Wallpaper of bad quotes

[handsome_rakshas]

This thread sticks out like a gorilla, I love it.

[saucykobold]

Samurai Shodown [sic] II.

[BIL]

Magician Lord takes the cake for crappiest translation. Plus, you gotta love that insane muffled voice recording saying it all.

QFT. Gal Agiese says "I'm destined just to die" before one of the boss battles. LOL. That's got to be the king of mistranslations.

That may be my favourite Gal Agiese quote, for the total non-sequitur effect. All that muffly trash talk, then out of left field a whiny sympathy ploy?! Bite me, asshole!







Well, let's go for a kill time BBH ftw

[Skykid]

Well, let's go for a kill time BBH ftw[/quote]

That was brilliant. Makes me want to go fire up the pcb.

[BIL]

Seriously, how can you not fucking love that? It's not just the Engrishy connotation of the sentence that makes it great, the "Well" that starts the sentence off seems to imply that Raymond has gone for plenty of kill times, and by this point it's simply become routine for him. What a badass.

[saucykobold]

[saucykobold]

[Ruldra]

[Shocky]

Reading this thread makes me ADHD

Luckily some newer games also boast interesting text/dialogue:

"Paradisiae moon was broken! This incident is unprecedented serious affair." (Imperishable Night)

(Tokyo Beat Down)

[saucykobold]

[BIL]

Oh right.

[saucykobold]

[Ruldra]

[saucykobold]

Everybody wanna knock Geldo down.

[ncp]

oh god I laughed for like 10 minutes

[louisg]

Whoa, hang on.. no Rock On?

[EinhanderZwei]

Speaking of Samurai Shodown... It's a bit strange that in English readme file of the PC version, all the characters mention poking someone's eye out in all their backgrounds. Either it's bad translation of something else, or it's the grossest fetish I've ever seen

[Ruldra]

Just found this site devoted to videogame quotes:

http://zanyvgquotes.com/

[saucykobold]

Metal Black hyperbole

[Klatrymadon]

Best ever:

[Exarion]

"THIS IS NOT SIMILATION. GET READY TO DESTOROY THE ENEMY. TARGET FOR THE WEAK POINTS OF F**KIN' MACHINE. DO YOUR BEST YOU HAVE EVER DONE."

From DonPachi, exactly like that, when you get the WARNING message that a boss is about to appear

[lgb]

eeeeehhhhh I'm finding this hard to count because it's really just some fancy name. it isn't much worse than any other made-up name, really

[Pirate1019]

Anything from the US release of SnS?

"A gentleman's come. Oops, not even a man."