Icycalm 2.0

[system11]

You're all little prickish forum jesters; you're just doing a bad job of it, because you don't even notice how retarded and lolzy all of your responses are.

I can't seem to find 'lolzy' in my dictionary. I went to Insomnia to double check but it's not referenced there either. How confusing!

[E. Randy Dupre]

Ah, good. "Ban me, because I'm incapable of demonstrating any self-control."

It's like there's a script for threads and people like this, or they're all some kind of automated spambot, or something.

Were trolls *ever* original, or have I just become jaded through over-exposure to them?

[Virtue]

I can't seem to find 'lolzy' in my dictionary. I went to Insomnia to double check but it's not referenced there either. How confusing!

Can you bring up anything less important than that? You people really are running out of ideas!

[Udderdude]

Betting time, who thinks Gardenia is really Icyclam's sockpuppet?

I vote nay. While it's clear he's aping his style quite well, it lacks a certian over-the-top douchebaggery that only Icyclam can truly satisfy me with.

What Icycalm really meant there, is that he thinks it's ok to be an "egotist", which is a huge difference from an "elitist", someone whom is in an elite standing in a certian field or sub-field.

Is it?

Because as all the dregs of humanity know, it is BAD to be an elitist, to consider yourself part of an elite.

Quote:
elite |əˈlēt; āˈlēt|
noun
1 a group of people considered to be the best in a particular society or category, esp. because of their power, talent, or wealth

What you want to be instead is part of the SCUM of humanity -- that is the goal for every non-self-respecting abortion of a human being.

I find this especially hilarious, since you've already assumed I am not an elitist and am entirely against any form of elitism. Not true at all. I am certianly a videogame and music elitist, the difference being that I don't consider any non-elitists to be a "non-self-respecting abortion of a human being". That is just plain and simple arrogance and egotism. You are blinded by it. Your brain is broken in so many ways it's impossible to count. And to me, that's hilarious.

And saying that all non-elitists (aka the "SCUM of humanity", haha) look down on elitists is also quite ridiculous. Most people just don't give a shit one way or another. They are too busy leading their lives.

I can't seem to find 'lolzy' in my dictionary. I went to Insomnia to double check but it's not referenced there either. How confusing!

Can you bring up anything less important than that? You people really are running out of ideas!

This from the guy with terrible english, and who can only come up with "You use too many smilies". Even though your favorite buttbuddy uses smilies and "lol" quite reguarly. You should sign up for Icyclam's forum and then get banned. Or is it that you already have, and are still blindly following him?

[Taylor]

Posts are far too short, doesn’t use ‘lol’ as punctuation, and too fond of italics. Just some random guy who saw the thread linked on insomnia and decided to jump to his master’s protection. Using a pseudonym, of course, as icycalm might ban his knight in shining armour depending on how he goes about defending him. It’s a thankless job, but someone has to complain about wasting their time doing it.

Virtue is the same, only his lack of malice and substance make him completely ignorable.

[Momijitsuki]

Oh christ, I take a nap and wake up to this?

Lock thread, ban everyone who contributed to this debacle please.

See the little forum rat calling upon his superiors to drive the bad men away. Squeak squeak, you little shit! It's like a child shouting on his mother to get rid of the boogey man.

Quoth the fool who worships someone who bans people for petty nonsense, while spouting plenty of it of his own accord.

Fuck this stupid shit, someone hurry up and ban me. As an antagonist of stupidity I find this place far too enticing a target; I'm wasting too much time now, and risking utter intoxication to the point of blindness.

'Apotheosis of stupidity', rather...

[panda]

Isn't this a forum about shooty games? *peechooow peechooow*

(yes I am a female, you can tell by the poorly constructed post?)

*skulks off to wash dishes and cook the MAN'S dinner*


*OH SHIT MY WATERS HAVE JUST BROKEN!*

[Skykid]

Isn't this a forum about shooty games? *peechooow peechooow*

(yes I am a female, you can tell by the poorly constructed post?)

*skulks off to wash dishes and cook the MAN'S dinner*


*OH SHIT MY WATERS HAVE JUST BROKEN!*

That made me laugh.

[Gardenia]

*skulks off to wash dishes and cook the MAN'S dinner*

Good girl.

[Devil REI]

Isn't this a forum about shooty games? *peechooow peechooow*

(yes I am a female, you can tell by the poorly constructed post?)

*skulks off to wash dishes and cook the MAN'S dinner*


*OH SHIT MY WATERS HAVE JUST BROKEN!*

Hey we're supposed to have cocks in our mouths at all times when talking about vidjergames REMEMBER

[Mortificator]

Helpful hint, by the way -- if you wish to ever deceive others into believing you're an adult with even a semblance of intellectual credibility (for deception is all you can hope for), rather than the fucking windowlicker that you really are, cease the gratuitous use of retarded smileys.

I like that you say this while using cute little typefaces as a crutch for your writing. "Tee hee! The bold means I'm shouting!"

Since you seem to know Al well enough to have contracted his make-believe punctuation, tell us, does he still enjoy the child porn? It's good he has a healthy outlet for his contempt of adult women.

[icytard]

Hi, another Insomnia reader here (and spurious poster, but obviously under different nick).

