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The news article ever (Taco related)

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Teen charged with assaulting mom with taco

So which of you guys was it?
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“He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he's in jail now.”
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There was a similar case where a guy assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger :lol:
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Koa Zo wrote:
“He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he's in jail now.”
:lol:
Prisoner: "Hey kid, why are you in this hellhole here?"
TacoVillain: "I threw a taco at my mom."
Prisoner: "..."
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You should of linked to Kotaku. Their headline was hilarious, "Tired of "Mortal Kombat Killer"? How About "Xbox Taco Assailant."

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"Sooo, what was it that you consider a 'good salary' for a man to make?"
"They should at least make 100K to have a good life"
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UnscathedFlyingObject wrote:You should of linked to Kotaku.
no.

Anyway, as I was saying. I love how the mother speaks like she's just been raped and assaulted by 18 guys. "He.. he.. threw the taco at me.. and it perished my skin.." "I, I just didn't know what to think.. as he shoved that taco right into my.." "It was such a painful experience. I don't think I'll ever forget this traumatic event.. nevertheless, this.. yes, this is justice.." "He will rot in prison for what he's done."

He also looks like a Gears player (click the link). I told u i wuz hardk0re.
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Don't mess with a man and his games, or his tacos. She better be grateful she didn't get a black eye. One of these days, one of these days... POW! To da moon!
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yeeeeeah gears or fucking halo3
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