the awesomely bad movies thread

[nash87]

Millard Findelmeyer! You just know Busey is the one who came up with that.

Also this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F73_nmanbVM

f$%^ing LOL! I already had that vid favorited! I don't know if you can really call it his best moment unless you've seen the gingerdead man.

[monkeyman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW8kKTvS53w
The Stupids
Hired this for a pound from a video shop when I was really broke at uni. This was amazing when watched with cheap vodka

[ludwigvanbaddude]

Don't know if it was mentioned earlier but Tokyo Gore Police should definately be on the list.

[PC Engine Fan X!]

Watching Tokyo Gore Police in 480p or even 720p is a crazy blood squirting fest. Even the fake commercials shown throughout the flick have a horror gore theme going on. The only thing that could top it would be another sequel with crazier horror gore scenes/situations.

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

[Drum]

Lucio Fulci's Conquest.

Just saw this the other night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ1l6Nv-P98

(NSFW)

[nash87]

Don't know if it was mentioned earlier but Tokyo Gore Police should definately be on the list.

check out the first post man, that's half the reason this thread got started

[ludwigvanbaddude]

Don't know if it was mentioned earlier but Tokyo Gore Police should definately be on the list.

check out the first post man, that's half the reason this thread got started

Sorry, I read the first post on my first reply but I just forgot about it.
Anyway, I want a sequel.

[nash87]

Don't know if it was mentioned earlier but Tokyo Gore Police should definately be on the list.

check out the first post man, that's half the reason this thread got started

Sorry, I read the first post on my first reply but I just forgot about it.
Anyway, I want a sequel.

go watch samurai princess then. it was mentioned earlier somewhere in this thread. It's sorta like a spiritual sequel that just can't be as good as the original, sorta like what ibara is to batrider...just not the same, even though the same guy was behind both. so don't get your hopes up bro

edit: and by same guy I'm referring to both yagawa in reference to shooters and whatever the guys name is who was behind TGP and samurai princess

[jonny5]

Lucio Fulci's Conquest.

Just saw this the other night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ1l6Nv-P98

(NSFW)

ya thats a classic....one of fulci's lesser know 'gems'

samurai princess(gedou hime) was done by kengo kaji....one of the writers of tokyo gore police

vampire girl vs frankenstein girl(Kyûketsu Shôjo tai Shôjo Furanken) was directed by
Yoshihiro Nishimura, director of tokyo gore police...if you liked TGP, you gotta see this

currently im waiting for the release of robogeisha...the new film from Noboru Iguchi , director of the machine girl....april 11 as far as i know for dvd release

[nash87]

vampire girl vs frankenstein girl or robogeisha

I don't know which to watch first, they both sound like they've some serious potential to suck in a good, bad, and sexual way...

[jonny5]

vampire girl vs frankenstein girl or robogeisha

I don't know which to watch first, they both sound like they've some serious potential to suck in a good, bad, and sexual way...

well....vg vs fg is out now....robogeisha isnt....seems an easy decision

[charlie chong]

DEATH WARRIOR AKA OLUM SAVASCISI

ME N MY MATE WATCHED THIS IN TURKISH THE OTHER NIGHT.. I DON'T THINK IT REALLY MATTERED. ALL THE FIGHT NOISES ARE STOLEN FROM OTHER FILMS LIEK BRUCE LEE ONES AND SOME OF THE CUTTING IS AMAZING.. ALSO FIGHTS LAST FOR AAAAGEEEEZZ AND THEREZ LOTS OF NINJAS.. ALSO A PLANT THAT STRANGLES PEOPLE
THIS IS GOOD FOR LAUGHING
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183597/

[BIL]

Oh man, Everything Is Terrible is sweet. Now I can say I've seen Scanners 4 and Scanners 5!

[kengou]

Don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but I just saw Hard Ticket to Hawaii. Wow is that movie nuts. Nothing makes sense, there are gratuitous tit shots every other scene, there are some very awkward, awesome, or hilarious one-liners, the acting is generally terrible, and there's a very fake-looking snake that made me laugh every time it was on camera. So much about this movie was bad, and so much was awesome, it was a wonderful mixture. I encourage people to see it!

clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtQEbFcLHOU

[Jeneki]

I'll have my revenge. And Deathstalker too.