It's quite obvious that "Gardenia" is Icy, if anyone is in doubt I thought we could start listing circumstantial evidence to this effect. I'll go first

Some obvious clues:

• Frequent use of word "retard" and derivatives
• Gratuitous use of double hyphen (--), which is part of his pathological (but failing) attempts to copy Nietzsche's style
• Gratuitous use of "lol" (in itself not Icy-specific, but the Icy-esque use makes it a tell)

More fun clues:

• Refering to people as "obscurantist":

It's almost a stereotype (of obscurantists, of charlatans, and the like)

See e.g. http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?p=10017#10017

• Threatening violence

Why is it I can determine from a simple forum post that I'd find immense satisfication in connecting my fist with your jaw?

See e.g. http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?p=5911#5911

• Other Icy favourite expression: "Quelle surprise"

Ring ring, Moral Brigade.

Quelle surprise!

See e.g.
http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?p=5894#5894
http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?p=8754#8754

• Referring to people as "rats"

See the little forum rat calling upon his superiors to drive the bad men away. Squeak squeak, you little shit!

See e.g. http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?p=10017#10017


That's a start, fill in more examples if you're so inclined.

Also: lol at the notion of Icy NOT following this thread religiously. He's even vacuuming Twitter for links to put in his vanity thread, for crying out loud.

Nice try, "Gardenia". FAIL.

[dcharlie]

Nice try Icytard - got to give you props on the attempted diversion by posting what is seemingly an Icycalm attack post in order to prolong this NPD sufferers thread. It's clear you are another Icycalm account.

[icytard]

Oh yeah, and here's one more thing I found on his forum.

http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?t=3021
"His email address is (removed here, but not on insomnia forum). Feel free to sign him up to any number of scat-porn or child pornography mailing lists. I bet he will learn more about the world from such images than from all the rubbish scribblings he has so far been filling his brain with."

The above is actually extra super hilarious, since it reveals what Icy imagines his readership to be: a bunch of scat-porn mailing list subscribers

[crithit5000]

Registered users: Acid King, Aisha, brentsg, BrianC, crithit5000, Google [Bot], icycalm's #1 fan, Momijitsuki, MSN [Bot], ncp, originalz, Rob, SnowKitty, Yahoo [Bot]

[Momijitsuki]

Seems like there's even more of a shitstorm in the forecast tonight.

[icycalm's #1 fan]

Also noticed someone mention Rev Stu - I would pay hard cash to see those two fighting in a thread.

So would I, although icycalm would obliterate him.

The funniest thing is how you idiots defending this shit don't even realise that you're effectively proving everybody else right.

The funniest thing is that it doesn't matter what retards think is right.

I still await anyone to come forth with a real critique of icy's writings. A critique, that is, which demonstrates a true understanding of said writings, and analyses them point-by-point to highlight their shortcomings. That is the only sort of post which can possibly hold any weight in this thread. Otherwise you're simply squealing like fucking children.

The problem here is barely anybody wishes to do so.

No one is capable of doing it anyway.

I haven't done an in-depth analysis on some guy's shit on the internet,

Like it matters.

*skulks off to wash dishes and cook the MAN'S dinner*

Knowing how incompetent women are these days, you'll likely screw that up too.

[mdl]

[Ed Oscuro]

lol

This guy are Icycalm.

[crithit5000]

Seems like there's even more of a shitstorm in the forecast tonight.

It's more of light shitdrizzle, really...none of these sockpuppets are as amusing as Sifl and Ollie.

[Momijitsuki]

At the very least, we can infer that icycalm and his brown-nosed circle jerk posse will never reproduce. Could this be the only imaginable benefit of misogyny?

[t0yrobo]

I'm a little disappointed, I was hoping for a few more pages of good trolling to look at when I got home from work, and they gave up already. That's a shame.

I take that back, you guys have really stepped it up.

[crithit5000]

At the very least, we can infer that icycalm and his brown-nosed circle jerk posse will never reproduce. Could this be the only imaginable benefit of misogyny?

icycalm: We cannot waste our precious semen on impregnating women, for it tastes too good

icycalm's #1 fan: >slurp<

[icycalm's #1 fan]

icycalm: We cannot waste our precious semen on impregnating women, for it tastes too good

icycalm's #1 fan: >slurp<

There's apparently at least one homosexual on this message board and his name is crithit5000.

[Udderdude]

Seems Icyclam has posted a somewhat reply-ish thing to his own thread.

http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?p=11597#11597
"Friedrich Nietzsche wrote: Do not forget! -- The higher we soar, the smaller we seem to those who cannot fly."

An inspiring quote from an amazing philosopher! And, it seems there's something else Nietzsche tells us we should not forget.

http://www.philosophicalmisadventures.com/?p=27
"You are going to women? Do not forget the whip!"

[Momijitsuki]

http://forum.insomnia.ac/viewtopic.php?p=11597#11597
"Friedrich Nietzsche wrote: Do not forget! -- The higher we soar, the smaller we seem to those who cannot fly."

Apparently someone hasn't read about Icarus.

The higher you soar, the farther you have to fall when your wings melt.

[crithit5000]

Guess I was right on that shitdrizzle forecast, as I expected at least some mild epicness from your response.

[Zeether]

This thread is awesome.

[Devil REI]

Wasn't there at least one gamer girl online that Icy was desparately trying to invade the panties of at one point? I remember him fawning over her like crazy.

EDIT: Found it.

You'd think that if you're insinuating donating millions to Cave that you could afford a quality hooker instead of trying to chase internet tail.

[mdl]

While it's clear he's aping his style quite well, it lacks a certian over-the-top douchebaggery that only Icyclam can truly satisfy me with.

"Packed with douchiness, Icycalm really satisfies"