Another day, another faux celebrity dies...Billy Mays too

[Ed Oscuro]

Article here, possibly related to a rough landing Saturday...

"All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping," MyFox Tampa Bay quoted him as saying. "It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head."

Maybe not so hard as he thought.

RIP thumbs-up pitchman!

[BulletMagnet]

I'd heard about that bump on the head too - it reminds me of that one woman and that skiing accident, which she originally thought was no big deal but eventually ended up killing her. No idea if this is the case for Bill, but I guess they'll get to finding out...

[Udderdude]

Next thing you know, the Shamwow guy will wind up dead in a gutter with a rag stuffed in his mouth, a rope around his neck and a bottle of cheap whiskey.

[Lordstar]

Next thing you know, the Shamwow guy will wind up dead in a gutter with a rag stuffed in his mouth, a rope around his neck and a bottle of cheap whiskey.

with a wedge full of hookers numbers in his hand. Oh for the love of god dont forget the hookers

[Lordstar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2P ... r_embedded

[StoofooEsq]

Even if it happened afterwards, Billy Mays' death won't get much press thanks (mostly) to Michael Jackson's Posthumous Media Coverage Cockblock.

[Elixir]

This whole celebrity death bandwagon is getting old really fast.

[Udderdude]

This whole celebrity death bandwagon is getting old really fast.

Maybe they should stop dying, then.

[Ed Oscuro]

Next thing you know, the Shamwow guy will wind up dead in a gutter with a rag stuffed in his mouth, a rope around his neck and a bottle of cheap whiskey.

Lynching? I thought they packed him off to jail.

"You'll love my nuts!"

[Vexorg]

At this rate, this week's tabloids are going to be as thick as a Sears Catalog.