[Vyxx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01hUyIrubWE

[D]

They live a.o. gets mentioned
http://kotaku.com/5513148/whats-so-grea ... m-new-york

[T.A.P.]

I'm rather fond of Death Race 2000 and Buffalo '66 (although the later is really more of a weird movie than a bad one).

[charlie chong]

NINJA DEATH (I HAVE ALL 3 BUT THIS IS THE ONLY ONE I WATCHED SO FAR)

ANOTHER SPED UP HK/TAIWANESE NINJA EFFORT IN THE SAME STYLE AS NINJA MAFIA/KILLERS INVINCIBLE(THE STAR IS THE SAME AS IN THOSE 2 AS WELL) THE MAIN CHINESE GUY OWNS A BROTHEL THAT IS UNDER ATTACK BY JAPANESE NINJA ALSO MOVING INTO THE BROTHEL MARKET..
LIKE KILLERS INVINCIBLE THIS IS ANOTHER GEM OF SPED UP STUNTS, GOLD NINJAZ ,SEX AND RACISM TOWARDS ANY COUNTRY BUT YOUR OWN..
MAZING

[louisg]

My brother made me watch Highlander II: The Quickening. I haven't seen the original, but this one was such an hilariously disjointed, badly told, cliched, trend-riding amazing disaster of a movie.. totally recommended for bad movie fans. Try and find the original VHS/Theatrical version which pretends that the Highlander came from a different planet, long ago (I guess this was edited out of later releases?).

[moozooh]

I recommend Kei Hei Hup/Kung Fu Cyborg. It's a pretty good parody on various flicks of the last decade (Transformers, The Matrix Revolutions), with nice CGI and completely random humor throughout, by Kung Fu Hustle producer.

IMDb: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1494775/
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_saGdBMw33E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01hUyIrubWE

No, no, no, this movie may be funny, but it is not by any means bad. It's actually one of the most interesting movies I've ever seen, with amazing claustrophobic atmosphere and special effects all made on a shoestring budget.

The trailer is awful, though, what's with all the spoilers and shit.

[nash87]

saw vg vs vf a week or two ago...that was some good shit! thanks jonny5. robogeisha is definitely up next

[jonny5]

saw vg vs vf a week or two ago...that was some good shit! thanks jonny5. robogeisha is definitely up next

glad you liked it!!

ya...ive had robogeisha since the dvd released in japan, but havent watched it yet....no subs, and there is quite a bit of dialogue surprisingly....my basic verbal japanese understanding wont be able to keep up....oh well....couple weeks and the EU and NA dvd is dropping afaik so then i can get subs

it was the same thing with vg vs fg...i watched it without subs the first time as i had the japanese dvd....much less dialogue in that one though....

[ROBOTRON]

Transmorphers...I vomited profusely that night after watching.

Laser Blast was pretty bad too.

[nash87]

I vomited profusely that night after watching Swap

me too, the ending was just too much shit for me to handle

[xris]

I'm sure it's been mentioned, but I watched The Gate on IFC last night. I haven't seen it since I was a kid. It was awesomely terrible, with some pretty good stop motion. There were some good scenes.

[PC Engine Fan X!]

Yep, the stop-motion effects in "The Gate" flick are well done for it's time. It spawned a sequel known as The Gate II.

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

[charlie chong]

DEADLY PREY
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092848/
80S US ACTION STEEZ ON THE "MOST DEADLY GAME" TIP.. THE HOLE FILM IS PRETTY FUNNY WITH AN OILED UP DUDE IN HOTPANTS HIDING IN BUSHES WITH SOME LEAFS ROUND HIS NECK KNIFING PEOPLE. HE ALSO CLIMBS TREE AND BEATS SOMEONE TO DEATH WITH A POLYSTYRENE ROCK.. THE ENDING HAS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED.. I'M STILL SMILING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

RAMBO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BIL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khu90sSLezg

Holy shit, who needs a Metal Gear Solid flick (or indeed MGS) when there's this? Grabbing now!

[ZOM]

DEADLY PREY! Oh god that's the most badass movie I've ever seen!
How was that line? "Take off your shirt before I cut you...?"
Man I really recommend it for a good laugh or two. The end is great

@BIL
Good luck on finding that movie - I was waitig for a DVD release but nothing...