Which is the true religion?

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:28 pm

So, which one do you guys think it's the true religion?

Dragoforce · Post by **Dragoforce** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:32 pm

You missed Cave?

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:33 pm

i vote for cave

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:35 pm

Can't/ Don't know how to update poll now. I totally forgot about it, and I couldn't submit as many as I wanted. (Had 26 options.)

kengou · Post by **kengou** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:35 pm

I love tacos and lesbians but I had to go with His Noodly Goodness. All praise be to the pasta. Ramen.

LaserGun · Post by **LaserGun** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:07 pm

Onanism.

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:43 pm

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:00 pm

the answer to your question is islam, by the way

mr_m0nks · Post by **mr_m0nks** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:22 pm

what about Bydoism?

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:22 pm

"Religion is the science of the child. Science is the religion of the matured man." - M.M.Mangasarian

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:33 pm

Tacos!!! ALL THE FUCKING WAY BABY WOOT! ! ! 1

themachinist · Post by **themachinist** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:41 pm

I am a firm believer of the burrito but taco was the closest thing on the list.

kernow · Post by **kernow** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:59 pm

The furry taco?

elfhentaifan · Post by **elfhentaifan** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:05 pm

id say, legjobs

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:13 pm

Whatever religion it was that allowed Thulsa Doom to turn into a snake.

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:17 pm

kernow wrote:The furry taco?

you been spending too much time talking to JJP

maxlords · Post by **maxlords** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:14 am

I firmly believe that there is no one true religion, and that the sole reason that humans believe in religion is to placate their fear of death and the unknown with a tangible concept. Without religion, I'm quite certain a large number of people would be unable to function in everyday life because they are unable of processing their own insignificance in relation to the universe.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:18 am

^^^ Heathen.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:27 am

Voodoo Zoroastrianism Jainism Neitzschean egoism Randian axiomatic objectivism Zen Theravada Mahayana Haile Selassiesm and the last ding-dong of the temple of doom.

Oh yeah, what's that crazy sect that follows Ram from that movie?

I voted for Martin Luther King

maxlords wrote:I firmly believe that there is no one true religion

God still loves u

null1024 · Post by **null1024** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:41 am

maxlords wrote:I firmly believe that there is no one true religion...

You're wrong. It's Dreamcast.

Limbrooke · Post by **Limbrooke** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:24 am

You cannot eat Dreamcast. End.

CStarFlare · Post by **CStarFlare** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:33 am

if christianity is up there shouldn't catholicism be up there too

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:35 am

CStarFlare wrote:if christianity is up there shouldn't catholicism be up there too

win

Stormwatch · Post by **Stormwatch** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:44 am

CStarFlare wrote:if christianity is up there shouldn't catholicism be up there too

/facepalm

Limbrooke · Post by **Limbrooke** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:35 am

Ed Obscuro wrote:Voodoo Zoroastrianism Jainism Neitzschean egoism Randian axiomatic objectivism Zen Theravada Mahayana Haile Selassiesm and the last ding-dong of the temple of doom.

Oh yeah, what's that crazy sect that follows Ram from that movie?

I voted for Martin Luther King

You missed Mithras. Oh oh, where's Mithras?!

Ed Obscuro wrote:
maxlords wrote:I firmly believe that there is no one true religion
God still loves u

Bet on God and you always win. Thanks Pascal.
In conclusion, you can only be safe when pledging allegiance to food stuffs in the form of monotheism. Example, the taco.

escadrille · Post by **escadrille** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:19 am

I actually studied theology and comparative religion at several universities. Consequently, the obvious answer is tacos.

maxlords · Post by **maxlords** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:24 am

Specineff wrote:^^^ Heathen.

Only in the eyes of people that cling to false, flaccid hope

Ex-Cyber · Post by **Ex-Cyber** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:27 am

Limbrooke wrote:You cannot eat Dreamcast. End.

Through faith, all is possible.

Neon · Post by **Neon** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:59 am

Scientology +1

Maybe you guys would be movie stars too if Xenu was your homeboy

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:30 am

Limbrooke wrote:
Ed Obscuro wrote:Voodoo Zoroastrianism Jainism Neitzschean egoism Randian axiomatic objectivism Zen Theravada Mahayana Haile Selassiesm and the last ding-dong of the temple of doom.

Oh yeah, what's that crazy sect that follows Ram from that movie?

I voted for Martin Luther King
You missed Mithras. Oh oh, where's Mithras?!

Meow?

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