cursing in your native tongue

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:14 pm

im bored....tell me how to swear in your language.....

the more extravagant, the better

spell phoenetically if its a weird pronounciation

Turrican · Post by **Turrican** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:30 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QLi-rHVaf0

This is how, but it'll took a while to translate it all.

Lordstar · Post by **Lordstar** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:37 pm

Turrican wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QLi-rHVaf0

This is how, but it'll took a while to translate it all.

no longer avaliable?

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:41 pm

Lordstar wrote:
Turrican wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QLi-rHVaf0

This is how, but it'll took a while to translate it all.
no longer avaliable?

try again lordy....works fine on my end

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:51 pm

only italian ones i know are merda, fottuto, teste di cazzo, and vafunculo (sp??)

robthebanks · Post by **robthebanks** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:56 pm

choda

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:59 pm

also unless the meaning is obvious, say what they mean.....

come on guys...there is nothing i enjoy more than cussing out strangers in there native tongues

Nate · Post by **Nate** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:55 pm

Fuck you, you half-witted fuckwipe douchebag FUCK!!!

...oh, you probably wanted non-English speakers; sorry.

*edit: I'm terribly sorry about that.

PC Engine Fan X! · Post by **PC Engine Fan X!** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:59 pm

I had a Queensland Heeler type of dog once and if I talked to him in Spanish, he'd start growling but if I spoke in American English, he'd settle down and be his usual friendly self. The dog didn't like folks speaking in Spanish...I wonder why that was. Interesting topic starter indeed. ^_~

I recall leafing through a slang swearing dictionary one time that had a bunch of curse words listed in English and the foreign slang word in different languages to the right of it. It was an interesting read. It even had curse words in Russian as well. ^_~

A Canuck who wants to learn some new swear words in other natives' tongues? There is the slang words of feck and fecking...you probably might be familiar with it already.

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:05 pm

PC Engine Fan X! wrote:I had a Queensland Heeler type of dog once and if I talked to him in Spanish, he'd start growling but if I spoke in American English, he'd settle down and be his usual friendly self. The dog didn't like folks speaking in Spanish...I wonder why that was. Interesting topic starter indeed. ^_~

PC Engine Fan X! ^_~

damn racist dogs

i would tell people to talk to it in spanish when they first met it

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:07 pm

If you ever come across some haitians, "ma si si"if it's a guy and "ma di veen" if it's a woman. Both mean gay to their respective genders (fag lesbian). "go boonda" can be added after both which means big ass. Pronunciation si=see, di=dee, the rest is said how it's spelled.

Good luck starting fights with people jonny5

Vincere · Post by **Vincere** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:11 pm

Va te faire enculer par un chien fistfucker espece de fils de pute mal tronchée.

Translation : go fuck yourself by a fistfucker dog you mother-badly banged-fucking fuck.

No need to say it's quite hard to translate efficiently.^^

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:14 pm

nash87 wrote:If you ever come across some haitians, "ma si si"if it's a guy and "ma di veen" if it's a woman. Both mean gay to their respective genders (fag lesbian). "go boonda" can be added after both which means big ass. Pronunciation si=see, di=dee, the rest is said how it's spelled.

Good luck starting fights with people jonny5

luck has nothing to do with it

and for PCEFX....much to the surprise of americans, we canadians speak the same as you....the language you all seem to think we speak is only the east coast...and mainly just newfies....the rest of us sound just like you....tho im sure hearing english spoken properly might be confusing to the average american

i kid

if i were to meet any of you americans and strike up a conversation you wouldnt know i wasnt american.....

Dragoforce · Post by **Dragoforce** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:17 pm

Dra åt helvete din jävla kuksugande bög-hora.

Go to hell your fucking cocksucking gay-whore.

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:18 pm

Dragoforce wrote:Dra åt helvete din jävla kuksugande bög-hora.

Fuck off your fucking cocksucking gay-whore.

now how do you say that? spell it out without the odd punctuation as if spelling it in english

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:25 pm

Deine Mutter macht mehr Dreier als BMW.

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:40 pm

jonny5 wrote:
nash87 wrote:If you ever come across some haitians, "ma si si"if it's a guy and "ma di veen" if it's a woman. Both mean gay to their respective genders (fag lesbian). "go boonda" can be added after both which means big ass. Pronunciation si=see, di=dee, the rest is said how it's spelled.

Good luck starting fights with people jonny5
luck has nothing to do with it

and for PCEFX....much to the surprise of americans, we canadians speak the same as you....the language you all seem to think we speak is only the east coast...and mainly just newfies....the rest of us sound just like you....tho im sure hearing english spoken properly might be confusing to the average american i kid

if i were to meet any of you americans and strike up a conversation you wouldnt know i wasnt american.....

We americans speak "American" not this "English" thing you speak of. How aboot you explain that a bit more vividly in "American" next time

Luck does matter sometimes in fights. You never know when someone is gunna have pocket sand to throw in your eyes

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:48 pm

nash87 wrote:
jonny5 wrote:
nash87 wrote:If you ever come across some haitians, "ma si si"if it's a guy and "ma di veen" if it's a woman. Both mean gay to their respective genders (fag lesbian). "go boonda" can be added after both which means big ass. Pronunciation si=see, di=dee, the rest is said how it's spelled.

