the awesomely bad movies thread

charlie chong · Post by **charlie chong** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:28 pm

powerfuran wrote: Seems like those movie were consistently made from pieces of asian movies + new scenes. .

exactly right..godfrey just cut n pasted the movies together and redubbed for maximum lolz.even the soundtracks are on some total cut n paste madness.

trivial · Post by **trivial** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:30 pm

If The Original Season of Star Trek deserved an HD-DVD box set, then Plan 9 deserved a videodisc. With commentary by John Waters and Johnny Depp as themselves, and Leo DiCaprio as Arnie Grape.

charlie chong · Post by **charlie chong** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:32 pm

i would rather a commentary by bella lugossi

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:47 pm

the bronx warriors was actually ok

powerfuran · Post by **powerfuran** » Mon May 25, 2009 2:15 pm

charlie chong wrote:
powerfuran wrote: Seems like those movie were consistently made from pieces of asian movies + new scenes. .
exactly right..godfrey just cut n pasted the movies together and redubbed for maximum lolz.even the soundtracks are on some total cut n paste madness.

One more thing. As far as the italian version of those movies, some of them were voice-dubbed by the same voice actors who did the italian version of Hokuto no Ken anime. That just added more lolzorz

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Mon May 25, 2009 6:20 pm

Limbrooke wrote: That Piano Killer movie looks bad alright, but funny bad, not awful bad. Hakaider looks interesting too.

funny bad is what i was going for with this thread. piano killer looks mighty promising.

@ jonny5

I've been meaning to see swim team vs the undead but never got around to it, thanks for the reminder

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Mon May 25, 2009 7:07 pm

its well worth a watch.....especially if you enjoy over the top gore flix and generally odd horror

did i mention the 10minute lesbian sex scene....complete with full on finger banging(off camera)

bonus

Gozer · Post by **Gozer** » Mon May 25, 2009 8:21 pm

0ccamsRazor wrote:Troll 2 - OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

I can't stop watching that.

I would have to recommend The Pit.

Chi_Ryu · Post by **Chi_Ryu** » Tue May 26, 2009 6:16 am

charlie chong wrote:BAD OR GOOD YOO DECIDE???

Ah yeah - you beat me to it! Total classic, and the best/worst of the Godfrey Ho/Joseph Lai ninja film "cut and shuts."

On the topic of Ninja Terminator...

Ninja Terminator: How Richard Harrison deals with arguments
The "drunken crab" scene

TripleA · Post by **TripleA** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:13 am

Undefeatable is a Funny Movie. I have seen it Complete. Its with da legendary Cynthia Rothrock

Cmon this Movie is a Laugh worth

Watch Godfrey Ho Ninja Movies and you will die

This Movies are bad but really really funny. Teleport Ninjas you will see all

Like Naruto Ninjas but bader with really bad effects

OH YEAH NINJA Terminator this is one of this Classics

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:33 am

heat was pretty good too..... Confused

Yawn inducing stuff.

The Godfather, huh?

I accidentally paused it and didn't even notice for about ten minutes.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Wed May 27, 2009 7:02 pm

charlie chong wrote:BAD OR GOOD YOO DECIDE???

Charles Bronson?

Also, that reminds me that somebody put up a Bronson (as his character from the Death Wish movies) vs. Jason video on Youtube, very polished actually. Funny as hell too.

Anyway, back to the ninja movie - there is a movie called The Ninja Mission from about 1982 which I want to see, but can't find.

captpain · Post by **captpain** » Wed May 27, 2009 7:47 pm

You guys should check out the Rifftrax for Troll 2. Very funny.

Chi_Ryu · Post by **Chi_Ryu** » Wed May 27, 2009 8:01 pm

No, that's the almighty Richard Harrison, not Charlie boy.

Ed Oscuro wrote:Anyway, back to the ninja movie - there is a movie called The Ninja Mission from about 1982 which I want to see, but can't find.

You mean the one with Bo Munthe (one of the original Bujinkan trained Gaijin back in the '80s)? It was out in 1984, and is crap, tbh (I used to own it - and a dozen other ninja movies - on VHS).

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Wed May 27, 2009 8:24 pm

Yeah, I could see it would be from the trailer, but it'd probably still be more fun than what I've been watching lately

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Wed May 27, 2009 9:33 pm

Lee Van Cleef starred in some great ninja movies in the 80's as well. Lot's of screaming in slow motion while jumping off hood's of cars. I've never thought that it'd take him 30 seconds to get of said hood, but he successfully did just that.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Wed May 27, 2009 10:19 pm

emphatic wrote:Lee Van Cleef starred in some great ninja movies in the 80's as well. Lot's of screaming in slow motion while jumping off hood's of cars. I've never thought that it'd take him 30 seconds to get of said hood, but he successfully did just that.

