What would YOU do?

[Never_Scurred]

So yeah.. you come home from a hard day of work doing 8 hours to some dudes you don't know sitting on your couch, playing your games, beating your high score and shit...and main guy in this malarky is in your room digging up in your woman's guts getting your linens dirty...


what the fuck do you do?

I know most of yall wanna be tough...but remember, 3 or 4 of his boys are in the living room, scratching up your rare game discs, and manhandling your PCB's, while another guy is making a profile on your 360/PS3/Wii... and the other cat is fucking your girl...


Will you take the fail like a man? or do you call next on the controller and wait for the fool to finish digging your woman out in your room while looking up cheat codes for the guys on GameFaqs?

[jonny5]

stab everybody(including the chic) the fuck up then shoot the dude banging the chic....

wipe the knife down and put it in dudes hand....call the cops and say you came home to a bloodbath, caught the dude who did it, and had to shoot him.....

problem solved.....

or leave out the police and clean up yourself....you will need several packs of heavy duty garbage bags, some pepper spray and a hack saw.....

first you will have to drain them of fluids....hang upside down and slit wrists and throat

cut everything down to small manageable pieces(split at joints etc.), bag once each piece, spray bag in pepper spray, bag again....

disperse bags in public waste receptacles spread over a large area.....if you cant get rid of them immediately, make sure to freeze them to slowdown decomposition

[kernow]

Go out for a beer.

[Never_Scurred]

Go out for a beer.

Funny you should say that....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbWUBZv ... r_embedded

[ASK]

stab everybody(including the chic) the fuck up then shoot the dude banging the chic....

wipe the knife down and put it in dudes hand....call the cops and say you came home to a bloodbath, caught the dude who did it, and had to shoot him.....

problem solved.....

or leave out the police and clean up yourself....you will need several packs of heavy duty garbage bags, some pepper spray and a hack saw.....

first you will have to drain them of fluids....hang upside down and slit wrists and throat

cut everything down to small manageable pieces(split at joints etc.), bag once each piece, spray bag in pepper spray, bag again....

disperse bags in public waste receptacles spread over a large area.....if you cant get rid of them immediately, make sure to freeze them to slowdown decomposition

I'm skipping the next shmupmeet dude

[jonny5]

stab everybody(including the chic) the fuck up then shoot the dude banging the chic....

wipe the knife down and put it in dudes hand....call the cops and say you came home to a bloodbath, caught the dude who did it, and had to shoot him.....

problem solved.....

or leave out the police and clean up yourself....you will need several packs of heavy duty garbage bags, some pepper spray and a hack saw.....

first you will have to drain them of fluids....hang upside down and slit wrists and throat

cut everything down to small manageable pieces(split at joints etc.), bag once each piece, spray bag in pepper spray, bag again....

disperse bags in public waste receptacles spread over a large area.....if you cant get rid of them immediately, make sure to freeze them to slowdown decomposition

I'm skipping the next shmupmeet dude

what? nobody else thinks about this stuff?

never hurts to be prepared

plus it was a pretty outlandish initial question posed by the OP.....i answered in kind......

worry not sir

[undamned]

Tell everybody to leave (yes, the girl, too) indefinitely.
-ud

[Jockel]

Tough shit man.
Whenever you're in germany, i'll get you a crate of beer and drink it with you.
I would love to say some cool one-liner, but i think in your position i would just have cried.

Dude...

[jonny5]

Tough shit man.
Whenever you're in germany, i'll get you a crate of beer and drink it with you.
I would love to say some cool one-liner, but i think in your position i would just have cried.

Dude...

seriously, you come home to strangers chilling in your place using your shit, one of whom is banging your g/f and your reaction is to cry?

man up dude!

i would go fucking ballistic!!

[Jockel]

Tough shit man.
Whenever you're in germany, i'll get you a crate of beer and drink it with you.
I would love to say some cool one-liner, but i think in your position i would just have cried.

Dude...

seriously, you come home to strangers chilling in your place using your shit, one of whom is banging your g/f and your reaction is to cry?

AFTER i got rid of them. But i must admit i'd do that with a emotionless poker face.
I'd just tell them to leave instantly and if they wouldn't i'd phone in the cops.
Violence gets you nowhere... and if theres 4 or 5 of them i wouldn't even try.

[Never_Scurred]

AFTER i got rid of them. But i must admit i'd do that with a emotionless poker face.
I'd just tell them to leave instantly and if they wouldn't i'd phone in the cops.
Violence gets you nowhere... and if theres 4 or 5 of them i wouldn't even try.

LOL
I'd be like, "Yo, why you trippin, mane? Lemme jus finish this mission an i'm up...Here, "passes Jockel a beer from his fridge", sit yo ass down an have a beer..."

[Jockel]

I think you kinda missunderstood me, that doesn't mean i am not boiling inside.
I guess i just work different than most people. If i'm really angry i'm a sick psycho fuck.

[Never_Scurred]

Tough shit man.
Whenever you're in germany, i'll get you a crate of beer and drink it with you.
I would love to say some cool one-liner, but i think in your position i would just have cried.

Dude...

seriously, you come home to strangers chilling in your place using your shit, one of whom is banging your g/f and your reaction is to cry?

man up dude!

i would go fucking ballistic!!

Jonny's real reaction....In Pictures



followed by....



Meanwhile, the dudes in the house are like....

[Skykid]

I'd get Hard Boiled on their ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bozxgVQ9m0

[Never_Scurred]

I'd get Hard Boiled on their ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bozxgVQ9m0

@ Skykid going in co-op mode!

+10 for mentioning Hard Boiled.

[jonny5]

seriously tho....did this actually happen to you?

[captpain]

I would rape every single one of them at gunpoint.

[Never_Scurred]

seriously tho....did this actually happen to you?

No, not me, but a coworker of mine. He came home one day and checked his 360 and there was a new account on there besides his.
He had been leery about his girlfriend's shenanigans since she be acting funny style when he comes home from work and shit amongst other things. Not to mention he had three new achievements on a game he hadn't even started playing yet.

[Never_Scurred]

I would rape every single one of them at gunpoint.

no homo?

[emphatic]

I would make them rape each other at gunpoint then post the video online.

^^fixed?

[Ed Oscuro]

Make a point of raping the gun online with video.

...That sounds like something out of The Exorcist, doesn't it?

[captpain]

It's not gay if it's rape with the purpose of teaching a valuable life lesson.

[Never_Scurred]

It's not gay if it's rape with the purpose of teaching a valuable life lesson.

So, the thought of teaching four young strapping black men a "lesson" gets your dick hard?
Wouldn't that be a little messy?

[Sparky]

Exactly. Then the guy would know what it feels like to be...

[Never_Scurred]

What I would do...

Get all the guys at gun point (with some assistance from an outside party, mind you)

Shake 'em all down for whatever is in their pockets.

Then i'd make all the guys take turns pissing and shitting on the woman.

Then, i'd take a pitcher, pee in it, mix it with water and make all of them drink it while playing DOJ. If they lose, they have to chug down a shot glass of pisswater and try again.

EDIT: while videotaped, of course.

[Specineff]

I'd go "Seven" on them. Either by skipping some sins or tacking two on the same guy.

Or, get out, fill one of those pumps used to spray insecticide with gasoline, douse them, and set them on fire. Then play Ieva's Polka as they frantically try to extinguish themselves.

[Jockel]

seriously tho....did this actually happen to you?

No, not me...

Cancel that beer

[charlie chong]

I'M UPSET COS I JUST WASHED THEM SHEETS YESTERDAY

[DEL]

Never_Scurred wrote;

No, not me, but a coworker of mine. He came home one day and checked his 360 and there was a new account on there besides his.He had been leery about his girlfriend's shenanigans since she be acting funny style when he comes home from work and shit amongst other things. Not to mention he had three new achievements on a game he hadn't even started playing yet.

^Nice to see you've got your priorities right Mentioning the games console, not the guy screwing your friend's girl?!

Let me get this straight:- Did he come home to see new accounts on his XBOX only?
OR
Did all that sex and madness really happen?

[RGC]

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