Cuilan, the man (or something) of the hour

[TLB]

I hardly even need to do anything to make girls feel fat; I'm a few inches taller than Cuilan and I weigh about the same. All I have to do is mention that 60% of my diet is chocolate and grease and they get upset.

[Davey]

All I have to do is mention that 60% of my diet is chocolate and grease and they get upset.

For bonus points, add that you'd like to gain weight, but never do, no matter how much you eat. Girls love that.

[Jon]

Four pages and counting...that'll do pigs, that'll do.

[ZOM]

All I have to do is mention that 60% of my diet is chocolate and grease and they get upset.

For bonus points, add that you'd like to gain weight, but never do, no matter how much you eat. Girls love that.

They do indeed, I always say this in the presence of women when we're talking about food.

[Cuilan]

Four pages and counting...that'll do pigs, that'll do.

Oh, I dunno. I think we can squeeze a page or two more out of this one.

But if not, at least it's longer than the thread it was spawned from, so I'm satisfied.

[Acid King]

So is there any non-violent tentacle hentai? It always seems to be a big ass demon with 20 giant tentacle cocks raping girls, as if there are no sensitive tentacle cock demons that just want to be loved.

[TLB]

All I have to do is mention that 60% of my diet is chocolate and grease and they get upset.

For bonus points, add that you'd like to gain weight, but never do, no matter how much you eat. Girls love that.

They do indeed, I always say this in the presence of women when we're talking about food.

Yeah, I get them telling me they do hundreds of crunches at night and shit for their 'thin tummiez' and I just chuckle, because I've even got a little definition on the outside of my guts, and at no effort from me

[Cuilan]

So is there any non-violent tentacle hentai? It always seems to be a big ass demon with 20 giant tentacle cocks raping girls, as if there are no sensitive tentacle cock demons that just want to be loved.

Go here http://rs.4chan.org/ and search for "fiend without a face". You'll find what you're looking for (it's NSFW, of course).

[crithit5000]

WHO WANTS TO TRADE SOME GURO?!?

[Cuilan]

Yeah, I get them telling me they do hundreds of crunches at night and shit for their 'thin tummiez' and I just chuckle, because I've even got a little definition on the outside of my guts, and at no effort from me

That's because testosterone allows the body to burn fat faster and easier. Women have a natural disadvantage in that area, so it's not really a fair comparison.

[Acid King]

Go here http://rs.4chan.org/ and search for "fiend without a face". You'll find what you're looking for (it's NSFW, of course).

That is hands down one of the most absurd things I've ever seen.

[Ed Oscuro]

Wait, since when is rape violent? There is some other kind of tentacle sex?

[Skykid]

WHO WANTS TO TRADE SOME GURO?!?

Don't go there man. I doubt even Culian indulges in that stuff.

[BryanM]

That's because testosterone allows the body to burn fat faster and easier. Women have a natural disadvantage in that area, so it's not really a fair comparison.

No, it's because they're smaller than men so when they eat a delicious KFC Double-Down and wash it down with soothing corn syrup water and a Krispy Kreme Egg Bacon Cheeseburger... they're eating the same amount of calories and will end up about the same weight as a guy on a similar diet.

Thank god bone is less metabolically expensive than fat and muscle. No wonder taller people tend to be slimmer..

[MX7]

WHO WANTS TO TRADE SOME GURO?!?

Some of my favourite authors could be classified as being in the 'Ero-Guro' genre. There's some amazing stuff out there, for example the work of Shintaro Kago and Suehiro Maro, though they're rather tame compared to Waita Uziga, say. I wouldn't even consider it to be pornography, though it's true a few people masturbate over it; you only need to look as far as Gurochan to know this. But then again, there are people who probably have a wank while watching Bargain Hunt, so the fact it envokes masturbation is hardly grounds for declaring it obscene. I imagine the majority of readers simply enjoy the transgressive and abrasive qualities of inserting surreal and horrifying violent sex into a story, often for allegorical or other worthwhile purposes.

If you scratch beyond any marginalised medium, genre convention or even fetishistic schema, you'll doubtless find something worthwhile

[ZOM]

WHO WANTS TO TRADE SOME GURO?!?

Don't go there man. I doubt even Culian indulges in that stuff.

What? I think egglaying is way more gross than ero-guro; I somehow like that stuff.

[Cuilan]

Don't go there man. I doubt even Culian indulges in that stuff.

I visit gurochan.net often, but only for /f/.
/g/ and /s/ do nothing for me.

[Zeether]

cuilan gets married

[Cuilan]

Nice, you found a picture of my wife/husband and role model. Now this thread is complete.

[Skykid]

WHO WANTS TO TRADE SOME GURO?!?

Don't go there man. I doubt even Culian indulges in that stuff.

What? I think egglaying is way more gross than ero-guro; I somehow like that stuff.

Maybe I have it all wrong, I thought Guro was about horrific violence during sexual acts. At least that's what I understood after I was shown a purported 'Guro' manga where some guy smashed a chick's head into pieces with a sledgehammer right as he blew his load.

It actually disturbed me and I never since ventured to find out more about the genre.

[ZOM]

...where some guy smashed a chick's head into pieces with a sledgehammer right as he blew his load.

Insect eggs are more horrifying than that. IMHO

Nah, seriously, I like the description found in the wikipedia article about this, it lets easily include milder stuff too like Jigoku Maruo's stuff or, If we're not taking it too strict, one could say that some if not all of H.R Giger's works could be considered guro too.

[Cuilan]

It actually disturbed me and I never since ventured to find out more about the genre.

Gore/mutilation/death is only one type of guro. There are many others, such as scat or grotesque mutations.

[Skykid]

...where some guy smashed a chick's head into pieces with a sledgehammer right as he blew his load.

Insect eggs are more horrifying than that. IMHO

Dunno man, it was incredibly dark stuff. I think the girl was being raped in front of her brother iirc, and one banged her while the other got ready with the hammer.

Honestly, does such material exist (at least in quantity and availability) as readily as it does in Japan? While on one hand I can't help but applaud the liberal attitude of the country, on the other I can't help but worry somewhat on the effect some of this shit has on a person's psyche.

[Cuilan]

...on the other I can't help but worry somewhat on the effect some of this shit has on a person's psyche.

As long as that person isn't a psychopath, I don't think there's anything to worry about. At least, I hope so...

[Ruldra]

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I hate it when they design a character with feminine traits from top to bottom and then slap a dick in there just to say it's a boy. He could perfectly pass up for a young Saori Kido.

[Acid King]

Dunno man, it was incredibly dark stuff. I think the girl was being raped in front of her brother iirc, and one banged her while the other got ready with the hammer.

Honestly, does such material exist (at least in quantity and availability) as readily as it does in Japan? While on one hand I can't help but applaud the liberal attitude of the country, on the other I can't help but worry somewhat on the effect some of this shit has on a person's psyche.

What effect are you worried about? It's not like people who aren't interested in that kind of stuff read it or seek it out. Even if it is readily available I don't know that it's going to go around ruining psyches since most people are just going to be disgusted and never expose themselves to it again.

[Cuilan]

I hate it when they design a character with feminine traits from top to bottom and then slap a dick in there just to say it's a boy.

Best of both worlds.

[null1024]

I hate it when they design a character with feminine traits from top to bottom and then slap a dick in there just to say it's a boy.

Best of both worlds.

QFT, and it's funny to show other people for their horrified [or aroused] expressions.

So is there any non-violent tentacle hentai? It always seems to be a big ass demon with 20 giant tentacle cocks raping girls, as if there are no sensitive tentacle cock demons that just want to be loved.

Go here http://rs.4chan.org/ and search for "fiend without a face". You'll find what you're looking for (it's NSFW, of course).

That was so quirky and absurd and it put a massive smile on my face.



EDIT:
is that purple haired character Jun?

[Acid King]

That was so quirky and absurd and it put a massive smile on my face.

The scene in the park is the best.

[Cuilan]

QFT, and it's funny to show other people for their horrified [or aroused] expressions.

Indeed. But words can sometimes be just as effective, as this thread proves.

EDIT:
is that purple haired character Jun?

Yes, that is Jun Watarase, the goddess of traps.

I love Jun Watarase.