What would YOU do?

[jonny5]

Not surprised to see j5 jump in with the first reply. He lives for these kind of hypotheticals.

lolz...i was waiting for you to respond....

[Daigohji]

I'd go into the bedroom and say, "I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but I have AIDS and now you do too."

[Jockel]

lol nice one.

[TLB]

I'd do something similar to jonny5's idea, actually. I don't even have to think; that kind of stuff just comes naturally. I'd be sure to either get them drunk or fucked up on some drugs before I killed them, though. That way it'd be even easier to pass it off as something I walked in on.

That or the AIDS thing first.

[RGC]

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[FRO]

Tell everybody to leave (yes, the girl, too) indefinitely.
-ud

WIN. Non-violence is always a good option.

[chempop]

The first step would be going to basement and cutting the power, the next step would involve a Katana... If this happened to me I'd end up spending a long ass time in prison... don't believe me? Take another look at my profile pic!

[jonny5]

take a look at my pic....i abolished slavery....

respect

[Never_Scurred]

take a look at my pic....i abolished slavery....

respect

Thanks.

[DEL]

FRO wrote;

WIN. Non-violence is always a good option.

Yes that's right, so it would be best to go German, Armin Miewes style.
Walk in to see your girl getting porked and some other guys in the living room playing your XBOX. Calmly walk to the kitchen and choose a couple of small sharp kitchen knives. Subdue them with a few friendly stabs then cut off their Johnsons.
Pop the Johnsons on a baking tray and roast with sage & onion stuffing for 20 mins at 195 degrees until golden brown. Take them out of the oven and make sure to fricassee the balls until crunchy. Then serve with a sprig of parsley (no need to add cumin, obviously).

and Enjoy

[Lordstar]

Any woman I choose to live with would never do that too me so i never have to face this.

But It would be like yeah all get out my house inc the woman. if they refused I would call the police tell them i think one of them has a gun.
In the UK that usually get the police round pretty quickly.

[Lordstar]

Yeah when i found out my last Ex was cheating on me even thoughh the guy never came in to my house I bined all my linning which she had slept in and bought new stuff just becuase I wanted her out. Disenfected the mattress and the first chace i got bought a whole new bed and mattress like two weeks later. Becuase that skank had been in it.

[Dragoforce]

First I would drive to the pank and take out all my money. After that i'd drive home, change sex and beat the crap out of everyone while they were moving slow.

[jonny5]

take a look at my pic....i abolished slavery....

respect

Thanks.

i dunno what thats supposed to mean?

[TLB]

First I would drive to the pank and take out all my money. After that i'd drive home, change sex and beat the crap out of everyone while they were moving slow.

Even when I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, it still sounds cool.

[jonny5]

First I would drive to the pank and take out all my money. After that i'd drive home, change sex and beat the crap out of everyone while they were moving slow.

Even when I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, it still sounds cool.

i think he is making a galuda reference

[TLB]

DUH, I was like "What the hell, is he gonna cut hi-" and it never even occurred to me...

[kozo]

i think he is making a galuda reference

Excellent! Had to think about that for a sec.

[Alien Soldier]

stab everybody(including the chic) the fuck up then shoot the dude banging the chic....

wipe the knife down and put it in dudes hand....call the cops and say you came home to a bloodbath, caught the dude who did it, and had to shoot him.....

problem solved.....

or leave out the police and clean up yourself....you will need several packs of heavy duty garbage bags, some pepper spray and a hack saw.....

first you will have to drain them of fluids....hang upside down and slit wrists and throat

cut everything down to small manageable pieces(split at joints etc.), bag once each piece, spray bag in pepper spray, bag again....

disperse bags in public waste receptacles spread over a large area.....if you cant get rid of them immediately, make sure to freeze them to slowdown decomposition

Too much hassle, bring the dead bodys to a piggery and you're done, they will eat absolutly everything, even the baggies or carpets you put them in.

[jonny5]

stab everybody(including the chic) the fuck up then shoot the dude banging the chic....

wipe the knife down and put it in dudes hand....call the cops and say you came home to a bloodbath, caught the dude who did it, and had to shoot him.....

problem solved.....

or leave out the police and clean up yourself....you will need several packs of heavy duty garbage bags, some pepper spray and a hack saw.....

first you will have to drain them of fluids....hang upside down and slit wrists and throat

cut everything down to small manageable pieces(split at joints etc.), bag once each piece, spray bag in pepper spray, bag again....

disperse bags in public waste receptacles spread over a large area.....if you cant get rid of them immediately, make sure to freeze them to slowdown decomposition

Too much hassle, bring the dead bodys to a piggery and you're done, they will eat absolutly everything, even the baggies or carpets you put them in.

i live in downtown toronto...and i dont drive....not too many piggerys around here

lots of public garbage cans and dumpsers tho

[TLB]

To add to mine/jonny5's, you gotta make sure you blare either the Garegga Stage 2 BGM or Stab and Stomp. This is very important.

[Alien Soldier]

stab everybody(including the chic) the fuck up then shoot the dude banging the chic....

wipe the knife down and put it in dudes hand....call the cops and say you came home to a bloodbath, caught the dude who did it, and had to shoot him.....

problem solved.....

or leave out the police and clean up yourself....you will need several packs of heavy duty garbage bags, some pepper spray and a hack saw.....

first you will have to drain them of fluids....hang upside down and slit wrists and throat

cut everything down to small manageable pieces(split at joints etc.), bag once each piece, spray bag in pepper spray, bag again....

disperse bags in public waste receptacles spread over a large area.....if you cant get rid of them immediately, make sure to freeze them to slowdown decomposition

Too much hassle, bring the dead bodys to a piggery and you're done, they will eat absolutly everything, even the baggies or carpets you put them in.

i live in downtown toronto...and i dont drive....not too many piggerys around here

lots of public garbage cans and dumpsers tho

Well, no dead bodys = no murderer but if you want to take a chance with the dumpsters, go for it. This is sad though because the pigs won't taste as good

[DEL]

Lordstar wrote;

Any woman I choose to live with would never do that too me so i never have to face this.

Then contradicted himself with;

Yeah when i found out my last Ex was cheating on me even thoughh the guy never came in to my house I bined all my linning which she had slept in and bought new stuff just becuase I wanted her out.

[Jockel]

Lordstar wrote;

Any woman I choose to live with would never do that too me so i never have to face this.

Then contradicted himself with;

Yeah when i found out my last Ex was cheating on me even thoughh the guy never came in to my house I bined all my linning which she had slept in and bought new stuff just becuase I wanted her out.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3336752

[BIL]

To add to mine/jonny5's, you gotta make sure you blare either the Garegga Stage 2 BGM

That would be the funkiest multiple homicide ever!

[jonny5]

nah...deathsmiles boss theme

[Khan]

I would probably drug the 3 in the room knocking them unconcious then proceed to the bedroom and kick the guy diggin my wife unconcious then I would proceed to my wife and then strap on a sheet made of sand paper with bits of glass glued onto it and that thing would be glued onto my penis and then violenty sex her up with it, probably by the time im done she would never be able to have sex again. Then tie her up and lock her in my cellar.

I would then go tie all those fuckers up and load them into a van then drive to an abandoned warehouse 100 or so miles away around 2am then tie them all onto chairs in different areas of the warehouse I would ask the 3 guys if they knew anything and if I suspected they did they would get tortured otherwise if they were innocent i would leave them tied up for a while. I would turn my attention to the guy digging my wife and ask if he knew she was married and if he was sorry, if he knew I would blind fold him use anaesthetic on his groin and cut his penis off and slowly cook it with extra virgin olive oil and force feed him it while slowly listening to Song bird by Kenny G.

If he genuinly didnt know I would just rough him up and let it be known that he checks out who he fucks from now on, then while hes unconcious piss on him and tie him up so that he can only crawl

Next I would drop those 3 guys a knife around 50 foot from their location and tell them they need to crawl or shuffle the chair to that direction to release themselves.

Then make my way back home and interrogate my wife into handing me her cards and any money she has then pack my shit and get out of town for good but not before screwing her sister.

Yes Im a sick fuck.

[Super Laydock]

Jeez, you are some sick fucks.

What's wrong with calmly rescuing the discs they're not playing, putting the building on fire and then getting a beer?

[TLB]

:shock: Jeez, you are some sick fucks.

What's wrong with calmly rescuing the discs they're not playing, putting the building on fire and then getting a beer? :?

I like this idea, too :)

[Skykid]

In my head I'd hear a voice, and that voice would say "Action".

Then I'd shoot the place up until everything was crispy.