What types of chicks do you like?

Post by **nZero** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:40 am

I love (LOVE) dark shiny hair. Well built persians and latinas are ace, asians not bad as well. Needless to say I've also long since given up on "not crazy".

neorichieb1971 wrote:I have to have a girl that is smarter than me.

Low standards

CIT · Post by **CIT** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:51 am

jpj wrote:^ you dirty bin-fucker

I say it's all good, as long as it doesn't actually feel like you're fucking a bin.

mufunyo · Post by **mufunyo** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:53 am

MX7 wrote:Potentially any race, build, wutever. I feel it's pretty silly to exclude anyone. Except:

Gingers.

I still want to do a ginger. Once. More only if i like it

RoninBuddha · Post by **RoninBuddha** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:17 am

i like men

TLB · Post by **TLB** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 3:54 am

Plasmo wrote:In order of importance:
-intelligence (who wants to fuck a bin)
-as less typical feminine behaviour as possible (nothing is worse than a group of 4-5 girls laughing about stuff that's not even remotely funny)
-interesting attitude towards life (don't want to hear the same stuff over and over again)
-likes to drink lots of alcohol (we're in Germany after all)
-is not easily being disgusted (I kinda like vomitting against walls)
-good looking! (yes, good looking)
-sexually open minded (wanna have some fun)

GET BONUS (instant marriage)
-1cc Garegga or Ibara

GET BONER
-2-all DOJ or Ketsui

HAHAHA you are (some shmup quote is at the back of my mind, but I can't think of it, so we'll go with) AWESOME. And pretty much fuckin' right.

And yes, I jacked your avatar. Hardcore. I'm enjoying it =)

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:04 am

m3tall1ca wrote:And yes, I jacked your avatar.

Identity theft.

seattlexc · Post by **seattlexc** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:47 am

Nice girls.

Seriously, I'm not cool/cute/smart/buff/rich/smooth enough to demand anything else from a girl.

Skykid · Post by **Skykid** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:35 pm

RoninBuddha wrote:i like men

Send jpj a PM.

Jockel · Post by **Jockel** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 1:58 pm

mufunyo wrote:I still want to do a ginger. Once. More only if i like it

You can have my ex-gf.
Will trade for a mushi futari kit ^^

Shelcoof · Post by **Shelcoof** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:01 pm

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 6:12 pm

RoninBuddha wrote:i like men

A/S/L ?

The n00b · Post by **The n00b** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:19 pm

I have been partial toward hispanic and black chicks ever since high school. I used to kinda avoid white chicks and lighter skinned girls because they had this skin that you could virtually see their veins and just about everything else through. Thankfully I've grown out of this attitude now. However, I am still extremely partial toward those with an athletic body type.

Well now that I'm older I recognize that personality goes a long way. Some girls just have this infectious personality that makes you feel good just being around them. Those are the girls I like to date now. Still can't date fat chicks though.

Super Laydock · Post by **Super Laydock** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:03 pm

I suppose I have a weak spot for dark haired Caucasian girls (if that includes Arabian/Turkish/Italian/Persian/Spanish... that is).

But I am not too strict as I like my occasional East Asian type of girl as well and (though less) some blondes.

All generalizations though, since in the end it all depends on her "radiation"!

Klatrymadon · Post by **Klatrymadon** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 9:19 pm

seattlexc wrote:Nice girls.

Seriously, I'm not cool/cute/smart/buff/rich/smooth enough to demand anything else from a girl.

This can be a positive attitude. I also think more blokes definitely need to be more interested in giving pleasure than getting their own rocks off.

xorthen · Post by **xorthen** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:04 am

I like thoughtful and loving women. It really turns me off when a woman has a negative attitude and thinks she is above someone else.

Another thing that really upsets me are women who say "leave me alone" when something is wrong with them, and then they get upset because they feel uncared for. It's like they're constantly playing mind games. That shit is annoying.

In all honesty though, I guess my type of woman is any type who gives me attention. Haha, not entirely, but somewhat true.

TriggerHeartExelica · Post by **TriggerHeartExelica** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:09 am

Bloodreign wrote:
antares wrote:This thread really made me laugh

Another question which pops up in my mind: How many female users do we have here???
I have never met any girl which whom I could share my interest in shmups though I've tried to wake the interest for shmups in my girlfriends.
Only 2 I know of is Minzoku and that Triggerheart Exelica chick, other than that the rest are all males.

You forgot kcctzj.

TriggerHeartExelica · Post by **TriggerHeartExelica** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:15 am

Icarus wrote:
Bloodreign wrote:Only 2 I know of is Minzoku and that Triggerheart Exelica chick, other than that the rest are all males.
We definitely have more than that, and I'm sure they're all pissing themselves laughing at this thread at the moment.

Not pissing but definitely giggling here

Frederik · Post by **Frederik** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:33 am

seattlexc wrote:Nice girls.

