You may THINK you know how cook...

[Pixel_Outlaw]

Here we learn to prepare a Christmas Turkey Cake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFjSGalLmE0

[captpain]

How the fuck could anyone watch that whole video? I wanted to puke from motion sickness and disgust with what a boring moron that guy is in about 20 seconds.

[captpain]

And complete squalor

[captpain]

Like it's seriously not funny on any level at all hahahahahha

[Pixel_Outlaw]

Well to be fair, he does offer some secret techniques to cleaning too.

Masao teaches that the ceiling of your bathroom may be cleaned (in vain) with baby wipes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNzuCSIH ... re=related

[xris]

Fucking disgusting. Why is his kitchen in the bathroom? That's just wrong. Gross.

[Plasmo]

Great video, thanks!

He shouldn't have dropped the whole uncracked egg into the the blender though. Gets difficult to eat later.

[Specineff]

I wonder if the dry carcass of a cat is lying somewhere under that mess.

Gosh, I feel like I need to steam-clean my room, just to wash away the memory of that video.

[No_not_like_Quake]

Check this info out: http://spaceghetto.st/sgd/?q=node/13908

[Ruldra]

Some time ago I found out about the meat house:



Ingredients:
~20 sausages
12 rashers of bacon
1kg of sausage meat
2/3 a packet of bread crumbs
= 5870 calories...

Source: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy- ... php?page=4

[saucykobold]

Check this info out: http://spaceghetto.st/sgd/?q=node/13908

That "press release" isn't real. A Something Awful forum member wrote it as a joke.

This is spellbinding:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbQVryqIPAU