The Birth of Stoner Doom

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:57 pm

"Becoming a Marihuana User" excerpted from Outsiders: Studies in the Sociology of Deviance (1963)

captpain · Post by **captpain** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:04 pm

Every time I get high, not only do I turn into a homosexual, but I also develop the urge to kill AND turn into a Democrat.

Udderdude · Post by **Udderdude** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:11 pm

captpain wrote:Every time I get high, not only do I turn into a homosexual, but I also develop the urge to kill AND turn into a Democrat.

Don't forget the urge to save the world from global warming.

gabe · Post by **gabe** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:19 pm

It made me LOL a little bit.

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:51 pm

Old drug slang is the best: This cat offered me some grass, so I took a few pokes and pretty soon I was on.

t0yrobo · Post by **t0yrobo** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:58 pm

Ya gotta watch out for those marihuanna cigarettes, it's the devil weed y'know. It turn you into a murdering maniac.

Specineff · Post by **Specineff** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:14 pm

And will make you toss tacos at your mom when she interrupts your gaming session.

Ed Oscuro · Post by **Ed Oscuro** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:19 pm

the sociology of

DEVIANCE

Alec · Post by **Alec** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:29 pm

I took just 1 draw of that weeeeed and it turned me into a slut.

GaijinPunch · Post by **GaijinPunch** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:10 pm

Took me a few times to get high. All I ever wanted to do when I got stoned was pig out. I was kind of a big guy in high shcool.

Joe T. · Post by **Joe T.** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:07 am

When I'm high, all I ever want to do is math.

kengou · Post by **kengou** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:41 am

I thought this was about Doom...

tommyb · Post by **tommyb** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:28 am

Lol I got really stoned last night and listened to all of Dopesmoker and all of Absolutego+

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 5:09 pm

tommyb wrote:Lol I got really stoned last night and listened to all of Dopesmoker and all of Absolutego+

Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land.

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:24 pm

Stoner Doom is so 2004.

Joe T. · Post by **Joe T.** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:07 pm

Dopesmoker and Holy Mountain never stay out of the car's cd player for long.

KBZ · Post by **KBZ** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:07 am

just say KNOW

Blade · Post by **Blade** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:36 pm

kengou wrote:I thought this was about Doom...

Well, I've played a Beavis and Butthead patch of Doom once if that counts.

:roll:

nash87 · Post by **nash87** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 7:59 am

t0yrobo wrote:Ya gotta watch out for those marihuanna cigarettes, it's the devil weed y'know. It turn you into a murdering maniac.

lol, reefer madness. don't forget the superhuman strength it gives you

Acid King · Post by **Acid King** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:48 pm

It was an unprovoked crime some years ago which brought the first realization that the age-old drug had gained a foothold in America. An entire family was murdered by a youthful addict in Florida. When officers arrived at the home they found the youth staggering about in a human, slaughterhouse. With an ax he had killed his father, his mother, two brothers, and a sister. He seemed to be in a daze.

“I’ve had a terrible dream,” he said. “People tried to hack off my arms!”

“Who were they?” an officer asked.

“I don’t know. Maybe one was my uncle. They slashed me with knives and I saw blood dripping from an ax.”

He had no recollection of having committed the multiple crime. The officers knew him ordinarily as a sane, rather quiet young man; now he was pitifully crazed. They sought the reason. The boy said he had been in the habit of smoking something which youthful friends called “muggles,” a childish name for marijuana.

KindGrind · Post by **KindGrind** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:03 pm

To be on the safe side, at the sight of drugs just...

DUCK + COVER!