Cuilan, the man (or something) of the hour

[BryanM]

Ffffffffuckit. It'd be cruel to go to sleep and make you wait.

Be aware of boobs.

Currently it's only done to increase a cup or two and costs a poopton - hopefully techniques will be developed to increase how many layers can be put down, and the cost will come down. And of course it can't make gold out of lead.

[ZOM]

^^Just out of curiosity, how come you're this familiar with the theme?

EDIT: after clicking at the link, I have to say, this looks actually nice and not exaggerated.

[Obiwanshinobi]

Can we officially link to the pictures of horsegirls and stuff now? This shit is hilarious. Mind you, I'm only two chapters in. Don't blame me if it goes all wrong later on.

[Specineff]

Are those Tom Selleck and Chris Reeve?

[BryanM]

Because frankentits are a crime against humanity and knowledge of the alternatives must be spread if we're gonna stop being animals living in the dark ages.

Wait, was that the question? Crap whatever, I just wanna dis frankentits.

[Ruldra]

I hate to admit it but that boy/girl from that manga is quite charming. But, aside from his claim, that's a girl from top to bottom...it could be a girl lying about her gender all along. I guess we'll never know.

Hey Cuilan, I think you could learn a thing or two from that character, lol.

(I didn't know about onemanga.com, thanks for the link. I can tell I'm gonna spend a shitload of time in there)

[Cuilan]

Ffffffffuckit. It'd be cruel to go to sleep and make you wait.

Be aware of boobs.

Currently it's only done to increase a cup or two and costs a poopton - hopefully techniques will be developed to increase how many layers can be put down, and the cost will come down. And of course it can't make gold out of lead.

Interesting. These are the only kinds of fake boobs that I would seriously consider. Shame about the price though.

Hey Cuilan, I think you could learn a thing or two from that character, lol.

I sure could. I'm always in search of new sources of inspiration (though not just for the sake of inspiration).

[ZOM]

Wait, was that the question?

Yeah, sorta. Your answer was great tho and I'm sure I'm not the only one that agrees with you on the topic. BAN frankentits! (or something like that)

[undamned]

Remember the inevitability of age, cuilan. Remember.

There's always the natural approach.
-ud

[Cuilan]

Remember the inevitability of age, cuilan. Remember.

There's always the natural approach.
-ud

I hope to avoid that with the help of this and this. Though I'm not too desperate for the former, since hormones are doing a good job of slowing down the facial hair, and I don't have much facial hair to begin with anyway.

[Taylor]

You're not a pure trap once you start having treatment.

[Cuilan]

You're not a pure trap once you start having treatment.

Pffft, purity is overrated.

[jonny5]

Remember the inevitability of age, cuilan. Remember.

There's always the natural approach.
-ud

my g/f used to work in an adult video store...there was this old dude in his 60's that came in regularly....normal looking guy, except he had breast implants....like perky 18 year old cheerleader titties.....and he always wore like tank tops and belly shirts

very disconcerting to say the least.....

[Ed Oscuro]

There's always the natural approach.
-ud

Captain BeardPirateMan is awesome. The first link - I'm gonna guess "poor old guy." Seriously, what

Mental note to self: "do not be scared of links in this thread...yet"

[Cuilan]

Whew! For a second there, I thought this thread was gonna die. Come on guys, let's just make it to page 8 before calling it quits for good. We're almost there.

[TLB]

Whew! For a second there, I thought this thread was gonna die. Come on guys, let's just make it to page 8 before calling it quits for good. We're almost there.

you bring the penis

[Zeether]

cuilan would probably like the one volume of Negima where Negi wears a girly outfit to the school festival

(in before everyone inundates me for liking an Akamatsu work)

[Arasoi]

let's just make it to page 8 before calling it quits for good. We're almost there.

Gogo Trap-chan, for everlasting peace!

[JoshF]

Remember the inevitability of age, cuilan. Remember.

Daily organic vegetables, daily exercise. The dude who put together my bike is 50 but looks 30 using this award winning formula. Also, that guy doesn't look like he's a trannie as much as a lonely man cosplaying as Red Green.

[Obiwanshinobi]

(I didn't know about onemanga.com, thanks for the link. I can tell I'm gonna spend a shitload of time in there)

You are welcome. Hajime no Ippo is also well worth checking out, even if you aren't into boxing (the scans of early chapters are low quality, but it's a fine manga).
Back to the topic...

[Ex-Cyber]

Remember the inevitability of age, cuilan. Remember.

Daily organic vegetables, daily exercise. The dude who put together my bike is 50 but looks 30 using this award winning formula. Also, that guy doesn't look like he's a trannie as much as a lonely man cosplaying as Red Green.

Also, genetics. For every "50-year-old guy looks 30 because of his lifestyle" story, there's a "102-year-old guy attributes his longevity/health to daily alcohol/tobacco/bacon intake" story.

[JoshF]

Also sprinkle some milled flax seed on the tip of a screwdriver and...

there's a "102-year-old guy attributes his longevity/health to daily alcohol/tobacco/bacon intake" story.

And for every 102 year old eating bacon daily there's a million dead people not eating bacon because they're dead because they ate bacon daily.

[Obiwanshinobi]

For every dead Michael Jackson who intended to live 100+ years, there is an actual, living 100+ year old woman who didn't intend to outlive her husband and children and could tell you the last 20 years or so weren't that much fun anyway.
Aging well and staying pretty is one thing, living as long as you can for the heck of it is another matter.

[Cuilan]

cuilan would probably like the one volume of Negima where Negi wears a girly outfit to the school festival

Oh yes, I'm well aware of "kitsunegi". It's unfortunate that the series didn't have more of that, but thankfully some doujin artists took it upon themselves to pick up the slack.

Back to the topic...

Pretty funny, though I don't really see how that's related to the topic. I haven't mentioned that I'm well-endowed yet.

Also sprinkle some milled flax seed on the tip of a screwdriver and...

Most people do tell me that I look about 10 years younger than my actual age. I've been taking milled flax seed often for years (though not through the urethra), so that might have something to do with it.

[PC Engine Fan X!]

There is one famous Hollywood celebrity whom went "under the knife" to become a man since he was born a girl...it is none other than Chaz Bono (formerly known as Chastity Bono, daughter and only child of Sonny and Cher duo fame). Chaz went with hormonal injections and finally had that sex change operation that he had been wanting all these years. Even Cher doesn't understand why her only child went through with this sex change operation/ordeal. And yes, Chaz Bono is currently married to a gal. This particular piece on Chaz Bono was recently shown on Entertainment Tonight a few months back.

It's been said that Sonny Bono campaigned to be elected mayor and ending up winning the majority votes overall.

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

[Obiwanshinobi]

There was some talk about the cock on here, though, and I just used it as an excuse for pimping HanoI. The protagonist is a short bloke if that helps.

[Ruldra]

PCEFan reminded me of a certain reverse trap:



Believe it or not that's a girl. Image search Buck Angels for extra lolz.

[TLB]

PCEFan reminded me of a certain reverse trap:

imidj

Believe it or not that's a girl. Image search Buck Angels for extra lolz.

Manliest babe I've ever seen.

Gauntlet shirt pwnz

[AraraSPAMWitch]

I would just like to say that my hair is longer and prettier than Cuilan's.

niggaaaaazzzzz

[Obiwanshinobi]

Are you a singer in this band perchance?