R Kelly is EMO.

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:13 pm

totally worth the 20 minutes.

go to www.r-kelly.com and watch the 'trapped in the closet' videos, all 5 of them, in order. i rofl'd, so did my friend when he saw it.

never before have i seen such a laughable display of attempted seriousness. on top of that, R Kelly can't rhyme worth a damn.

Marc · Post by **Marc** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:23 pm

R. Kelly also touches children. Inappropriately. Allegedly.

Stormowl · Post by **Stormowl** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:24 pm

i'll piss on you...

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:35 pm

Who listens to rap? A few songs are decent, but come on. It's not worth checking a rappers site just for that.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:07 pm

Elixir wrote:Who listens to rap?

Well there's always the one or two lost souls who do, you know...

Despicable? Yes! But it's there.

It's not worth checking a rappers site just for that.

Oh, this was WELL WORTH checking out! Those were 20 VERY enjoyable minutes. Watching "Playa's only" afterwards was the icing on the cake!

D · Post by D » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:21 pm

R Kelly is a very talented individual.
He's not one of my favorites, but all of you probably danced to something he produced and then when you left the club you was talkin about R Kelly, when you was allready dancing to his shit inside.

And Rap, everybody thought it was just a fade, now it's bigger than pop and rock put together.

Pop is not music.

Rock is OK, I listen to it occasionally, I'm a big Alice in Chains fan.
I guess nobody here listens to rap or dare step forward

*Apparently (at least) somebody hit a nerve*

sven666 · Post by **sven666** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 3:34 pm

D wrote:R Kelly is a very talented individual.

that sure made me laugh anyways..

jp · Post by jp » Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:51 pm

R.Kelly isn't rap...

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:01 pm

RAP - Retards Attempting Poetry.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:13 pm

Whoa. I think rap is the absolute dope shit. Rock is music for crybabies, pussies, and old people.

Speaking of rap and how it is very awesome...

http://www.download.com/darkchocolate

Ramus · Post by **Ramus** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:16 pm

R Kelly = shit

(sometimes piss depending on the age of the girl)

jp · Post by jp » Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:27 pm

There is good rap... but most people will never look into it thanks to the idiotic mainstream giving it such a bad image. Atmosphere, Lyrics Born, Skrapz, Del the Funk Homosapien, ROC/Sol46, Eyedea, and tons more are very competent at what they do.

judesalmon · Post by **judesalmon** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:09 pm

This is turning into the old hardcore vs mainstream debate.

Just because something is popular doesn't make it bad. Okay folks?

SheSaidDutch · Post by **SheSaidDutch** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:15 pm

So R-Kelly has a black fringe now

LoneSage · Post by **LoneSage** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:37 pm

jp wrote:R.Kelly isn't rap...

I really don't know what the hell R Kelly is.

But he sure can piss on minors, I tell you what!

judesalmon · Post by **judesalmon** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:59 pm

LoneSage wrote:
jp wrote:R.Kelly isn't rap...
I really don't know what the hell R Kelly is.

But he sure can piss on minors, I tell you what!

R Kelly is my hero, I won't have you talking about him that way!

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:13 pm

Linkin Park 4 life. Not all popular mainstream rap is bad.

JBC · Post by **JBC** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:19 pm

I'm sorry, the noob. I'm really really sorry.

beatifik · Post by **beatifik** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:51 am

um, r.kelly is not rap at all.

also, he is a fucking genius.

he has put out pop hit after pop hit after pop hit. he know's people are laughing at him and he's able to laugh at himself. his new album is great. trapped in the closet is probably the best thing to come out of pop music in the last 5 years, easily.

rap music is good. i like it. thanks.

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:27 am

beatifik wrote:um, r.kelly is not rap at all.

What

also, he is a fucking genius.

the

he has put out pop hit after pop hit after pop hit. he know's people are laughing at him and he's able to laugh at himself. his new album is great. trapped in the closet is probably the best thing to come out of pop music in the last 5 years, easily.

fuck

rap music is good. i like it. thanks.

moron.

D · Post by D » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:36 am

You are all playa-haters.

2005, and still we got this playa-hation going on. Grow up!

JEALOUSY

I guess this board has been taken over by eleven year olds. oh well.

