Absurd dedication to shmups...

[jochen]

Playing Biohazard Battle / Crying on the Sega-Genesis
after World War III then everything and everyone around
you ( and yourself too ) is mutated / radioactive.


A better alternative might be : sitting in a nest of ants
while shooting Insects in Cybercore ( PC-Engine) or
Insector X .


Jochen.

[Specineff]

Buying and selling Radiant Silvergun repeatedly until you've earned enough to buy an extra Radiant Silvergun.

Heh heh. Guilty. 2004, only took three times.

[MX7]

Is this really what it's like to be an insect?

No, it's what games are like when their producers think: "We have no way of making this into a coherent, artistic whole, but who cares, our customers are geeks right, they see only the parts."

Or when they're smart enough to recognize when it's good to sacrifice some coherence for gameplay.

Yup.

[Pixel_Outlaw]

Some suggestions about playing "Toilet Kids" on the
PC-Engine ????


Jochen.

I'll bet flung poop is incredibly hard to remove from the ceiling.

[Twiddle]

mass fratricide after 2 looping donpachi

[Specineff]

Some suggestions about playing "Toilet Kids" on the
PC-Engine ????


Jochen.

I thought I mentioned making your kids play that game. In the toilet.

[Jockel]

Thread revived!
The Ibara approach: if you find tons of cash on the street, you don't pick it up because you're too afraid to get robbed

Sry for this bad one, i just wanted to see this awesome thread again

[Dragoforce]

Hmm...

Playing Metal Black whilst listning to a certain Venom album?

Hint for non-metalheads: http://counterattack.dir.bg/smf_bg_com/ ... 0Black.jpg

[jochen]

Get a job from the NASA, become an astronaut, leave earth and
travel to Mars, be the first human beeing who walks on another
planet than earth.

And then, for the whole world, you say this words:

" I left earth, travelled through space and reached this
planet - and after all this months I surely will reach my
goal : from now on I won´ t suck in the Aeroblaster/
Airbuster-levels without gravity. Halleluja."

[agustusx]

gunbird 2

Play while dressed in an easy-access short-skirt, blonde wig, and broom between your legs. Bonus for any with a rabbit on their ass.

Occasionally perform a magic girl twirl to get candy from nearby lolicons.

Kill old or ugly people to get thier money. If they give you "P" instead, don't call the cops, instead say "powerup!"

[The Coop]

Setting up the needed straps and holders to be upside-down on the overhead interior surface of a church while playing Divine Sealing.

Shooting Pinnipeds in a church while playing Divine Sealing.



Watching The Crying Game while playing the game, Crying.



Receiving an abundance of adrenalin as a dominatrix repeatedly cracks a whip on your ass while you're playing Whip Rush.



Being stuck at an intersection with a malfunctioning left turn arrow while playing Arrow Flash.



Taking a bunch of food from your fridge right before playing Raiden, and having a friend do the same just before playing Raiden II.



Farting incessantly while playing Air Buster.

[nash87]

Playing Choaniki -

sitting on the butt of a naked bodybuilder - using him as a seat
while other naked guys serve you drinks and food.

sounds like a good time to me

agreed

[gabe]

This whole thread reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George is going for "the Trifecta" - eating, watching TV, and having sex - AT THE SAME TIME!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blood_(Seinfeld_episode)

[ForceDevice]

playing R-type with alzheimer.

Also, best thread ever?

[indstr]

Missed this one the first time around too... Hillarious thread.

Here's my contributions:

Becoming immortal, and then playing Warning Forever

Purchasing all the military bases in the world, and then playing Zero Wing

[Pixel_Outlaw]

playing R-type with alzheimer.

Also, best thread ever?

Yeah, I did create it. Heh.

Anyone up for playing 1942 in a restored WWII cockpit while wearing one of those fancy aviator masks with the goggles?



Sitting between Bush and Obama in the Oval Office while playing Ikaruga.

[Dragoforce]

Playing Omega-Five while driving five of these:

[indstr]

Sitting between Bush and Obama in the Oval Office while playing Ikaruga.

Dude, that's just wrong....













In a politically off-colour, yet nonetheless entertaining way

[ZOM]

Having doggystyle sex while your wife/girlfriend plays Dogyuun.

[spadgy]

Anyone up for playing 1942 in a restored WWII cockpit while wearing one of those fancy aviator masks with the goggles?

100%! If you have the set-up, I'm there!


There's got to be something for Raiden III double play. I guess you could genetically engineer an indentical twin and dress them in blue while you dress in red, and take a stick each. Maybe even set up two consoles with two games on two screens and four sticks, and both handle your respective colours' ships.

Or just play Raiden III double play at the same time as tackling a doubles match of tennis on your own, where you can only move around really slowly, and you have to play right up against the net, or even clamber over it to get really close to your opposition.

[Aquas]

While having sex shouting "shoot the core! shoot the core!"

Has this area been explored yet?

[Pixel_Outlaw]

We have the Ceremony at my house the day before we play Mars Matrix. The Ceremony asks us to dress in our "prerender" garb. These are actually T Shirts with suits painted on the front; the shirts also have really roughly sewn seams. We ask the women of the Ceremony to raise aloft candies created by the Mars candy company (of M&M fame). They rush the men of the Ceremony as we ingest the food held on fishing lines this represents bullet canceling. Only men of age are allowed to partake. Several hours before the Ceremony, we cook Spam brand pork and the scent is to remind us of the bullet spam. The food is released to the window and some days later, mosquitoes may be found about the Spam. The triumph of mosquito over bullet Spam reminds us that the mosquito shield is stronger than the army of bullets but must be respected in use. One of our younger members brought over a science fiction movie about men called "The Matrix". This was a frail attempt to add to the ceremony. He was promptly killed.

[SamIAm]

Torch a flamingo for good luck before playing Garegga.

[Udderdude]

Holding a maginfying glass over a jar of bugs while playing mushi .. >_>

[The Coop]

Release a flock of white birds when you step out the door for the first time each "Monday morning" (aka Stage 1).

[jochen]

You don´t have and never had a girl friend.

But also you never watched a porn-movie in your whole life -


when you are "horny" you play a """"good"""" hentai-shooter like

Divine Sealing on the Geneses

or Steam Hearts ( Saturn / PC-Engine).

[sunburstbasser]

You eat at Red Lobster, and when the server brings out your food you shout "WARNING! A Huge Battleship DUAL SHEARS Is Approaching Fast!"

When you compile MAME, you marathon Blazing Lazers, MUSHA, and Space Megaforce.

[nash87]

Playing mushihimesama on ultra while listening to purple rain in a room full of northern purple gold beetles

[indstr]

Oh oh ,, I got another one!!!

Playing Dangun Feveron in a Disco, while high on speed.

[DMC]

has anyone done the esp games yet?

like playing espgaluda while you're using extrasensory perception to watch espgaluda replays.

another one. playing espgaluda while having a sex change surgery.