the awesomely bad movies thread

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Sun May 24, 2009 7:28 am

first up is: Undefeatable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

After sitting through this movie, this fight scene isn't the funniest/worst part the rape topped all of it by far.

I've started a couple other threads on bad movies (Tokyo Gore Police and Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer) and figured it would be better to stick with one thread for all of them instead of clouding the forums with a new thread for every jawsome movie i find and need to share here.

enjoy

Post by **undamned** » Sun May 24, 2009 7:51 am

Star Crash [/thread]
-ud

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:03 am

nash87 wrote:first up is: Undefeatable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY

"Keep an eye out for ya!"

KBZ · Post by **KBZ** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:08 am

I'm a big fan of Street Fighter the Movie

Damocles · Post by **Damocles** » Sun May 24, 2009 8:17 am

Why does that one dude look like a coked-out Adrian Paul?

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Sun May 24, 2009 9:12 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q88Rp3Cm-uc

Mero · Post by **Mero** » Sun May 24, 2009 12:18 pm

Shark Attack 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7OsBEwsu-E

A strong contender for worst film of all time, i'm so proud to own this bad boy on DVD

0ccamsRazor · Post by **0ccamsRazor** » Sun May 24, 2009 3:18 pm

Troll 2 - OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

RGB · Post by **RGB** » Sun May 24, 2009 3:31 pm

This hasn't been released yet, but even a trailer for this movie is utterly hilarious - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

edit: apparently it's out now.

FIL · Post by **FIL** » Sun May 24, 2009 3:56 pm

I actually imported this from the USA

Zaarock · Post by **Zaarock** » Sun May 24, 2009 4:49 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx7PYAAOwxE&fmt=18 <- best final fighting scene ever

evil_ash_xero · Post by **evil_ash_xero** » Sun May 24, 2009 5:00 pm

Well, Gymkata of course.

PC Engine Fan X! · Post by **PC Engine Fan X!** » Sun May 24, 2009 5:50 pm

Here's another cool film trailer for a new zombie film called Colin. It's been said that the film makers used Myspace to ask for others to pose as zombie extras for their 15 seconds of fame:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkJZ3FlOWeM

It hasn't made it's debut on the big screen yet and looks rather interesting. ^_~

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Sun May 24, 2009 5:53 pm

check out attack girls swim team vs the undead if you liked tokyo gore police....i believe its done by the same people.....

its awesome....

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Sun May 24, 2009 6:03 pm

Killer piano from the movie Hausu.

Davey · Post by **Davey** » Sun May 24, 2009 6:29 pm

I have some friends that really like shitty movies, but I feel more like the guy in this Onion article anymore.

KindGrind · Post by **KindGrind** » Sun May 24, 2009 6:34 pm

Wow, that Killer Piano thing is pretty terrible.

I remember watching Ankle Biters a few years back. Was quite amazed to see a copy of it at my local video store. Basically, the story revolves around midget vampires.

Damocles · Post by **Damocles** » Sun May 24, 2009 6:42 pm

CIT wrote:Killer piano from the movie Hausu.

I accidentally recorded that when finding episodes of House M.D. I managed to get through the whole thing but...damn. The subtitles were awesomely bad, however.

dpful · Post by **dpful** » Sun May 24, 2009 6:52 pm

100 million B.C.

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Sun May 24, 2009 11:47 pm

The Perfect Storm
Live Free or Die Hard
The Day After Tomorrow
Transformers
Charlie's Angels
X-Men 1-3
Heat
Collateral
The Godfather

Etc, etc.

No_not_like_Quake · Post by **No_not_like_Quake** » Mon May 25, 2009 2:03 am

This movie is good for a laugh (they nuke Baghdad because all the US forces are uh... somewhere else):

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158583/

captpain · Post by **captpain** » Mon May 25, 2009 3:01 am

I'm a big-time MST3K junkie, so I'll say... every MST3K-riffed movie.

A few of the worst (and consequently, funniest):
The Final Sacrifice
Manos, Hands of Fate (HORRIBLE and tough to sit through even with the relentlessly funny riffing)
The Creeping Terror

Limbrooke · Post by **Limbrooke** » Mon May 25, 2009 3:22 am

The original "Clash of the Titans" is a real piece of garbage.
"The Forbidden Kingdom", one fight scene aside, also wasn't good.

That Piano Killer movie looks bad alright, but funny bad, not awful bad. Hakaider looks interesting too.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Mon May 25, 2009 3:55 am

No_not_like_Quake wrote:This movie is good for a laugh (they nuke Baghdad because all the US forces are uh... somewhere else):

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0158583/

My god, whoever wrote the "Factual Errors" section for that movie is a factual error themselves.

KBZ · Post by **KBZ** » Mon May 25, 2009 8:38 am

Luckily Bison has driven me crazy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rgh-7a03lE

KindGrind · Post by **KindGrind** » Mon May 25, 2009 11:11 am

Skykid wrote:The Perfect Storm
Live Free or Die Hard
The Day After Tomorrow
Transformers
Charlie's Angels
X-Men 1-3
Heat
Collateral
The Godfather

Etc, etc.

The Godfather, huh?

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Mon May 25, 2009 12:15 pm

heat was pretty good too.....

charlie chong · Post by **charlie chong** » Mon May 25, 2009 12:25 pm

BAD OR GOOD YOO DECIDE???

powerfuran · Post by **powerfuran** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:15 pm

Richard Harrison's Ninja series wins the thread.
A friend and I joined together while we were in college and got hold of all episodes. And all the Godfrey Ho's movie.

Seems like those movie were consistently made from pieces of asian movies + new scenes. The overall look was BAD and the ninjas' stunt were BAD as well. But I had so much fun watching them. A couple beers, some good friends and a Ninja Commandments vhs always made a great evening.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Mon May 25, 2009 1:25 pm

Though the first is bad too, this is even more bad(ass)

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