I enjoy nitpicking other peoples' posts and criticizing their opinions, which helps bolster my own insecure ego.
When no such opportunities arise, I complain about how horrible the modern video game business is, how offended I am by it, and how much better it used to be in the mid-1990s.
Neither of those options were on the list, so I clicked the "subtleties" option. Er, actually, I would have chose something about hardware if it were available.