*Now listen here.......*

*checking out everyone bio's, saying that's whack about everything that's in there*

And I don't even like R Kelly that much, I don't have anything with him in it, but he made lot's of hits and he even raps occasionally, not that bad.

Andi · Post by **Andi** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:56 pm

Elixir is a music elitist.

Ugh.

beatifik · Post by **beatifik** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:04 pm

Elixir wrote:What

YOU

the

ARE

fuck

A

moron.

TOOL

yeah, calling someone a moron based on musical interests is sooooo intelligent. gotcha. you ARE smart. i'm wrong. thanks for setting me straight, you dumbfuck.

Ord · Post by **Ord** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:46 pm

@ Elixer.
Please don't post on these forums and act like a total prick! Show other forum members some respect, or please just piss off.

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:07 pm

yeah, calling someone a moron based on musical interests is sooooo intelligent. gotcha. you ARE smart. i'm wrong. thanks for setting me straight, you dumbfuck.

Yeah, I was basing my reply on your musical interests. That's sooooo like me, right. Except I have nothing against rap and don't ever recall mentioning that I disliked rap. In fact, I have a few rap songs myself. Do I listen to them? Rarely, if ever. But you don't care about that now, do you?

Andi, I'm a music elitist now, huh? Wow, glad to know you can make that decision about somebody without them having any indication towards it in the first place.

How am I acting like a total prick, when there's a large amount wrong with what he just said?

R. Kelly is not rap? What? That doesn't even make sense. He's made albums and sold then to thousands of people, your point is? He's a rapper. He sounds like a rapper. It isn't beatboxing or fast rap, but it's rap. Musicians do this all the time and have next to no skill to do it in. Look at Sum 41, Good Charlotte, or Simple Plan. Garage bands can easily become popular, it isn't hard. Look at akon. Who the hell is "akon"? Rappers come and go every minute(remember "Easy"?) so america must be filled with geniuses. Why does this make him a genius again? Because he can sing and sell albums?

Yes, you're right, his post makes perfect sense and has a basis for calling me a dumbfuck. Funny how people can repeat themselves over and over missing the obvious, yes?

Another thing. I wasn't acting like a prick on purpose. Calling R Kelly "rap" is like calling Nightwish "gothic" and Beastie Boys "pop."

I beg of you, visit the site and tell me it isn't rap.

judesalmon · Post by **judesalmon** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:33 pm

Ord wrote:@ Elixir.
Please don't post on these forums and act like a total prick! Show other forum members some respect, or please just piss off.

My thoughts exactly.

Anyway, R Kelly got pwned by Jay-Z on the 'Drop It Like It's Hot' Remix.

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:37 pm

jp wrote:There is good rap... but most people will never look into it thanks to the idiotic mainstream giving it such a bad image. Atmosphere, Lyrics Born, Skrapz, Del the Funk Homosapien, ROC/Sol46, Eyedea, and tons more are very competent at what they do.

It's true.

beatifik · Post by **beatifik** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:42 pm

Elixir wrote: words, words, words....

How am I acting like a total prick, when there's a large amount wrong with what he just said?

more bullshit, etc...

how can it be wrong when it's my opinion? hm, that sure is a head scratcher. get back to me on that one you fucking clown.

@mods, can we get an ignore function please. this guy is a tool and i don't want to read his bullshit posts. thanks.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:54 pm

Well, Beastie Boys are great, Tribe Called Quest and De La Soul are all ok.
And while I don't like 2pac's music, he sure kicks R-Kelly's ass music wise!
Exceptions always confirm the rule though...

PS: Vanilla Ice rules 'ardcore!

dum dum dum dadadumdum...

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 3:55 pm

Well thanks. Nice to see you took the time and effort to read my posts once again. Calling a person a "tool" is very weak and isn't going to work either. I've already explained my side of this situation, so if you can't see it logically, there's no maturity in that.

I'm sure the mods care oh so dearly about your quality of reading. Which isn't up to scratch by the looks of you not reading what I'm writing properly. Clearly stating that R-Kelly isn't rap means you have not checked that site, and heard the music which plays in the background. I pretty much handled this civilized until your thoughtless attitude arised, so back off. Check the website and tell me it isn't rap.

But you won't, so please keep replying calling me a clown tool etc kthx. Welcome to your opinion.