"Gangstas" now posting online.....at ebgames.com !

[Damocles]

Subtitle: Holy Shit! Gangstas are taking over the internet!

I was checking around ebgames.com today, and for some reason I ended up on the 25 to Life page. Don't ask how, I don't know. Anyway, I was slightly amused at the speculation about how this game would be "Off da chain"....or off the hook....or something..... Nevermind that. What IS extremely interesting is that apparently, hordes of urban youth are propagating internet message boards. Here are a few of my favorites, with the best post ever being the first one. Last one, not so much, mostly because I'm still trying to figure out what an Xbox gansta is....



5/13/2005
DANG BOY!
this game will be soo sick like Socom, but gangsta! the graphics look so realistic, its like the real life on the streets how me and my boys live it. its not easy let me tell you weak fellas out there. this game is da real deal.

3/21/2005
GRAND THEFT WHAT
dis Game gone whoop GTA.This is the true gangsta game!

F1stdacuffs F1stdacuffs: 6/11/2005
I WILL RUN THIS GAME.
i will be 1. at this game because im an xbox gangster. 1. at mkd, and top 5 in four other shooter games
F1stDaCuFFs will rule.




Hey look...I made it through this post without mentioning the bastardization of the English language.

[iatneH]

I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. Are these guys serious????

[alpha5099]

This is definitely one of those times when I take a deep breath, count to ten, and pray deeply that somewhere out there, there are people with profound senses of irony who enjoy posting crap like that. I like to pretend that they're joking, because deep down I just can't come to grips with the realization that there are people that dumb.

[WarpZone]

This is definitely one of those times when I take a deep breath, count to ten, and pray deeply that somewhere out there, there are people with profound senses of irony who enjoy posting crap like that.

I can guarantee you that. Can't guarantee you that with these posts, however

[Skyline]

5/13/2005
DANG BOY!
this game will be soo sick like Socom, but gangsta! the graphics look so realistic, its like the real life on the streets how me and my boys live it. its not easy let me tell you weak fellas out there. this game is da real deal.

White guy.

3/21/2005
GRAND THEFT WHAT
dis Game gone whoop GTA.This is the true gangsta game!

White guy.

F1stdacuffs F1stdacuffs: 6/11/2005
I WILL RUN THIS GAME.
i will be 1. at this game because im an xbox gangster. 1. at mkd, and top 5 in four other shooter games
F1stDaCuFFs will rule.

Probably Asian, or yet another "cracka".

[SheSaidDutch]

Snizzle my nizzle fo.

[Sly Cherry Chunks]

Proper mint like, innit?

[TWITCHDOCTOR]

"Xbox gangsta"?
Just what the hell is that!?
I'll even bet the guy has tattoo's in "Old English" letters on his forearms..."Microsoft". Possibly an "XBOX" tat across his lower abs too!!!

In any case, these guys/kids/thugz, are truely retarded.

[Cthulhu]

This game just ain't gonna be worth the scrilla, even if forum homeboys like it.

[BrianC]

Dr. Drakken has taken over EBgames.com!

[8 1/2]

Wa-da-ta my naney!

[Andi]

You guys don't think vernacular is awesome because you are old.

[JBC]

Word!

... or something.