Cuilan, the man (or something) of the hour

[CIT]

Well if we can agree on one thing, it's that there's usually a deep rooted sub-conscious reason for most perversions and fetishes, often from way back too.

How do you know that?

[Cuilan]

Post the picture of yourself in the Lucky Star school outfit.

Ok.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/ ... kystar.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/ ... 001330.jpg
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/ ... 091621.jpg

Enjoy.

Well if we can agree on one thing, it's that there's usually a deep rooted sub-conscious reason for most perversions and fetishes, often from way back too.

Oh, I definitely agree with you on that. My love for traps and futanari, for example, has to do with narcissism : I'm turned on by characters that remind me of myself (see images I posted above). I wish it was that easy for me to understand the rest of my fetishes. Maybe I just need to spend more time reflecting.

[JoshF]

Let's talk after the surgery and have the worst Easter scavenger hunt in human history.

[Cuilan]

Let's talk after the surgery and have the worst Easter scavenger hunt in human history.

If I could lay eggs, I would lay them only in you. <3

[Dragoforce]

I find this intriguing.

First of all, no offence but are you a woman Cuilan? Second, the alien movies. I must ask?

[Zeether]

cuilan is a trap

[Cuilan]

I find this intriguing.

First of all, no offence but are you a woman Cuilan? Second, the alien movies. I must ask?

Looks like ZeetherKID77 already answered your first question for me.

As for the Alien movies, they're good, but I don't really find them erotic. The maternity ward scene in AVP Requiem was kinda hot though.

[Domino]

His avatar explains a lot.

[Cuilan]

His avatar explains a lot.

So does my username!

[Ed Oscuro]

So duz this thread

[mr_m0nks]

so would an omelette

[Skykid]

So duz this thread

Lol

[Obiwanshinobi]

Other common terms used to describe futanari characters are "dickgirls" or "shemales", although these are often considered vulgar and incorrect. (The term "shemale" is typically used incorrectly, since an accurate futanari character possesses a vagina).

I know you wanted to know this, so you're welcome.

Shit is made up. LOL FAILSNOB

(I mean whoever wrote that originally, thanks BryanM)

Nah, I saw it animated in one hentai OAV (SO IT MUST BE TRUE), although I didn't know there's a separate term for it until very recently. A "stealth" cock, hidden for the most of time, coming out on special occasions. Doesn't Falla from Steam Heart's (haven't played it) sport this kind of surprise down there?

[Cuilan]

so would an omelette

I don't like the taste of eggs though.

I'm not sure why you guys are focusing so much on the egg-laying thing. I mean, sure it's a fetish I really like (when done right), but it's not my most favorite. Perhaps things would have taken a different turn if I had mentioned my love for sounding.

[TrevHead (TVR)]

dickgirls, egglaying, alien inpregnation atleast all of those are sexual is some form or another. What i really dont get, how ppl can get turned on by totally non sexual stuff like earthquakes and tornadoes ???

[Obiwanshinobi]

What i really dont get, how ppl can get turned on by totally non sexual stuff like earthquakes and tornadoes ???

I think it's either the noise and vibrations (some people enjoy having sex the most whilst travelling by train, because, dunno, they once had this kind of adventure and it was FANTASTIC?), or the excitement induced by some kind of danger (some people enjoy having sex or wanking in places when they are likely to get caught).

[BryanM]

Realizing you're going to die soon makes you horny. A last ditch effort to try and fulfill your life function. Which is to replicate.

And to make porn for God. God is a kinky god, and delights in the sex of all beings, from the smallest microbe to the largest space whale.

[Obiwanshinobi]

I wonder if there is a legend in some folklore explaining why bananas lost the ability for sexual reproduction. Because, yeah, the sex thing rules the world of living beings, apart from certain species (bananas for example).

[null1024]

I'm not sure why you guys are focusing so much on the egg-laying thing. I mean, sure it's a fetish I really like (when done right), but it's not my most favorite. Perhaps things would have taken a different turn if I had mentioned my love for sounding.

It's the only one that sounded particularly strange to us.

Also, sounding?

[nZero]

Also, sounding?

Now you've gone and done it.

[MX7]

Also, sounding?

I wish I hadn't looked this up

[szycag]

JESUS SHIT
I fucking hate you Cuilan

[Dragoforce]

...I'm off to get shitfaced and hopefully forget what I just saw.

[ZOM]

Also, sounding?

I wish I hadn't looked this up

Haha yeah, that was interesting...

[mr_m0nks]

and there was me thinking it involved music.

[Udderdude]

Propose renaming this thread "Holy shit, Cuilan is a sick fuck". Or maybe a thread split.

[Cuilan]

Propose renaming this thread "Holy shit, Cuilan is a sick fuck". Or maybe a thread split.

I fully support this suggestion.

[Taylor]

I like all the examples for sounding on wiktionary once you know this 3rd meaning. Someone sounding my bell certainly would wake me up.

[Ruldra]

I read somewhere that sounding was used as a torture method. After putting the rod in there, they'd heat it up with fire. The pain was so great the victim usually passed out.

I never thought someone could possibly think a rod in there feels good. Too kinky to torture?

[mr_m0nks]

Hey, any bloke who can ram a bent piece of metal down his John Thomas and not scream like a bitch and pass out is more of a man than I'll ever be