The Snatcher pillow/cushion

[Specineff]

http://www.spritestitch.com/?p=2661

Surely puts the Twilight-related crap from Etsy.com to shame, huh?

F-amazing.

[junkeR]

*sniffles* I want one!

[Arasoi]

*claps*

[robthebanks]

[Klatrymadon]

This is thoroughly splendid. One of my favourite parts of the game, too.

[UnscathedFlyingObject]

Only reason I clicked this is I thought it was a fuck pillow.

[Jockel]

Only reason I clicked this thread is I thought it was about a fuck pillow.

[Sasupoika]

Only reason I clicked this is I thought it was a fuck pillow.

[Klatrymadon]

You say "fuck pillow" like they're something people just scatter around the house.

(Do they? Am I missing out?)

[evil_ash_xero]

Could someone post a link or a pic to one of these "fuck pillows". I guess I missed the "fuck pillow train" and have never seen one.

[Mortificator]

Go to J-List and do a search for "love pillow."

Keep a barf bag handy.

[Sandlegs]

i want this pillow on me bed. also i prefer "fuck sheets"

[BIL]

I too was expecting a Fuck Pillow™, nice to see this instead. Makes me nostalgic as hell! np: "Theme of Ending"

[evil_ash_xero]

Go to J-List and do a search for "love pillow."

Keep a barf bag handy.

Holy shit. That is sad.

[FIL]

I was mistakenly thinking of Swiper from Dora the Explorer.

[Daigohji]

Only reason I clicked this is I thought it was a fuck pillow.

It even has snatch in the title. False advertising.

[null1024]

Only reason I clicked this is I thought it was a fuck pillow.

this ^


Pretty sweet though.

[Specineff]

Only reason I clicked this is I thought it was a fuck pillow.

It even has snatch in the title. False advertising.

Capital "S", how do I love thee.

[Schrodinger's cat]

Go to J-List and do a search for "love pillow."

HAHAHHAHHHAHHAH http://www.jlist.com/IMAGE/eCcF4

Imagine walking in on that!

[Lordstar]

When ever i hear snatcher I always think of night trap (mega CD and all)
Even though it would make a more logical love pilow I think i would much rather have a snatcher one.

[greg]

Holy crap. When you guys say "fuck pillow," I thought you were talking about those body pillows that have anime girls printed on them. I had no idea they had ones with "detachable holes for multiple uses."

OK, so this has proven that Japan has taken another step towards depravity. Japan never misses a chance. But I'd like you guys to explain which Snatcher character you thought would be the object of sodomy and depravity. The detective Gillian Seed? The Metal Gear robot?

[Mortificator]

Metal Gear, of course. Mega Man has proven that robots have attachments for every situation:

[handsome_rakshas]

Only reason I clicked this is I thought it was a fuck pillow.

A Gillian fuck pillow! I'd pay 150 dollars for one of these! (The stitched pillow not the Gillian one)

[Elixir]

Metal Gear, of course. Mega Man has proven that robots have attachments for every situation:

YOU GOT
　　 FUCK　PILLOW

[BIL]

But I'd like you guys to explain which Snatcher character you thought would be the object of sodomy and depravity. The detective Gillian Seed? The Metal Gear robot?

Either Mika or Jamie. Harry or Napoleon at worst. Now that I've actually looked up the "fuck pillows" in question (I shared your naivete), I'm particularly grateful it was that lovely cushion instead.

"Ona-hole?"

[handsome_rakshas]

But I'd like you guys to explain which Snatcher character you thought would be the object of sodomy and depravity. The detective Gillian Seed? The Metal Gear robot?

Katrina.

*police sirens wail*

[greg]

"Ona-hole?"

"onanii" is a Japanese slang term for masturbation, derived from the misguided term "Onanism" which referred to Onan in the book of Genesis, which really had nothing to do with masturbation at all. People are just stupid.

[BIL]

Oh, I know. The biblical origin is what cracked me up... the term is kind of laughable as it is, but I never thought I'd see it associated with a blow-up doll's genitals. Funny old world.

[Klatrymadon]

People are just stupid.

It's not supposed to be entirely literal, though. Plenty of words have a silly metaphoric provenance. Onan deliberately squandered his "seed" during intercourse, an affront to early Christian thinking, and we "squander" ours when we masturbate. I like it.

Oh, and Elijah Modnar for sure.


Awwwwwwww yeaaaaaaah.

[ZOM]

But I'd like you guys to explain which Snatcher character you thought would be the object of sodomy and depravity. The detective Gillian Seed? The Metal Gear robot?

Katrina.

*police sirens wail*

The sirens won't scare me, Katrina all the way.