Names?! I must have names.

Lee Van Cleef...I got so excited that I typed "nam3s" with an 3.
MUST HAVE

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Wed May 27, 2009 10:41 pm

Ed Oscuro wrote:
emphatic wrote:Lee Van Cleef starred in some great ninja movies in the 80's as well. Lot's of screaming in slow motion while jumping off hood's of cars. I've never thought that it'd take him 30 seconds to get of said hood, but he successfully did just that.
Names?! I must have names.

Lee Van Cleef...I got so excited that I typed "nam3s" with an 3.
MUST HAVE

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086756/

Dragoforce · Post by **Dragoforce** » Wed May 27, 2009 11:04 pm

Me and some friends watched the two raptor island movies this weekend. There is absolutly no way to describe them. A high school student could have done it better. But they are extremly funny indeed:

Raptor Island: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0401742/

Raptor Island 2 (Planet Raptor) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460912/

powerfuran · Post by **powerfuran** » Thu May 28, 2009 9:51 am

Ticks.

Starring Alfonso Ribeiro.
Do you need anything more?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108339/

But my personal preference goes to FROGS.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068615/
Montage is horrible to say the least. So horrible I actually laughed to death while watching it.

You don't have to be too patient while watching it to understand that: you get the opening TWICE.

Also Night of the bloody ape is a "masterpiece" among bad movies.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063090/

The plot doesn't make any sense, and a couple shots (the capturing of the gorilla at the zoo and the surgery) are over the top.

Gotta watch Raptor Island

charlie chong · Post by **charlie chong** » Thu May 28, 2009 10:00 am

terrible overacting ,street punks with nunchuks and shurikens ,a deranged baddie called bonecrusher and a dad who injects heroin between his toes and bashes rats with a baseball bat.

what more do you want??

heavymetalme · Post by **heavymetalme** » Thu May 28, 2009 4:06 pm

I have a YouTube channel dedicated to this kind of shit...

http://www.youtube.com/user/videodebris

My personal favorite though would be ELVES...

"Explanation for Nazi Elves Who Mate w/ Virgins"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v4XsXIteYo

PC Engine Fan X! · Post by **PC Engine Fan X!** » Thu May 28, 2009 6:33 pm

powerfuran wrote:Ticks.

Starring Alfonso Ribeiro.
Do you need anything more?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108339/

Yeah, I remember renting Ticks on VHS format at my local Hollywood USA rental place. The Ticks special effect are worth watching just alone but when the Alfonso Ribeiro character ends up getting chomped on by a big-ass monster sized tick, the shit hits the fan. ^_~

Another bad horror film that's kinda campy is Bubba Ho-Tep with an Elvis impersonator going at it against a mummy called Ho-Tep. Crazy shit happens when the two get together and start duking it. ^_~

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Thu May 28, 2009 6:38 pm

i didnt even realize it was bruce campbell until the credits

great flick.....

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Thu May 28, 2009 8:24 pm

Dead Clowns. Don't bother with it, the shit wasn't even funny, just terrible.

Blackenstein. bottom line worst movie I've ever seen. This was the only movie i COULDN'T sit through, i had to fast forward through parts of it. some big black guy gets injected with some crazy ass white guys...um...blood i guess? and then goes ape shit and walks across a laboratory for 15mins and then kills some people by grabbing them and then, wait, I can't ruin movies, no matter how bad they are. someone would have been upset.

Blackula on the other, i can say is a decent respectable movie. LOL'd pretty hard when he threw an empty barrel at someone from a second story and knocked them down.

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:29 pm

scariest shit I've ever seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOBCMoDG ... -fresh+div

PC Engine Fan X! · Post by **PC Engine Fan X!** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:04 pm

nash87 wrote:scariest shit I've ever seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOBCMoDG ... -fresh+div

Yeah, that weird Japanese crazy horror flick by the name of "House" came out in 1977 and it was shown on The Sundance Channel in it's entirety recently. I did catch the last 10 minutes of it and it was quite tame and mellow to what came before it. House's ending credits was trippy to watch as well. ^_~

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

ROBOTRON · Post by **ROBOTRON** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:06 pm

blair witch project.

- Pfft!

whoozwah · Post by **whoozwah** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:36 pm

Redneck Zombies
Die, You Zombie Bastards!
Dead and Breakfast
Dead-Alive
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:02 pm

Wow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvPvfVOUV8