Icycalm 2.0

[Domino]

*YAWNS*

[Specineff]

Thread. Of. The. Year.

[Ruldra]

"Packed with douchiness, Icycalm really satisficates"

Fixed.

[BryanM]

Wasn't there at least one gamer girl online that Icy was desparately trying to invade the panties of at one point? I remember him fawning over her like crazy.

Overcompensation for beard

Panty Invader is an awesome name for a game

[crithit5000]

satisficates

[Momijitsuki]

♪　I'm the icycalm man, douching up your debates
See, all o' my opinions are guaranteed to satisficate~ ♪

[Ruldra]

Wasn't there at least one gamer girl online that Icy was desparately trying to invade the panties of at one point? I remember him fawning over her like crazy.

EDIT: Found it.

What the fuck are those rumors about him posting pedo porn? Jesus.

[Ed Oscuro]

Nothing satisficates like hiding your despair in your rageposting ♪

Kierkegaard was called “the Fork” as a child because of his uncanny ability to find people’s weaknesses and stick it to them.

Well, there's something for Icy to aspire to.

[crithit5000]

@Ruldra: This is from a PM conversation Momijitsuki and I had just about an hour ago...

He's also infamous for an incident he pulled over at insertcredit's old forums. He actually gained Brandon Sheffield's trust enough to let him post on ic's front page and basically handed icy the keys to the forums as an admin. icy got fed up with all the posters there, and he started posting childporn all over the forums. Then, he went to 4chan and got all the /b/tards to raid the forums and to report all the cp. The entire site was taken down for a bit, I think Brandon was investigated and after ic was put back up he didn't want to have anything to do with forums for quite some time...icy is now listed on ic's staff page as alex kierkegaard - unsavory character. What a winner, huh?

This is all from memory, so some details maybe off or vaguely wrong. There's probably a better summary somewhere in selectbutton.net's forum (which spawned from the original ic forums death).

[Momijitsuki]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around how someone can be a pedophile and a misogynist simultaneously.

[Ed Oscuro]

You know, at least he's not out murdering people.

...Right?

[Ruldra]

OMG, I'm dying here. This just keeps getting better.

Oh, and looks like we got a new friend:

Users browsing this forum: dcharlie, icyhitler, The Coop and 4 guests

EDIT: I knew I heard about this IC stuff before, I just didn't know it went that way. icy's side of the story.

[icyhitler]

icycalm is a genetically defective human who lacks morals and empathy, which makes him a psychopath at odds with the vast majority of humanity. Human civilization has thrived on built in social and moral behavior that he explicitly rejects.

I'd like to remind our little Hitler Jr. (who is ban evade lurking here and posting on sockpuppets) that there are many Hate Speech laws in European countries that his language runs afoul of. His real name is of course not "Alex".

His only options are to either kill himself much like his genocidal/eugenics "hero" Hitler or rot away in an asylum much like his immoralist "hero" Nietzsche. He will forever remain shunned and ignored by current humankind that rejects such insanity.

Of course his obsession with video games and acting like an internet tough guy tin pot dictator, while actually being a cowardly scrawny manchild living off his rich European parents trust fund money is just extra lulz icing on the cake.

[icytard]

It seems somebody finally did the right thing and hacked Icy's forum:


http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?t=3057



http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?t=2367



http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?t=3056




It's either that, or his crazy is waaay beyond my expectations...

[mdl]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around how someone can be a pedophile and a misogynist simultaneously.

jpegs of five-year-olds are the only thing that won't reject him

[onlyreadicythreads]

Pedophilia, misogyny, harrasing an internet gal, being on his thirtys, addiction to video games. I guess people will grasp onto anything to try to disqualify the man who make those claims which they can't argue against, yet hate so much because they don't go along these people limited views. I don't need a major in philosophy to see how wrong is this behavior.

[crithit5000]

It seems somebody finally did the right thing and hacked Icy's forum:

Nope, just somebody who was smart enough to figure out how to spoof icy's username. Quite amusing; I especially had a few guffaws over "I, icycalm, AKA Alex Kierkegaard, AKA Julio Pablo Juan Rodriguez Garcia Hernandez."

[BryanM]

Haha +1 for the Simpsons reference.

[Momijitsuki]

Pedophilia, misogyny, harrasing an internet gal, being on his thirtys, addiction to video games. I guess people will grasp onto anything to try to disqualify the man who make those claims which they can't argue against, yet hate so much because they don't go along these people limited views. I don't need a major in philosophy to see how wrong is this behavior.

Careful how you post that. Icy would have banned you for your eyesore typographical and grammatical errors. I don't even know if I read some of that properly.

[Ed Oscuro]

Icy isn't the Chinese government telling us how to write on this here Forum, so ungrammatize to your heart's content

[Momijitsuki]

But why support someone who will hang you out to dry over petty bullshit like that? Just sayin'.

[BryanM]

But why support someone who will hang you out to dry over petty bullshit like that? Just sayin'.

The entire website is all him, a large elaborate lie, there are no other people there?

[Devil REI]

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around how someone can be a pedophile and a misogynist simultaneously.

