Toilets for shmups?

alastair jack · Post by **alastair jack** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:27 am

Hey guys, just wondering if toilets are going to have good shmups coming for them? Maybe they'll make it so that when you pee, your ship shoots! I'd also like to know if these will be real shmups. kthx

SFKhoa · Post by **SFKhoa** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:18 am

gotta 1cc your feces

TLB · Post by **TLB** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:28 am

shitshmup

in seriousness though one time a long time ago on discovery channel or something i saw these guys playing this video game in a bathroom where you piss to do stuff, it looked retarded

Subterranean Sun · Post by **Subterranean Sun** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:01 am

What, you don't play shmups in toilet like me?

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:20 am

m3tall1ca wrote:shitshmup

in seriousness though one time a long time ago on discovery channel or something i saw these guys playing this video game in a bathroom where you piss to do stuff, it looked retarded

That's actually a German invention.
Cool huh, we can do more than just Blitzkrieg and Holocaust- we can invent stupid games with pissing, too!

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:30 am

I'm in the bathroom right now.

Evrain · Post by **Evrain** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:33 am

Subterranean Sun wrote:What, you don't play shmups in toilet like me?

Epic win.

ROBOTRON · Post by **ROBOTRON** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:30 am

toilet kids

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:34 am

ROBOTRON wrote:toilet kids

Dragoforce · Post by **Dragoforce** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:40 am

I'm looking down the toilet right now.

TMR · Post by **TMR** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:24 am

Is this where the phrase "bog standard shoot 'em up" comes from...?

Post by **spadgy** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:57 pm

I was at some Sony event once when they had this building set up like a hotel, and there were non-functioning toilets you could sit on. A PS3 controller came out between your legs, and the floor was a HD screen. Don't think any Stardust was there though.

I certainly play iPhone shmups on the toilet. Got my 1942 First Strike 1CC on the bog only yesterday...

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:37 pm

how do you drop bombs?

going no.3 is power up...the only thing is you have to charge it up, and get it off. I'm sure most people here will be able to blow it off in around half a minute. wonder if anyone will be able to figure out a recharge trick like in death smiles so you instantly get to bust a second time right when you're done. i never got the hang of that.

Klatrymadon · Post by **Klatrymadon** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:34 pm

nash87 wrote:how do you drop bombs?

Perhaps their destructive power could be directly linked to the heft of your excreta.

SPLADOOSH! One-hit boss kill.

BIL · Post by **BIL** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:46 pm

Apparently, you can have a five-star shithouse shooting experience by chucking a Vic Viper, R9 or Silver Hawk gashapon into the bowl before flushing. A heroic dogfight between the iconic craft and the evil "Bacterian" horde commences! And just like a classic arcade shooter, you're out a few bucks when the battle's over!

edit: dear lord, think of the superplay DVD possibilities...

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:52 pm

Do-Donpachi Brown Label. Eat lots of prunes to get Hyper.

Square King · Post by **Square King** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 5:43 pm

If you flush, it resets your chain.

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:26 pm

In before the lock.

mesh control · Post by **mesh control** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:34 pm

SHOOT THE CORE

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:37 pm

emphatic wrote:Do-Donpachi Brown Label.

Fans were hoping this would be announced for Toilet, though Cave ended up angering its base by porting it to Bucket, Bush, and Alleyway Wall first.

And yeah, 'fraid I have to lock this.

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