Funniest shmup ever!
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kengou
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Funniest shmup ever!
What do you all think is the hands-down funniest shmup ever made? One of the Parodius games? Gunbird 2? Cho Aniki?
My vote goes to Space Bomber. The banter between the aliens and the president is priceless!
My vote goes to Space Bomber. The banter between the aliens and the president is priceless!
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In before all your base
But yeah, another vote for Space Bomber. First and probably last shmup I've lol'd at.
But yeah, another vote for Space Bomber. First and probably last shmup I've lol'd at.
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Castle Shikigami II (NA PS2 port) ... but I don't think it was intentional.
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I always thought the first Parodius on SNES was funny. Especially the megaphone weapon.
SWY: Games are just for fun
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Battle Mania Daiginjou (and Battle Mania), for me. I don't know other games well enough 
edit: Thunder Dragon 2 too
( the announcer, of course
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edit: Thunder Dragon 2 too
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The closest I can think of is a borderliner, NAM 1975. The cutscenes are so goddamn cheesy!
"Do I have to go back to the hell again?"
(captured enemy gets riddled with AK47 fire from guy standing a few yards away)
"Enemy informant was hit by a sniper..."
On topic, Gunbird 2 is good for a laugh in some scenes. Rabbit rape is comedy gold, come on.
"Do I have to go back to the hell again?"
(captured enemy gets riddled with AK47 fire from guy standing a few yards away)
"Enemy informant was hit by a sniper..."
On topic, Gunbird 2 is good for a laugh in some scenes. Rabbit rape is comedy gold, come on.

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Some of the lines in Tyrian are pretty good. How many games explain why spaceships leave fruit when you blow them up?

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Eight Forces.
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Game Paradise / Game Tenkgoku
Hands down funniest, both in terms of gameplay, and crazy storyline about a naked otaku (under a trenchcoat) stalking girls at the arcade? I'm sure there is more I'm missing. The VHS anime that comes with the Saturn port (limited edition?) is pretty crazy too.
Hands down funniest, both in terms of gameplay, and crazy storyline about a naked otaku (under a trenchcoat) stalking girls at the arcade? I'm sure there is more I'm missing. The VHS anime that comes with the Saturn port (limited edition?) is pretty crazy too.
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Games which make laugh:
Futari
Thunder Dragon (the fist one)
Prehistoric Isle II
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Cool!
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Twin Bee Yahoo!
No idea what's going on, but it makes me smile everytime! You owe it to yourself to play this fantastic game!
No idea what's going on, but it makes me smile everytime! You owe it to yourself to play this fantastic game!

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Thunder Dragon 2 and Eight Forces. The arcade version of Gradius III deserves a mention--respawning at the boss rush after you've beaten it is darkly comic.
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Thirding Eight Forces.
Aero Fighters 3 has some pretty damn hilarious dialogue.
Boogie Wings has many moments of greatness.
Mega Blast, purely for the story.
Nitroball, if that counts.
Aero Fighters 3 has some pretty damn hilarious dialogue.
Boogie Wings has many moments of greatness.
Mega Blast, purely for the story.
Nitroball, if that counts.
IGMO - Poorly emulated, never beaten.
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TEETH IN MY SOUPdoctorx0079 wrote:I always thought the first Parodius on SNES was funny. Especially the megaphone weapon.
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Sexy Parodius , shooting animals in the big swinging Balls is nuts
Harmful Park for the overall art style !
Harmful Park for the overall art style !
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I never really got into cute-em-ups....so a lot of these games I have no idea what they're like.

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Sexy Parodius
Cho Anki (though I'd never play one ever again)
and of course, Zero Wing
Cho Anki (though I'd never play one ever again)
and of course, Zero Wing
"something witty."
by someone witty
by someone witty
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ive still to play any non doujin hori cute em up although ive been meaning to atleast try out a Parodius ever since i 1cced gradius nes. Which Parodius would be a good intro for a hori newb like myself?
(to play for credit clear that is)
(to play for credit clear that is)
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Gokujyou Parodius is probably the overall best designed - Jikkyou Oshaberi Parodius has a nice, fair learning curve and the widest variety of selectable characters so you'll find one you'll like. Sexy is good, but it can be a real bitch sometimes.
They're all emulated, just dabble until you find the one you like the best and then if you like the series maybe go for the PSP collection.
They're all emulated, just dabble until you find the one you like the best and then if you like the series maybe go for the PSP collection.
IGMO - Poorly emulated, never beaten.
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I'll always have a soft spot for the "Bokan" shooters and their goofy robot animals...sort of unfair, though, as the humor there comes from the license.
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HEAVEN IS HERE INSIDE YOUR SOUL!szycag wrote:No one has said Feveron yet?!
This and DonPachi. The announcers are absolutely hilarious!
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It also contains perhaps the funniest line in all of shmupdom, "why don't you try hard?"null1024 wrote:This and DonPachi. The announcers are absolutely hilarious!
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The opening sequence for Gun Nac always cracks me up. And nothing makes me feel like a badass more than blowing up carrots on the cover art.
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Sexy Parodius all the way.
Battle Garegga for very dark sarcasm only.
Battle Garegga for very dark sarcasm only.
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explain.Plasmo wrote:Battle Garegga for very dark sarcasm only.
"something witty."
by someone witty
by someone witty
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So true.BIL wrote:On topic, Gunbird 2 is good for a laugh in some scenes. Rabbit rape is comedy gold, come on.
Gunbird 2 and Parodius Da! are the funniest shmups I´ve played... by far. Indeed I haven´t even played any other funny ones.
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Isn't that something the Feveron announcer says?Jockel wrote:TEETH IN MY SOUP
I'm so very disappointed that nobody said Stargate, Major Stryker, Batman, Ikaruga or Axelayer (which is pretty much Bricklayer: Human Head Studios Version). Diner Dash is lulz too, that's got shootin' in it.
Everything by Seta is pretty hilarious. Twin Eagle: Revenge Joe's Brother has the most inspirational comic book art of all time (sob), Twin Eagle II is awesomez, Twin Eagle NES is something crazy, INFINITE WHEELIE POPPING in Thundercade, awesome digitized musics and lyrics in Meta Fox (also in Twin Eagle).
Best shooting game (sort of, it's like Battle Mania games) title so far: S.C.A.T., aka Action in New York