Shotacon, my dear.

(explains the Senko no Ronde love if you think about it)

[Momijitsuki]

But why support someone who will hang you out to dry over petty bullshit like that? Just sayin'.

The entire website is all him, a large elaborate lie, there are no other people there?

Explains why he has like...85% of the posts on the whole forum.

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around how someone can be a pedophile and a misogynist simultaneously.

Shotacon, my dear.

(explains the Senko no Ronde love if you think about it)

Point made. =<

[onlyreadicythreads]

I'm sorry. My english doesn't seem to be up to the task yet. You are absolutely right, icycalm would cringe in agony if I started posting on his forum. Maybe I should just limit myself to spanish discussion until I learn proper english.

You all suck, though.

[Specineff]

^^ Et tu, Recapus?

[charlie chong]

Icy calm is crap at shooting games.Therefore his opinions and reviews are 100% worthless to me and most of the users of this forum,so much so that he has to resort to stealing reviews.
Just another poseur who thinks living in japan proves how hardcore they are. The only thing sadder is the people trying to impress him by aping his post style. You don't need reviews with lots and lots of big words.

i can review insomnia in one word and it rhymes with plight

hope you enjoy your crywank tonight icy
xxx
dad

[Ed Oscuro]

Okay I guess I ought to look at this again

Pedophilia, misogyny, harrasing an internet gal, being on his thirtys, addiction to video games.

I thought "being on his thirtys" was some British English construction. Like "being on his rag" (which is a 24/7 occurrence for Icy).

I guess people will grasp onto anything to try to disqualify the man who make those claims which they can't argue against,

What's a little CP when you're the Savior? Claims they can't argue against are what Icykins have been up against throughout this thread as they attempt to defend his zaniness and outright criminality. As a result I thought you meant Icy's trolls by people who "will grasp onto anything." Certainly Icy isn't making anything worth an attempt to "disqualify." By "the man," any sane person bringing up how crazy Icy is.

yet hate so much because they don't go along these people limited views.

I read the end of this as having a semicolon and "have" inserted so it would read as such: "...they don't go along, these people have limited views." Which is quite true.

So you will have to apologize I ended up writing something in defense of you, but again keep in mind that we aren't like the government of a certain Asian state that likes to go around and tell people they have no jurisdiction over how to manage their affairs - though whoever is fucking with Icy's forum gets a gold star.

I don't need a major in philosophy to see how wrong is this behavior.

This is also something that I would expect to be posted by somebody who is not a fan of the guy. You indeed do not need a major (or a degree) in philosophy to know that something is wrong with acting as he does, in general, even if you don't believe the record of his attempting to bring down sites with CP.

[icyhitler]

As a psychopath who thinks genocide, concentration camps, mass eugenics are the only 'solution', icycalm is an enemy of humanity who deserves nothing but contempt. Anytime you think of defending him, remember, he likely wants you dead too.

Unlike some psychopaths, he is neither ruthless nor cunning enough to gain any position of real power to criminally abuse. Instead he spends his time pathetically ranting about video games while parasitically leeching off his parents contributions to society.

I have a better solution, one that is far more likely to come to pass than an icycalm lead genocide and eugenics program. Once science progresses to the point where mental diseases such as psychopathy can be eliminated, we will no longer have to worry about mentally aberrant, disruptive psychopaths trying to kill off the majority of humankind whose morals are properly functioning.

The icycalms, warmongers, mass eugenicists, and Nietzsches will be consigned to the dustbin of history and humanity will be better off for it.

What's a little CP when you're the Savior?

To bring a little videogame flair into the thread, "mankind ill needs a savior such as 'you'."

[onlyreadicythreads]

keep in mind that we aren't like the government of a certain Asian state that likes to go around and tell people they have no jurisdiction over how to manage their affairs - though whoever is fucking with Icy's forum gets a gold star.

It's his forum. He can do whatever he wants with it. Hell, he can even start asking people to stop posting with the letter "e".
Also, registering a user with the name "icycaIm" (note the capital I instead of an l) is not fucking with a forum.

What's a little CP when you're the Savior? Claims they can't argue against are what Icykins have been up against throughout this thread as they attempt to defend his zaniness and outright criminality.

I'm not defending his criminality. If he was a crazy ass murderer who kills everyone banned from his forum, it wouldn't change the fact that I agree with most of his articles and opinions. I could care less what the hell he does with his life. Look, I'll just quote a wikipedia article.

Ad hominem abusive usually involves insulting or belittling one's opponent, but can also involve pointing out factual but ostensible character flaws or actions which are irrelevant to the opponent's argument. This tactic is logically fallacious because insults and even true negative facts about the opponent's personal character have nothing to do with the logical merits of the opponent's arguments or assertions.

Examples:

* "You can't believe Jack when he says God exists. He doesn't even have a job."
* "Candidate Jane's proposal about zoning is ridiculous. She was caught cheating on her taxes in 2003."

Let me point one example right here on this thread.

Icy calm is crap at shooting games.Therefore his opinions and reviews are 100% worthless to me and most of the users of this forum.

I hope I've made myself clear this time.