I'm drunk thread!

[xris]

f' it, posting on my phone, from my job (bar)? rough week, wasted.. why is my score not improving.. got o argue/swear at the owner, got a raise, job sill blows. I hope you make more mpney than I do.

[Dragoforce]

Well, I'm drunk. And I have to get to work in eight hours.

[ZOM]

Yeah, drunk too but I actually shouldn't be; I just had a dinner with the family, had a few beers and a half a bottle "Ripo di Mandorle" red Wine from toscana - good stuff. Good thing I have a free day tomorrow.
Still... will do some crdits in galuda II and then up to bed. cheers.

[Dragoforce]

American dad and too much too expensive malt whisky. Life is awesome. American dad could be the best series ever.

[Acid King]

American Dad is pretty great. So many people shit on it as a Family Guy knock off in the beginning and now it's better than Family Guy. I'm currently on a week long drinking fast to be broken at dinner on Saturday where I will get shitfaced drinking expensive bourbon.

[Acid King]

I couldn't sleep so I've been drinking Wild Turkey and poking at my master's thesis.

[CMoon]

Just got back from 3 days of backpacking in the Sierras. Starting with Stone's Sumblimely Self-Righteous Ale and will get to more shortly. This night is not for sobriety.

[Acid King]

Had a Sierra Nevada Torpedo earlier and I'm drinking a BrewDog Tokio. Go America! ... and Scotland!

Just got back from 3 days of backpacking in the Sierras. Starting with Stone's Sumblimely Self-Righteous Ale and will get to more shortly. This night is not for sobriety.

I still haven't tried that. I did get to try Stone cask IPA dyhopped w/ amarillo and the 14th Anniversary IPA with hop cones in it at ACBF.

[Slump]

Just got back from 3 days of backpacking in the Sierras. Starting with Stone's Sumblimely Self-Righteous Ale and will get to more shortly. This night is not for sobriety.

Righteous indeed! Love that shiz. Third cup of Dewars and it's not even 6 o' clock on a Tuesday...sigh. A friend went to California for a job, took this funny picture at local bar:



Almost worth getting married and divorced for...

[mesh control]

Sookieugurtia alone, EriC >gradius psp vodka

[Jockel]

contributin' - i'm pretty much drunk, and my girlfriend is being pretty much a bitch.

[CMoon]

Not drunk yet, but working on Stone's 14th anniversary Emperial IPA. In this case, it's a throwback to the more traditional style IPA (actually tastes more like a farmhouse ale to me), but sits at a rather pleasant 9%. Good times!

[Skykid]

contributin' - i'm pretty much drunk, and my girlfriend is being pretty much a bitch.

LOL!

[CMoon]

I thought before I post in every other thread, I should post in this thread.

Killed my Arrogant Bastard clone. Drank another 20+ oz of a Old Rasputin clone I made. Working on 90 minute IPA.

I HAVE OPINIONS TO SHARE.

[Elixir]

this is a thread

[Davey]

Not drunk yet, but working on Stone's 14th anniversary Emperial IPA. In this case, it's a throwback to the more traditional style IPA (actually tastes more like a farmhouse ale to me), but sits at a rather pleasant 9%. Good times!

I tried that stuff. It's pretty good, but I prefer the modern MOAR HOPS LOL style IPA.

Sadly, it's been a while since I tried anything new. After trying a lot of different beers, I always ended up gravitating back towards my tried-and-true favorites. Although a local bar had Great Lakes Lake Erie Monster on tap, which was pretty tasty. Then again, what double IPA isn't?

[Koa Zo]

I'm drunk and here I come to cry...
Had a date tonight with a girl who is all that I could dream of...
Plans for sushi then smores over a campfire and watching the sunset up on the mountain.
On her way over, texting as she nears, asks for landmarks to know she's near.
Last text sent, said to look for the pizza place, then turn right.
No replay. ..sent another, more specific. ...no reply.
Hrrrrpmph. What gives, another text. no reply.
WTF. Did she see the decrepit neighborhood I live in and just keep driving?..
Call, her. Two rings, right to voicemail. Left message.
Concerned asks if everything is alrgight?
'Nother text. Are u near? No reply.
Stood up it appears. Wondering wtf.
Hour later, discover texts never sent, texts never recieved.
She was at the corner sent me "20 messages" why didn't she call
I can only wonder why the fuck women these days prefer to text than talk.
So I stood her up. All the while thinking she stood me up.
...
On the phone to T-Mobile, excuses excuses. have to diagnose my phone.
Been through this before. Texts working fine now, texts working fine before.
Just happened to drop out for an hour or so when it really mattered.
So they deny any responsibility. ....after four sepearate customer service drones, one discovers.
Yes indeed, towers were in service in your area. "We are sorry"
Fuck!

So upset I still feel like crying.
Bottle of Old Grandad, Two Double Arogant Bastard Ales, Couple of old friends
Still can't take my mind off what I missed tonight.

[Dragoforce]

Oh, fuck dude. Sounds like fate/divine intervention to me. I bet there is a good reason as to why you didn't get to go on that date and you'll probably understand why sometime in the future.

I haven't had a drink for weeks, hopefully that will change this weekend.

[Acid King]

That's shitty man. Pretty lame that she didn't bother to call, especially after sending a bunch of texts and not getting any responses. I fucking HATE texting. If it requires more than 1 response or two sentences, just fucking call. A half hour of texts boils down to less than a few minutes of actual spoken conversation. It's just stupid.

[Koa Zo]

Thanks guys. Yeah Dragoforce I should just go with "isn't meant to be"
but I'm such a romantic things like this make me want to fight to get the girl even more...

But thinking about it a little more level headed, any girl that is so hung up on texting that she can't bother to call is surely going to be high-maintenence in the long run.

And Acid King I couldn't agree more.
I texted her this morning trying to make light of the situation, saying we could make a commercial about bad cell-phone service, and then I asked her to call me. She asked what for, and I texted back "maybe we could get together tomorrow night"
Her response: "No. I have plans for the rest of the week."
Clearly time to move on.

[Ed Oscuro]

manly mans often break the phone with their thumbs

therefore, screw texting

Thoughts: Captain Morgan's coconut rum is fun but doesn't go with Arnold Palmer Ice Tea.
But that kosher Manischewitz wine (how the hell are you supposed to spell manischewitzwine.com even sober?) is much better than them all. Sure it's fruity and definitely wet; I never liked most dry wines anyway.

here's to you Ted Stevens
*pours one down the tubes*

[Obiwanshinobi]

But that kosher Manischewitz wine (how the hell are you supposed to spell manischewitzwine.com even sober?) is much better than them all.

Manischewitz. Wine. Just sayin'.

[RGC]

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[CMoon]

I decided NOT to get drunk today. Does that count for anything? Maybe my liver is happier.

[Elixir]

this is a thread

That's pretty much the only coherent thing I managed to type while plastered.

[Klatrymadon]

I've been caning it since I went to see Sigh on Tuesday. I feel like a discarded Harryhausen project.

[Dragoforce]

Listening to some old-school Aceept and having a lot of cheap beer. Good times.

[RGC]

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[BryanM]

I decided NOT to get drunk today. Does that count for anything? Maybe my liver is happier.

noooooooooooooooo you knoqw it isn't, that son ofg a bitcvh loves feeling usefiul. he's ;ike "yaaaay I get to filter some stuff out *zorb *zonrb* *soezvorb&" and then it gets an awqard for beinh g MVP.

Asnd then your nbrain is okay with some poor speelling on the keyboard maCHINe.

To be fair, this is\n't my keyboard, and this thing has low keys/ [poor tactile feesdback, and whatnot

[Vyxx]

I'm so god damn drunk it tooook me like half an hour to find thiss dam thread