A hypothetical situation.

[lgb]

Let's say that you're walking down the street and some guy comes up out of nowhere with a deprecated cutting weapon (sword, axe, etc) and slices one of your legs off. No fuss, no muss; it just happens.

What would you do?

[Elixir]

probably die

[Herr Schatten]

Are you bored?

[RGB]

He was bored. Now he wants to know the consequences of his brutal act.

[PC Engine Fan X!]

Watch the "Crazy 88 Gang" fight scene with Beatrice as the ultimate killing machine in Quentin Tarantino's Kill Bill Vol. 1 and you'll find the answer to that pressing question. The MMPA would have given the USA theatrical version of KB Vol. 1 an NC-17 rating if Mr. Tarantino didn't show that blood carnage fight scene in "black and white" type of aesthetics/montage for an more acceptable "R" rating release. The Japanese DVD & Blu-Ray versions of the same film has it shown in glorious full color anyways as the director intended it to be shown. ^_~

In reality, if said victim doesn't recieve immediate medical attention to stop the massive blood loss from sudden loss of a leg, eventual death is immenent. An emergency torniquet would be needed to be applied to the upper leg portion to stop the rapid loss of blood...just plain common sense and a cool head just might save the victim's life.

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

[Ed Oscuro]

I doubt a tourniquet wouldn't do very much with a major artery severed like that. You'd have to park a truck on it or something.

Anyway, why is the sword "deprecated?" Does the assailant make fun of the sword while he uses it: "Curse you Demon-Slayer, no matter how many legs you sever you'll still be only half the sword Betsy was pitted and with the grip wrapped in electrical tape?" Does the manufacturer recommend using the light cycle program to kill random passers-by instead?

As long as he didn't cut off my nuts like crazy Joseph Lister would, I think I'd be okay. Carry the leg to my car, drive to the hospital, get better. Otherwise I'd use my deprecated dick to beat the guy to death and then drive to the hospital.

[PC Engine Fan X!]

Ed, you crack me up with your unique brand of humor. Lol This is another one of these crazy threads. ^_~

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

[Specineff]

I'd either pass out of the pain, or get through such an enraged rush that would end up making a pretzel out of the assailant, and asphyxiate him using his own testicles as a gobstopper if it's a man. If a woman, my testicles would be the gobstopper, then.

[The n00b]

It just wouldn't happen. I would have immediately blocked the slash with my lightsaber.

[Super Laydock]

Let's say that you're walking down the street and some guy comes up out of nowhere with a deprecated cutting weapon (sword, axe, etc) and slices one of your legs off. No fuss, no muss; it just happens.

What would you do?

Continue

It would be merely a scratch.

[Ruldra]

Wield your severed leg like a club and beat the crap out of him.

[Specineff]

It just wouldn't happen. I would have immediately blocked the slash with my lightsaber.

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It would be merely a scratch.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CLwxObfaNE&NR=1

[UnscathedFlyingObject]

My friend's boss cut his thumb off accidentally while using a rotating circle-blade machine for cutting wood. He lost consciousness, so you pussies would be screaming like a bunch of chickens.

[null1024]

I'd cry like a bleeding whore. Then I'd just die.

And then my soul would stay on this earth, making my attacker go mad, driving him to drown puppies... wait, no, I'd have him kill himself instead.
Or maybe make him kill himself AFTER drowning puppies. Glee!

[0ccamsRazor]

probably die

[Sandlegs]

It would be merely a scratch.

Yeah i would black knight that shit.

[third_strike]

Let's say that you're walking down the street and some guy comes up out of nowhere with a deprecated cutting weapon (sword, axe, etc) and slices one of your legs off. No fuss, no muss; it just happens.

What would you do?

This is hard, I prefer know about one easiest situation like:

you're walking down the street and some guy comes up out of nowhere with a gun and say:
- Give your ass or die!
Then, what you do?
You are ready to die?
Only remember you have only one life
Cool!

[TMR]

Let's say that you're walking down the street and some guy comes up out of nowhere with a deprecated cutting weapon (sword, axe, etc) and slices one of your legs off. No fuss, no muss; it just happens.

What would you do?

Fall over.

[Acid King]

Drink a lot of beer and stay out all night.

[BulletMagnet]

Make a new "Mike's Hard Lemonade" commercial.