Which is the true religion?

mortified_penguin · Post by **mortified_penguin** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:48 pm

Dreamcast gave me Ikaruga and Cosmic Smash. Christianity gave me crazy grandparents that brought up the apocalypse at every birthday...so yeah.

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:44 pm

The n00b wrote:Oh yeah and I'd equate Macintosh to Scientology more than anything else. It's hip and trendy but if you can't pay the money...you're outta here.

So the hackintosh people are...

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:49 pm

The n00b wrote: Oh yeah and I'd equate Macintosh to Scientology more than anything else. It's hip and trendy but if you can't pay the money...you're outta here.

well said....and that is how it is too.....

Randorama · Post by **Randorama** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:45 am

Tacos.

I endorse plurality of faiths (e.g. Dreamcast, Pastafarian, sushi zen, shinto-gimbab), but I still prefer the way of the luchador libre! (add reverse exclamatory mark in the proper position.

There's a taqueria 5 minutes from work which gives you luchador cards for every 20$ dollars of food, I wonder where on Earth do they get them, but it only strengthens my faith

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 5:40 am

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:50 am

The n00b speaks truths in this topic! And Stormie fails.

Michaelm · Post by **Michaelm** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:30 am

From the choices presented it has to be lesbianism as this will ensure the extinction of the stinking human race in due time.

But anyway, as long as it's not monotheism I don't give a rats ass.
Monotheists are filthy dictatorship lovers.
Hitler, god, it's all the same.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:43 pm

Michaelm in a can, just add hot water!

Michaelm · Post by **Michaelm** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:46 pm

It's better you say it then someone with full brain capacity.

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:09 pm

Michaelm wrote:From the choices presented it has to be lesbianism as this will ensure the extinction of the stinking human race in due time.

But anyway, as long as it's not monotheism I don't give a rats ass.
Monotheists are filthy dictatorship lovers.
Hitler, god, it's all the same.

God is the perfect dictator. He's everywhere. He knows everything. He can make rules without consulting anyone AND anyone that rejects him or his rules gets thrown in a lake of fire. That's pretty awesome if you ask me.

Zweihander · Post by **Zweihander** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:24 pm

I don't see Agnosticism on there, so I'm just gonna vote Dreamcast. Tacos would be the runner-up, though.

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:14 pm

sf2 is my religion, and ggpo is my church

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:31 pm

This was an April Fools joke thread, no need to make it serious. We don't want lockage.

As for the lack of options, the poll would only let me enter 10. I was going to submit up to 26, to the delight of pretty much everybody.

antron · Post by **antron** » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:15 pm

Specineff wrote:This was an April Fools joke thread, no need to make it serious. We don't want lockage.

As for the lack of options, the poll would only let me enter 10. I was going to submit up to 26, to the delight of pretty much everybody.

but you listed three christian sects and not islam. it should have been all joke or nothing.

and where is the Church of the Subgenius?

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:36 am

antron wrote:
Specineff wrote:This was an April Fools joke thread, no need to make it serious. We don't want lockage.

As for the lack of options, the poll would only let me enter 10. I was going to submit up to 26, to the delight of pretty much everybody.
but you listed three christian sects and not islam. it should have been all joke or nothing.

and where is the Church of the Subgenius?

I personally like the way he listed "Christianity: all branches" and then followed it up with Jehovah's witnesses and Mormonism. Not that I take offense really because those dudes constantly knock on my door and drive my dog insane.

Seriously next time don't make it so christian heavy and add atheism and Islam.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:46 am

antron wrote:

and where is the Church of the Subgenius?

It came after the Cult of Ceph.

As for the JW and LDS, I listed them separately because some of its members don't like them being lumped altogether with the usual branches of Christianity. So I'd rather put them in their own listing.

escadrille · Post by **escadrille** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:12 am

This being a shmups forum I think Shinto should be on there as well. By the time you get to a 2nd loop you need as many kami as possible on your side.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:28 am

anyone noticed I didn't took the bate here!???

(was close though

)

Herr Schatten · Post by **Herr Schatten** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:07 am

Acid King wrote:He's everywhere. He knows everything. He can make rules without consulting anyone AND anyone that rejects him or his rules gets thrown in a lake of fire.

Pretty accurate description of Icy in his forum.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:09 am

Without Religion, the world would be a better place.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:13 am

Jockel wrote:Without Religion, the world would be a better place.

So true!

*High Five!!!!*

(ok, Jockel touched a nerve there/guess I took that bate already

)!

Xonatron · Post by **Xonatron** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 1:29 pm

Udderdude wrote:

lol!! how i never saw this before, i don't know!

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Which is the true religion?

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