRUNK?

QUESTIONS MUST BE ASKED?

-What is this mellow thing you speak of? I already forgot.

-I need to find a new house/apartment in less than a week and don't know what to do. WILL IT BE OKAY?

-The air smells like the spongey stuff underneath your toes. I keep getting a slight wiff. WHAT.

-Where are the cats at??? I miss them

-Why are there polar bears in the ads on the computer. Not a question.

-I have been leaching internet off of a guy named "whild thing fuck me". There is a lot of emphasizing on the 'H' or is he bad at spelling? I hope I don't slow his connection down. I get a 1.0 mbps. I don't really download much. Only the occassional JAV film when Hitomi Tanaka makes a new one HAR HAR HAR.

-I need Dungeons and Dragons: Shadow Over Mystara CPS2 board and Snatcher Sega CD. I can't afford it though. MAYBE SOME DAY????

More people should visit the forum at night. People shouldn't all get drunk every night though, that is not good for your body. My body is dead already. NO MAPS HErrrrre.

Oahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the French. I wrote two articles on Claudine Longet but gave up because I deleted them. THE END.

drunk fan ^_* X!

[drauch]

Here early tonight. OH JEEZe. lulz for the weekend.

[CMoon]

Might get drunk later. Been riding a nice buzz all day on some fancy euro 15% beer. Gonna go get a burrito and hit some dogfishhead. Added a sugar addition to my scotch ale I brewed on Tuesday, and the fermentation is taken off again. Should be killer when it's done (end of October?)

[drauch]

Hellll ya, Cmoon rules. What is your avatar from? I always picture you as that guy. 15% ale is some pretty strong stuff!

[drauch]

Back again and tonight is a sad night. Sorry for so many frivolous posts and the like. I have no one to talk to. I'm sorry for cluttering the forum.

[CMoon]

Hellll ya, Cmoon rules. What is your avatar from?

Sun Ra

15% ale is some pretty strong stuff!

I've really been hitting the heavy side of beers lately; really nothing shy of 7%. I'm making a wee heavy now that should come out about 10%

[CMoon]

If you are as drunk as I am, you can now watch Buckaroo Bonzai streaming on Netflix. Damn!