The Official Stallions of Shmups Calendar Thread

[Never_Scurred]

Looking at the Donate button on the upper right side of my screen, I started brainstorming ways for this great site of ours to flourish and to help ease the load off the webmasters. Yes, its a calendar. 12 months of shmups, and the hunks who love/play/master them. If the online RPG/D&D community can do it for their respective sites (and i'm willing to wager the guys on here are much more eye pleasing), why can't we? I would love to spearhead this project, but like the webmasters who run Shmups.system11, I cannot do it without you.
So, lets nominate candidates for each of the twelve months (duh, I know '10 has started already, but why not kick it off Feb to Feb '11?). In addition, the calendar could offer pro tips, PCB buying advice, personal accomplishments, and whatever else the community deems worthy of entry.
Lemme know what you think.

[Skykid]

I don't want a picture of any of you geeky motherfuckers on my wall.

[Dragoforce]

I don't want a picture of any of you geeky motherfuckers on my wall.

I do.

[Never_Scurred]

I don't want a picture of any of you geeky motherfuckers on my wall.

I do.

[jonny5]

skykid only wants pictures of scantily clad cartoon characters on his wall....

[Never_Scurred]

skykid only wants pictures of scantily clad cartoon characters on his wall....

So I'll take that as a vote for Skykid then?

[TLB]

I'm totally looking forward to this shit.

[nZero]

Based on photographic evidence from

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10623
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16511
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=22555
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=28803

I have to say

Eeehhhhhh

[SFKhoa]

*barges in this thread* Are there going to be lolis? No? Screw you guys then. *barges out*

[Never_Scurred]

I'm totally looking forward to this shit.

Thats the spirit!

Think about it like this, fellas.
You picked up this fine piece of trim at the local tavern and when you get her home to do the business, she looks at your wall and sees one of your shmups.system11 buddies posing with his oiled, chiseled sunkissed chest out while leaning leisurely against a rock on the edge of the ocean. She then turns to you and with the fury of lust in her heart pounces your manhood into submission.
C'mon now, who DOESN'T want that kind of reaction from the birds? I know some of you guys need all the assistance you can get so why not help not only keep this great resource alive but also put a little puss in your pocket?

[Never_Scurred]

*barges in this thread* Are there going to be lolis? No? Screw you guys then. *barges out*

It said Stallions of shmups. Unless you meant loli stallions, then wtf, man?

[Lawfer]

http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10623
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16511
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=22555
http://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=28803

Were all da white bitchez at?

[Jockel]

I don't want a picture of any of you geeky motherfuckers on my wall.

I do.

[sven666]

ive got my dodonpachi undies in the mail...

[Skykid]

skykid only wants pictures of scantily clad cartoon characters on his wall....

Well, not really - but it's preferable yeah.

[Jockel]

if the stallion calendar doesn't work out, a calendar consisting only of GaijinPunch quotes would be beyond awesome as well.

[DJ Incompetent]

Jan: "Hall of Fame" of notable users and their accomplishments
Feb: List of top 25 of all time (and prior years)
Mar: Explanations of basic dodging techniques (Tap Dodge, Bullet Hoarding, U-Roll, Around the World, etc.)
Apr: Collage of Cave promo art.
May: pic of back of GaijinPunch with a sidebar of quotes
Jun: Complete the wallpaper of bad quotes image
Jul: Choice quotes/memes from the worst threads ever or people who've been banned but still talked about.
Aug: Professional photo of inside HEY or some other arcade
Sep: Listings from Plasmo's western records or WRs from Arcadia
Oct: Quotes and drama excerpts claiming falsificare
Nov: Battle Garegga's rank system (from strategy thread)
Dec: Showcase fan art of various games

[EinhanderZwei]

Nov: Battle Garegga's rank system (from strategy thread)

HAHA you made my day

[doctorx0079]

Jan: "Hall of Fame" of notable users and their accomplishments
Feb: List of top 25 of all time (and prior years)
Mar: Explanations of basic dodging techniques (Tap Dodge, Bullet Hoarding, U-Roll, Around the World, etc.)
Apr: Collage of Cave promo art.
May: pic of back of GaijinPunch with a sidebar of quotes
Jun: Complete the wallpaper of bad quotes image
Jul: Choice quotes/memes from the worst threads ever or people who've been banned but still talked about.
Aug: Professional photo of inside HEY or some other arcade
Sep: Listings from Plasmo's western records or WRs from Arcadia
Oct: Quotes and drama excerpts claiming falsificare
Nov: Battle Garegga's rank system (from strategy thread)
Dec: Showcase fan art of various games

This could work. Needs a picture of that viking who opened Ibara in Swedish.
Oh yeah, that was Dragoforce.

