Amsterdamn....sex...self indulgence...your take

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:56 pm

Jockel wrote:No. We germans are enforced by law to only masturbate to pictures of Eva Braun.

So say, if the case was that I wasn't German... it might be wrong to masturbate to these pics?

pm me with links please!

[/total fuck up mode]

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Tue May 19, 2009 12:58 pm

Actually there is a nude film of Eva Braun:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/720712/nude_eva_braun/

Not that hot tho, imo.

D · Post by D » Tue May 19, 2009 1:08 pm

CIT wrote:Plus there are websites and magazines with reviews and stuff, so I believe you can make an informed decision, if you are so inclined.

Damn, I'm actually interested now.
Down boy, down!
How about making porn and then on the web and then you can F*** your favorite prostitute!
I'm in the wrong business.
Years ago this thread would have been locked in an instant with the comment:
-this is going nowhere
-I read the posts, I had enough

SharkSkin-Man · Post by **SharkSkin-Man** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:15 pm

D wrote: Damn, I'm actually interested now.
Down boy, down!
How about making porn and then on the web and then you can F*** your favorite prostitute!

There are quite a few porn stars who offer out their er...services to Joe Public through escorting agencies. (Apparently. So I've been told etc.)

Michaelm · Post by **Michaelm** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:18 pm

I see no problem in paying for sex.
Overall I think prostitutes are more respectable persons then any politician or businessman.
In fact it's the oldest job on the planet so pay a little respect to the pioneers of getting paid.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:22 pm

CIT wrote:Actually there is a nude film of Eva Braun:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/720712/nude_eva_braun/

Not that hot tho, imo.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I am not damaging my brain more than it is already. (relatively speaking)

Sometimes there are thing which you ask for but don´t really want.
This is such a case.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:23 pm

Michaelm wrote:In fact it's the oldest job on the planet so pay a little respect to the pioneers of getting laid.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:24 pm

Jockel wrote:
Michaelm wrote:In fact it's the oldest job on the planet so pay a little respect to the pioneers of getting laid.

that was just too easy.

Michaelm · Post by **Michaelm** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:36 pm

No, it's wrong. There's no way you can make that out of it.
Getting paid though is very obvious.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Tue May 19, 2009 1:50 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Tue May 19, 2009 5:10 pm

even though it's legal in the netherlands, a lot of brothels are still run by criminal gangs

or so i am told

mulletgeezer · Post by **mulletgeezer** » Tue May 19, 2009 5:23 pm

I think the world of the sordid is an absolutely fascinating place

To the OP: If what your friend did disgusts you then there may be an interesting experience waiting for you right there, you'll never know if you don't give it a go. My advice: Go to Amsterdam, smoke a shitload of weed, try some of the numerous varieties of potent mushrooms they have and drink as many glasses of delicious Chocomel as you can handle. Then go to one of the small cinemas showing animal and granny porn and when you can't take any more of that head for the Bananen Bar for an exciting show of exotic dancing, or an artistic fucking show. After that's over find some attractive whores and let them entertain you for a while, or if you're feeling really adventurous look out for the blue lights of the tranny booths.

Once you've recovered from all that please let us know how it went.

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Tue May 19, 2009 5:42 pm

For me the idea of fucking a girl for money alough does in theroy sound like a hell of a lot of hassle would actually leave me more emotionaly drained and empty from the whole exprience. Strippers is all a whole lot of fun

antron · Post by **antron** » Tue May 19, 2009 7:47 pm

I remember seeing an older Asian man wondering the streets of Amsterdam one morning in a women's nightgown. I thought, "You know, I'll probably never party that hard" He probably came for some business meeting and got in over his head.

ZOM · Post by **ZOM** » Tue May 19, 2009 8:01 pm

mulletgeezer wrote:bla bla bla... crazy stuff... bla bla bla

Oh my god, THAT WAS AWESOME!

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Tue May 19, 2009 8:56 pm

antron wrote:I remember seeing an older Asian man wondering the streets of Amsterdam one morning in a women's nightgown. I thought, "You know, I'll probably never party that hard"

Too true.

UnscathedFlyingObject · Tue May 19, 2009 9:56 pm

mulletgeezer wrote:I think the world of the sordid is an absolutely fascinating place

To the OP: If what your friend did disgusts you then there may be an interesting experience waiting for you right there, you'll never know if you don't give it a go. My advice: Go to Amsterdam, smoke a shitload of weed, try some of the numerous varieties of potent mushrooms they have and drink as many glasses of delicious Chocomel as you can handle. Then go to one of the small cinemas showing animal and granny porn and when you can't take any more of that head for the Bananen Bar for an exciting show of exotic dancing, or an artistic fucking show. After that's over find some attractive whores and let them entertain you for a while, or if you're feeling really adventurous look out for the blue lights of the tranny booths.

Once you've recovered from all that please let us know how it went.

And check for warts the next day.

Khan · Post by **Khan** » Thu May 21, 2009 12:09 am

yea lol no thanks I dont fancy crabs or weird stuff growing on my tool if you know what I mean.

Besides i dont think im a bad looking guy and I dont mean to sound egotistical but I dont need to pay for it when I can go out and get it even if ive been lacking confidence lately

anyway I'd probably go not least to check out the museums O_o

escadrille · Post by **escadrille** » Thu May 21, 2009 4:00 am

Khan wrote: Besides i dont think im a bad looking guy and I dont mean to sound egotistical but I dont need to pay for it when I can go out and get it

I think the point of the sex industry is that some people actually prefer to pay for it.

UnscathedFlyingObject · Thu May 21, 2009 4:09 am

Considering the other alternative (that is spending time, money and effort,) a quick and no-strings-attached fuck is highly tempting for a lot of people.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Thu May 21, 2009 7:10 am

UnscathedFlyingObject wrote:Considering the other alternative (that is spending time, money and effort,) a quick and no-strings-attached fuck is highly tempting for a lot of people.

Yeah, but no need to pay for that ^^
..ask my affair >.>

SharkSkin-Man · Post by **SharkSkin-Man** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:17 am

Khan wrote:yea lol no thanks I dont fancy crabs or weird stuff growing on my tool if you know what I mean.

You're probably more likely to catch something from a regular girl who happens to be a bit of a slut than a pro.

DEL · Post by **DEL** » Thu May 21, 2009 11:09 am

mulletgeezer wrote;

After that's over find some attractive whores and let them entertain you for a while, or if you're feeling really adventurous look out for the blue lights of the tranny booths.

Aah you learn something new every day.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Thu May 21, 2009 11:51 am

DEL wrote:mulletgeezer wrote;
After that's over find some attractive whores and let them entertain you for a while, or if you're feeling really adventurous look out for the blue lights of the tranny booths.
Aah you learn something new every day.

That's gotta be the best travelling tip in the history of the world.

DEL · Post by **DEL** » Thu May 21, 2009 12:34 pm

GaijinPunch wrote;

DEL wrote:
mulletgeezer wrote;
Quote:
After that's over find some attractive whores and let them entertain you for a while, or if you're feeling really adventurous look out for the blue lights of the tranny booths.
Aah you learn something new every day.
That's gotta be the best travelling tip in the history of the world.

Well it sure ticks the Kinky box.

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