Cuilan, the man (or something) of the hour

[null1024]

/me googled it [sounding].

Ow. I'm so glad I'm immune to the whole can't unsee thing.
And I was wholeheartedly supporting Culian's list until then...

Propose renaming this thread "Holy shit, Cuilan is a sick fuck". Or maybe a thread split.

I fully support this suggestion.

Seconded.

[Pirate1019]

How are you that skinny Cuilan? Is it just physiological or do you not eat? I think I've met one other dude that small, and he was probably 5'5".

[Cuilan]

Sounding really isn't that bad, as long as you have the right tools and know what you're doing. It does feel a bit uncomfortable during insertion (mainly around the head), but once it's all the way in I think it feels great.

How are you that skinny Cuilan? Is it just physiological or do you not eat? I think I've met one other dude that small, and he was probably 5'5".

That's just how I am. But I do watch what I eat anyways. I'm 5'7" and 110 lbs, btw.

[Pirate1019]

I can't even imagine being that small. My race weight when I was in top form was 130 lbs at 5'10". If it wasn't all lean muscle I'd have felt like I would snap if I got hit.

I guess in your case you're lucky you're that small. That uniform certainly fit you well.

[Cuilan]

I guess in your case you're lucky you're that small. That uniform certainly fit you well.

Barely. The top is very hard to put on. If I were any larger, it probably wouldn't fit. The uniform isn't even meant to be worn. It was intended as a novelty item that was thrown in as an extra for the LE of this one game I bought.

[Ed Oscuro]

Hey, any bloke who can ram a bent piece of metal down his John Thomas and not scream like a bitch and pass out is more of a man than I'll ever be

Pretty sure the screwdriver guy is faking it. That or his body is just one giant scab barely hanging together (same as the guy behind one man, one jar, don't look it up).

Sounding is something I'd like to completely not encourage (anal is dangerous enough) but semi-sane people use something like a dildo, but for their penis. Like a metal q-tip. Something without edges or bends or rust or whatever it was you saw. Beads would also be a bad idea imo.

There is a vidya out there of some woman forcing an actual dildo in and out of a guy's dick, it's...well, it's hilarious actually.

In all situations, remember the Spongmonkey's sage advice: BEWARE OF PAPER CUTS!

[cools]

Qute surprised no-ones mentioned bifurication or subincision yet.

Wait, this is the thread where we casually mention extreme practices we're aware of, right?

[Ed Oscuro]

Qute surprised no-ones mentioned bifurication or subincision yet.

The whole bodymod scene is really far out there. This is about having fun without destroying yourself and not having to write articles about how anal rings can actually be enjoyable.

Random thread derail attempt: There is an intersection between shooting game love and being a shota / futanari fan, at least with some artists. It's a bit hard with things being mainly...asexual spaceships, but for any game that has characters, it's probably been done (though maybe not so much with pre- Cave). Of course, this is simply because artists reflect their own gaming loyalties on their art, so there's bound to be a few references to genres outside fighting games / RPGs / Idol Master / et cetera. It's funny, though; one futa artist drew the Thunder Dragon P1 ship (and you thought you hated the game already) but I can't remember if I have ever seen anybody pay homage to FPSes, or any third person shooter outside perhaps Metal Gear Solid, at least in Japan (it's different with Western converts).

[Specineff]

Hai, guys. What's going -oh...



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Never mind. Carry on. *Weeps and leaves*

[ZOM]

That's just how I am. But I do watch what I eat anyways. I'm 5'7" and 110 lbs, btw.

Hey, we are the same size - I'm just 10 lbs heavier than you. And here I thought I was the overskinny midget of this forum

[Zeether]

cuilan is hideyoshi

[MX7]

This thread delivers.

[Icarus]

Random thread derail attempt: There is an intersection between shooting game love and being a shota / futanari fan, at least with some artists. It's a bit hard with things being mainly...asexual spaceships, but for any game that has characters, it's probably been done (though maybe not so much with pre- Cave).

Rule 34: if something exists, there's probably some kind of porn featuring it available, somewhere on the interwebs.

[Domino]

Remember Hentai-Sama this is not Neo-Geo.com. Don't go overboard.

[AraraSPAMWitch]

Ha ha ha, I'm 6'3" and weigh 125 lbs, but that's because I spend all my money on gaming stuff and not on food.

BTW, Cuilan is a sick fuck, he doesn't like the taste of eggs, by far the cheapest and easiest to cook source of protein for the financially-challenged college student!

[MX7]

BTW, Cuilan is a sick fuck, he doesn't like the taste of eggs, by far the cheapest and easiest to cook source of protein for the financially-challenged college student!

Exactly. I can accept to urge to shove a metal probe down your hog's eye for jollies, but not liking eggs is just weird.

[speedlolita]

I can't find anything worse than shitting dick nipples.

Wish I could.

[TrevHead (TVR)]

i have a few days away from this tread and its all gone to cock

I wonder how many ppl crossed their legs in emphasized pain when they looked up sounding. I heard they use it with electricity as a form of tortue in the middle east but to actually see images of it (shudder)

(shakes head) Cullian is one sick MoFo

[BIL]

*Weeps and leaves*

But not before getting a pair of pink briefs over the head and a nut busted in each eye! Savage topic this.

[ArrogantBastard]

get out, cuilan

[Udderdude]

Cuilan, the sick fuck of the hour

Fixed that for you.

[Cuilan]

Remember Hentai-Sama this is not Neo-Geo.com. Don't go overboard.

Hey, come on now. I haven't posted any NSFW images yet, and don't plan to.

(shakes head) Cullian is one sick MoFo

It's not like I don't have limits. For one, I'm not into electrocution, especially not when it's combined with sounding (never tried, but I don't think I want to).

get out, cuilan

NO U

[Domino]

"Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh Be Nice."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icIwKaci3MI

[Ed Oscuro]

I can't find anything worse than shitting dick nipples.

Wish I could.

Is this a request? Just send along your email address and you can be a participant in all the fine disturbances you could imagine and then some. It goes well beyond the homepage of the shitting dicknipples guy.

There sure are a lot of people saying "wow this is bad, I CAN'T STOP LOOKING." I'm kind of saddened by the bigotry towards Culian's apparent trapness (I didn't click the pics, it's his choice but I'm not jumping into it). I don't really like the idea of disturbing people with weird sexual stuff, but can't we at least not bash people for being different, even if we don't like their talking about it? If people want the topic to go away, same advice as always: just stop posting and paying attention to it. The world is still 99% sane after all; somebody doing bad things to themselves miles and miles away from you is not going to send tentacles up your toilet, and my mom got scared / And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.'

Ha ha ha, I'm 6'3" and weigh 125 lbs, but that's because I spend all my money on gaming stuff and not on food.

I can't wrap my mind around this. I'm widely considered to be incredibly skinny (and I often feel deep pangs of hunger, for food I mean) but you're only 3/4 my weight (which is actually a much larger percentage than your actual weight suggests since for anybody this height bone will take up a significant amount of that). If you fall aren't you afraid you'll shatter a bone? Not trying to be a dick, I'm just wondering if that's really just your metabolism or whether it's your apology to the world for people like ArrogantB's avatar.

[Cuilan]

(I didn't click the pics...)

Riiight...

Seriously though, I don't see any bigotry about that going on here (maybe I'm just oblivious to it), but even if there was any, I honestly wouldn't care. All I see is surprise/confusion, curiosity, and compliments. Especially the one where Zeether compares me to Hideyoshi, that one is lovely.

The world is still 99% sane after all; somebody doing bad things to themselves miles and miles away from you is not going to send tentacles up your toilet, and my mom got scared / And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.'

Exactly. It also works both ways : I don't mind letting others over the internet know such things about me, since the vast majority live hundreds/thousands of miles away, thus they'd have absolutely no effect on my personal life. So I see nothing wrong with having a little fun.

[third_strike]

Caramba que que é isso aqui!!!!!!!!!!

[Shumps4Free]

This thread gives me crazy boners.

[Skykid]

The world is still 99% sane after all.

Sarcasm?

[Specineff]

*Weeps and leaves*

But not before getting a pair of pink briefs over the head and a nut busted in each eye! Savage topic this.

Come on, that's a night cap and anime tears. On the other hand, Sgt Frog also comes from Japan, so your point is taken.

[BryanM]

So one time I tried putting on my ungirlfriend's bodice, and it fit! She said "I can't believe that fits you" and didn't seem to think it was very funny. Seemed a bit perturbed, actually.

I think it made her feel fat.













Which she was.