Which is the true religion?

FRO · Post by **FRO** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:53 pm

Tacos. Christianity is my faith, but Tacos is my religion. Actually, technically it's enchiladas since that's my favorite food, but I chose Tacos because it's the only other food on there.

FIL · Post by **FIL** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:25 pm

I actually made enchiladas for the first time last week. I bet thats what being a born again feels like.

CStarFlare · Post by **CStarFlare** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:37 pm

Stormwatch wrote:/facepalm

i know catholicism is totally facepalm right

Elixir · Post by **Elixir** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:21 pm

The Dreamcast died years ago and all it left behind was a bunch of mess. What does it have to do with religion?

Easy now.

BryanM · Post by **BryanM** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:09 pm

You listed Judaism three times :[

I don't agree that renamed remixes count as unique seperate things

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:23 pm

Elixir wrote:The Dreamcast died years ago and all it left behind was a bunch of mess. What does it have to do with religion?

Easy now.

BURN THE HERETIC! >:O

Tempest · Post by **Tempest** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:26 pm

BryanM wrote:You listed Judaism three times :[

I don't agree that renamed remixes count as unique seperate things

Try telling that to a Muslim.

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:54 pm

Surely it's tacos. Belief in tacos isn't really a religion it is the natural evolution from man's barbaric belief in atheism, PS2, and Dreamcast. Tacos are firmly rooted in science and logic while the above mentioned are firmly rooted in ignorance.

UnscathedFlyingObject · Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:55 pm

God doesn't feed you. Tacos do.

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:01 pm

UnscathedFlyingObject wrote:God doesn't feed you. Tacos do.

Eat the taco when it is good and you won't have any problems. Eat the taco when it is bad and you'll be fucked on the toilet.

Octopod · Post by **Octopod** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:06 am

im voting for dagon

UnscathedFlyingObject · Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:12 am

The n00b wrote:
UnscathedFlyingObject wrote:God doesn't feed you. Tacos do.
Eat the taco when it is good and you won't have any problems. Eat the taco when it is bad and you'll be fucked on the toilet.

That just means Tacos can betray you just as much as God.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:26 am

But God won't let you put salsa on him. Tacos will. And that makes them even better!

antron · Post by **antron** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:08 am

escadrille wrote:I actually studied theology and comparative religion at several universities. Consequently, the obvious answer is tacos.

yeah, fur tacos

escadrille · Post by **escadrille** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:08 am

antron wrote:
escadrille wrote:I actually studied theology and comparative religion at several universities. Consequently, the obvious answer is tacos.
yeah, fur tacos

Can't it be both?

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:56 am

BryanM wrote:You listed Judaism three times :[

I don't agree that renamed remixes count as unique seperate things

Of course they do. It's like this...

• Judaism is Windows 95: just awful.
• Christianity is Windows XP: vastly improved, but still crappy.
• Islam is Vista: an "upgrade" so disastrous that it makes 95 look good in comparison.

Some other popular ones:

• Atheism is Linux: better get by on your own, 'cause there's no god to help you.
• Buddhism is Macintosh: reach nirvana, be free from suffering and guilt.
• Mormonism is SCO: can anyone really believe that bullshit?!

antron · Post by **antron** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:17 am

escadrille wrote:
antron wrote:
escadrille wrote:I actually studied theology and comparative religion at several universities. Consequently, the obvious answer is tacos.
yeah, fur tacos
Can't it be both?

she might find the sauce to be a bit uncomfortable.

Pixel_Outlaw · Post by **Pixel_Outlaw** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:00 am

A few outspoken members seem to worship flaming trolls.

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landshark · Post by **landshark** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:34 am

Thank you for providing the Tacos.

DEL · Post by **DEL** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:10 am

Poll Option:

Pastafarian

Iz dat for Italian Rastas?

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:42 am

Stormwatch wrote:
BryanM wrote:You listed Judaism three times :[

I don't agree that renamed remixes count as unique seperate things
Of course they do. It's like this...

• Judaism is Windows 95: just awful.
• Christianity is Windows XP: vastly improved, but still crappy.
• Islam is Vista: an "upgrade" so disastrous that it makes 95 look good in comparison.

Some other popular ones:

• Atheism is Linux: better get by on your own, 'cause there's no god to help you.
• Buddhism is Macintosh: reach nirvana, be free from suffering and guilt.
• Mormonism is SCO: can anyone really believe that bullshit?!

wow, that was dorky

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:32 am

And I just realized that, by that reasoning, Dave Cutler is Jesus.

worstplayer · Post by **worstplayer** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:56 pm

Apatheism is the only true religion. Or maybe not. Doesn't really matter.

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:08 pm

worstplayer wrote:Apatheism is the only true religion. Or maybe not. Doesn't really matter.

Alec · Post by **Alec** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:29 pm

this determines it, i'm hitting taqueria #5 on my way back home today.

as far as beliefs go, i'm all about that sun worship. its a nice sunny day too. give thanks.

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:36 pm

jpj wrote:
Stormwatch wrote:
BryanM wrote:You listed Judaism three times :[

I don't agree that renamed remixes count as unique seperate things
Of course they do. It's like this...

• Judaism is Windows 95: just awful.
• Christianity is Windows XP: vastly improved, but still crappy.
• Islam is Vista: an "upgrade" so disastrous that it makes 95 look good in comparison.

Some other popular ones:

• Atheism is Linux: better get by on your own, 'cause there's no god to help you.
• Buddhism is Macintosh: reach nirvana, be free from suffering and guilt.
• Mormonism is SCO: can anyone really believe that bullshit?!
wow, that was dorky

Heh another reason atheism is like Linux. It comes complete with fundamentalist fat guys with neck beards with little to no social skills. However there is a schism within atheism/linux and that is the vim/Emacs split. Much spittle has been dropped on neck beards because of this war and the angry fallout has ended many games of dungeons and dragons.

Oh yeah and I'd equate Macintosh to Scientology more than anything else. It's hip and trendy but if you can't pay the money...you're outta here.

ROBOTRON · Post by **ROBOTRON** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:10 pm

I believe in "Lord British".

all you blasphemers shall perish in white man's hell! u are all excommunicated!

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:01 pm

DEL wrote:Poll Option:
Pastafarian
Iz dat for Italian Rastas?

No it's for the flying spaghetti monster!

His noodliness who created us all.
We shall all bow to his tastyness.
Ramen.

Post by **system11** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:22 pm

Where is Jedi? I put that on the UK census one year.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:11 pm

I had tried to enter 30 options, BloodFlowers, but the system wouldn't let me go past 10. Jedi was included in the list, but I snipped it because I wanted to include some actual religions.

Sorry.

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