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OI!, lookitdat mate, discovered some aincent ruins me, japs were chuffed about it.
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ive obviously got plenty of these, cant hold a candle to the queens ol pounds this..
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OI MATE, TAKE YER EYES OF MY STASH OR ILL GIVE YER A PROPER WALLOPING!
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the japs are crazy munters, right in the middle of this eatery this thing was having a proper rodgering.
safe to say my own golden codger is obviously larger, im brittish me!!
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dont point yer bloody finger at me ya tosser!
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OI! I was the FIRST to discover this loveley thing, japs didnt have clue mate!
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coor blimey you can almost see her privates, obviously all the birds back home wear this.
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keep off? oh come off it mate, you avin a laugh?
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now i better be off, got me some tables to clear before the guvvna comes in for his mornin drink..
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LOL! Sven, you're fucking nuts dude. JAPJAC tribute artist! :D
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THATS RACIST!
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LOL! Sven delivers!

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Topic delivers.
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The first line made me laugh so much I had trouble finishing off the rest. Probably the best thread I've seen on Shmups :D

Also, It's been said before but I'll say it again: JAPJAC is Nathan Barley.
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:lol:
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MX7 wrote: Also, It's been said before but I'll say it again: JAPJAC is Nathan Barley.
Not sure I understand the thread, but Nathan Barley is great!
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LOLZERZ
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YO SVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO BEAT JAPSEYE TO GETTING DEATHSMILES 2 FOR LOLZ THEN I WILL DONATE 20 GRATE BRITTISH POUNDS TO THIS SITE !
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charlie chong wrote:YO SVEN IF YOU MANAGE TO BEAT JAPSEYE TO GETTING DEATHSMILES 2 FOR LOLZ THEN I WILL DONATE 20 GRATE BRITTISH POUNDS TO THIS SITE !
no can do, im at the opposite side of the world at the moment, i guess it'll just have to be another JAPJAC FIRST!
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DANG :( :( :x :cry:
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MX7 wrote:Also, It's been said before but I'll say it again: JAPJAC is Nathan Barley.
So this is the payoff for watching all those stupid videos NICNAC uploaded? I didn't know where all those "cor blimey guv'" quotes were getting their inspiration from :lol:
oli_lar wrote:Not sure I understand the thread, but Nathan Barley is great!
It's not just you.

I'll agree though, JAPPERS is a goofball. Thread's funny without even really understanding it, at least :mrgreen:
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Thanks for all the new slang words I've learned in this thread.
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For some reason I just had visions of the hand bouncing up and down whilst running through Mount Erebus. Cor blimey! Imps haven't two clues to rub t'gether.
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We have exceedingly high amounts of slang oozing in Sector-7g. Nuclear British detected.
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thread of the year!!

way too funny sven :lol:

looks like you had a good trip.... :D
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Elixir wrote:We have exceedingly high amounts of slang oozing in Sector-7g. Nuclear British detected.
When presented with unusual grammatical constructions, the Elixir Model's logic chip overheats and the lower-level modules return an error interrupt.

(Where the hell is Sector 7-g, and what's Nuclear British? Is it kind of like the American nuclear family, except with more fish 'n' chips?)
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Proper respect there :D
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Blimey, 'at's a right load a c**t innit?!
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Seems that 'em Brits can't get enough of their beloved "fish 'n' chips". Is considered a national staple in their diet indeed.

This thread is legendary and hilarious. What does JAPJAC have to say about all this parodying? You have a great sense of humor, sven666.

Do the Brits get/understand American slang and/or comedy? I'm sure they do if they know a lot of about American pop culture.

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i lol'd
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Superb thread.
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You chaps must've had fuck all else to do in that Japan thingy.
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Sven! Your execution outdoes the original! :D

For those of you watching at home, here is sven's inspiration.

More fun in this thread.
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I missed that Pic Spam thread first time around, what a total asshole. There's not much usually to defend about the English, although being half English myself I feel the need to mention that there are many well educated, generous and courteous individuals on this shitty grey island and they aren't all conceited plonkers like JACASS.

He definitely deserves this thread though. :wink:
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Who wears rings on their thumbs? I know what it means, but I shouldn't say it. Japjac isn't in Japan for the chicks.
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Ed Oscuro wrote: (Where the hell is Sector 7-g
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