[CIT]

Jan: "Hall of Fame" of notable users and their accomplishments
Feb: List of top 25 of all time (and prior years)
Mar: Explanations of basic dodging techniques (Tap Dodge, Bullet Hoarding, U-Roll, Around the World, etc.)
Apr: Collage of Cave promo art.
May: pic of back of GaijinPunch with a sidebar of quotes
Jun: Complete the wallpaper of bad quotes image
Jul: Choice quotes/memes from the worst threads ever or people who've been banned but still talked about.
Aug: Professional photo of inside HEY or some other arcade
Sep: Listings from Plasmo's western records or WRs from Arcadia
Oct: Quotes and drama excerpts claiming falsificare
Nov: Battle Garegga's rank system (from strategy thread)
Dec: Showcase fan art of various games

Where's PC Engine Fan X!!?

[DJ Incompetent]

Where's PC Engine Fan X!!?

Clearly he would absorb half the hall of fame section.

Clearly.

Or share the gaijinpunch month. Either way is fine. He's a good guy.

[Specineff]

This idea is both royally awesome, and flamingly gay.

Anybody remember that Calvin Klein ad with the model wearing a shirt that says "Nobody knows I'm gay"? We could have one that says "Nobody knows I shmup".

[Herr Schatten]

if the stallion calendar doesn't work out, a calendar consisting only of GaijinPunch quotes would be beyond awesome as well.

You could easily make a 365-day tear-off calender that way.
Which would be awesome.

[Specineff]

^^ I'd like to see an Icycalm or Fighter17 edition, just for comparison's sake.

[Jockel]

Jan: "Hall of Fame" of notable users and their accomplishments
Feb: List of top 25 of all time (and prior years)
Mar: Explanations of basic dodging techniques (Tap Dodge, Bullet Hoarding, U-Roll, Around the World, etc.)
Apr: Collage of Cave promo art.
May: pic of back of GaijinPunch with a sidebar of quotes
Jun: Complete the wallpaper of bad quotes image
Jul: Choice quotes/memes from the worst threads ever or people who've been banned but still talked about.
Aug: Professional photo of inside HEY or some other arcade
Sep: Listings from Plasmo's western records or WRs from Arcadia
Oct: Quotes and drama excerpts claiming falsificare
Nov: Battle Garegga's rank system (from strategy thread)
Dec: Showcase fan art of various games

I'd buy it. Honestly.
It would be a cool and funny way to support the Shmups forum.
Perhaps each one coming with a copy of the Remix CD ^_~

SOMEONE MAKE THIS ALREADY!

[Daigohji]

This thread made me throw up in my mouth a bit. Also:

[undamned]

Never_Scurred, I don't know about the oily man concept, but...

Jan: "Hall of Fame" of notable users and their accomplishments
Feb: List of top 25 of all time (and prior years)
Mar: Explanations of basic dodging techniques (Tap Dodge, Bullet Hoarding, U-Roll, Around the World, etc.)
Apr: Collage of Cave promo art.
May: pic of back of GaijinPunch with a sidebar of quotes
Jun: Complete the wallpaper of bad quotes image
Jul: Choice quotes/memes from the worst threads ever or people who've been banned but still talked about.
Aug: Professional photo of inside HEY or some other arcade
Sep: Listings from Plasmo's western records or WRs from Arcadia
Oct: Quotes and drama excerpts claiming falsificare
Nov: Battle Garegga's rank system (from strategy thread)
Dec: Showcase fan art of various games

Something like this! I'd totally buy it

We need Twitchdoctor in there, for sure. We also need one page dedicated to "it's just you" multi-quote tunneling artwork.
-ud