Good luck starting fights with people jonny5
luck has nothing to do with it

and for PCEFX....much to the surprise of americans, we canadians speak the same as you....the language you all seem to think we speak is only the east coast...and mainly just newfies....the rest of us sound just like you....tho im sure hearing english spoken properly might be confusing to the average american i kid

if i were to meet any of you americans and strike up a conversation you wouldnt know i wasnt american.....
We americans speak "American" not this "English" thing you speak of. How aboot you explain that a bit more vividly in "American" next time

Luck does matter sometimes in fights. You never know when someone is gunna have pocket sand to throw in your eyes

this is very true....especially in the southern states.....that is most definitely not english

and that would be luck for the other guy....cuz with pocket sand he at least stands a chance

Dragoforce · Post by **Dragoforce** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:25 pm

jonny5 wrote:
Dragoforce wrote:Dra åt helvete din jävla kuksugande bög-hora.

Fuck off your fucking cocksucking gay-whore.
now how do you say that? spell it out without the odd punctuation as if spelling it in english

Sorry

"Ä" Is pronounced like the word "fair" without the "F" and the "R"
"Å" Is pronounced like "oh"
"Ö" Is pronounced like the "Ur" part in Steve Urkel

"Dra oht helvete din jfailva kuksugande burg-hora"

Man that looks funky written like that, but it is as close I can get.

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:19 pm

jonny5 wrote:
nash87 wrote:
jonny5 wrote: luck has nothing to do with it

and for PCEFX....much to the surprise of americans, we canadians speak the same as you....the language you all seem to think we speak is only the east coast...and mainly just newfies....the rest of us sound just like you....tho im sure hearing english spoken properly might be confusing to the average american i kid

if i were to meet any of you americans and strike up a conversation you wouldnt know i wasnt american.....
We americans speak "American" not this "English" thing you speak of. How aboot you explain that a bit more vividly in "American" next time

Luck does matter sometimes in fights. You never know when someone is gunna have pocket sand to throw in your eyes
this is very true....especially in the southern states.....that is most definitely not english

not english.....it's not even american. I don't know what it is. all i know is that it's normally associated with a lynching, or intercourse/sodomizing of one's own family member. We americans do not believe in such things, or have left them in the past (lynching).

do you canadians have people in your country such as these mentioned above?

jonny5 · Post by **jonny5** » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:44 pm

best way to explain it is the major cities in canada are a lot like any major city in the US....outside of the major cities its a bit different.....i dunno.....

very similar culture to americans for the most part i guess

canadian culture is kinda hard to put a finger on because we are such a multicultural country....

the main difference is we are much more informed on your culture because it dominates the airwaves, and we learn a lot about you guys in school......

its often quite funny the misconceptions americans have about canada

on with the cussing

UnscathedFlyingObject · Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:57 pm

Here's some Spanish one's. Pretty useful and used a lot:

Pendejo (fool)
Cabrón (something along the lines of "fucker")
Hijo de puta/ hijo de perra (son of a... you get the idea)
Mierda (shit)
Mama huevo (cocksucker)
Maldita sea (damn it)
Coño (something close to "damn it")
Tu maldita madre ("your damn mother")

emphatic · Post by **emphatic** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:07 am

I like to keep my swearing short and harsch with a lil' variaty of "whore" at the end.

Fitt-hora! (cunt-whore) Pronounced as fit (like in fitness) with a who (like in who) + raah [ fit whoraah ]

Or:

Röv-hora! (ass-whore) this of course applies to both male and female "recievers".

Pronounced like "love" but with an r instead. Try saying love-who + raah a few times, then change to the r [ rove whoraah ]

I use these pretty damn much while playing Ketsui.

Arvandor · Post by **Arvandor** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:28 am

and for PCEFX....much to the surprise of americans, we canadians speak the same as you....the language you all seem to think we speak is only the east coast...and mainly just newfies....the rest of us sound just like you....tho im sure hearing english spoken properly might be confusing to the average american i kid

He's right, when I went up into Canada to visit the Canadian Rockies and whatnot, I was amazed at how few people had any kind of accent at all. There were definitely a few french canadians that sounded a bit different, but on the whole, aside from the occasional "sohrry," I wouldn't have been able to tell them apart from anyone else if they'd come down to visit the states and I ran into them on the street.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:49 am

Jockel wrote:Deine Mutter macht mehr Dreier als BMW.

Means: Your mother has more threesomes than BMW.
It's a pun towards the most popular car from BMW, which name is the same word as a threesome. Well those get produced in large numbers, and you get the idea...

Dragoforce · Post by **Dragoforce** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:01 am

Good ones emphatic! I also like "hora" especially combined with "bög" it has some kind of braindead charm to it

handsome_rakshas · Post by **handsome_rakshas** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:07 am

Andate tutti a vafanculo!

Lloyd Mangram · Post by **Lloyd Mangram** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:03 am

emphatic wrote:Pronounced like "love" but with an r instead. Try saying love-who + raah a few times, then change to the r [ rove whoraah ]

I tried it. I sounded like Scooby Doo expressing a deep affection for Hawaiian dancing.

Fenrir · Post by **Fenrir** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:09 am

Faens hæstkuksatan, ferr ei sånn majnnskit slarvfetta gnejllerkjærring æ mista mitt sekshundreåsekstisjette innlegg for hæjllvette!!

gundamalpha · Post by **gundamalpha** » Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:25 am

Chinese dialect's curses are mainly related to body parts:

1. Chao Chi Bai (hokkien) - smelly pussy

2. Nya mah hai (hakka) - your mom's pussy

3. Gong mart (without the "r" sound) lan (cantonese) - what dick are you talking

4. Ham ka chan (hakka and cantonese sounds the same) - all family dead