Seriously, I'm not cool/cute/smart/buff/rich/smooth enough to demand anything else from a girl.

Some people don´t like it when you call them "nice" ("What? NICE? I´m not NICE!!!") because they think it belittles them or that it´s synonymous with "boring".

Maybe these people prefer to be called "breathtaking", "fascinating" or "mind-blowing", but actually, being nice is the absolute basic trait people need to have before I feel like spending time with them. It´s actually something that´s severely lacking in quite a lot of people nowadays, especially towards strangers.

I mean, I have a girlfriend for four years now and I don´t see it ending anytime soon, but still, having some nice random smalltalk with a cute girl always makes my day.

Post by **BulletMagnet** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:14 am

xorthen wrote:Another thing that really upsets me are women who say "leave me alone" when something is wrong with them, and then they get upset because they feel uncared for.

That covers about 99 percent of them, methinks.

If you take them at their word and give them some space (which is what you'd probably expect them to do if you made that request yourself), you're not "reading between the lines," you're a "typical self-absorbed, insensitive jerk, all of you are."

Inter-gender communication is scary stuff.

Some people don´t like it when you call them "nice" ("What? NICE? I´m not NICE!!!") because they think it belittles them or that it´s synonymous with "boring".

I always applied this sort of thing to the stereotypical girl dumping a guy because he's "too nice." Not sure how often it actually happens, but I'm sure it's not unheard of. As the saying goes, every man wants a good girl who will only be bad for him; every woman wants a bad boy who will be good only for her.

TLB · Post by **TLB** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:17 am

Frederik wrote:Some people don´t like it when you call them "nice" ("What? NICE? I´m not NICE!!!") because they think it belittles them or that it´s synonymous with "boring".

Maybe these people prefer to be called "breathtaking", "fascinating" or "mind-blowing", but actually, being nice is the absolute basic trait people need to have before I feel like spending time with them. It´s actually something that´s severely lacking in quite a lot of people nowadays, especially towards strangers.
...
having some nice random smalltalk with a cute girl always makes my day.

It's this kind of bullshit that fuels my general distaste for people in general. I'm pretty introverted, and when I think I take all my thoughts at face value. So when I end up in a conversation with a cutie at work, they, being GIRLS and all, take shit so STUPIDLY (Read: sensitively), and get or act pissed for little reason, even when the meaning is OBVIOUS in context. Must be different for them >.> They take, or act like they're taking offense at something that someone with SENSE would realize is just friendly communication of some sort. I don't like to change for anyone but myself, so I usually don't coddle the sensitive girls that need constant, roundabout reassurance that they're worthwhile. I mean, shit, they know me well enough to know that I don't talk to people for no reason (not like the lady who used to be a waitress and NEVER SHUTS UP =P She's nice, though =) ), I WOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU IF YOU WEREN'T ATTRACTIVE/DESIRABLE, HELL-FUCKING-O! Not like I'm well-versed in bullshitting girls to make 'em feel good, I might if I was, but Jesus, come on, MEAN WHAT YOU SAY, SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, unless it's a mean joke =)

It sucks, 'cause the most common phrase I hear from the girls I hit on (or "talk to") is a variant of "God, I love you Tom", and yet, I'm probably the loneliest bastard I know.

Pixel_Outlaw · Post by **Pixel_Outlaw** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:22 am

bcelmo · Post by **bcelmo** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:54 am

I like white blonde chicks with small to average boobs (i can accept bigger boobs without any problem though) and redheads. The whiter the better the redder the better. The taller the better as i am 2 meters tall. I don`t like ugly girls with beautiful body (i can`t be attracted from a sexual point of view to an ugly woman, first thing i see is the face, then comes the rest). I don`t care about their build as long as they are not pig fat. I don`t like muscular, sports type women. I hate stupid girls. I like smart girls. The smarter the better. But more than anything i like my girl.

Joe T. · Post by **Joe T.** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:47 am

Jenny Agutter circa 1976.

She's a boomin' granny now.

trivial · Post by **trivial** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:10 am

I'd feel inexperienced if I were able to quantify anything, except that I don't like mysticism about endogenous vs. exogenous chemicals. Or quiet.

Graveyard girl, wise and silent, eat shit.

themachinist · Post by **themachinist** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:31 am

Skykid wrote:True story:

The first time I invited my current girlfriend to my place over five years ago, I put on the Neo Geo Cartridge and asked her if she knew King of Fighters.
She said 'of course', picked Athena, Mai and Iori, and actually beat a round off of me on 98.

I was in love.

She still takes the piss out of me for playing games 'excessively' and every time she hears me restart a shmup over and over to get a high score she calls out 'geek' from the other room.
But we have a lot of fun playing 2 player Maniac on Mushihimesama (cos of the extreme slowdown), she's addicted to Mushi-Tama (so I don't put it on!) and we played a lot of Harmful Park.
And we credit feed through all the scrolling beat-em-ups together on the cab (including Night Slashers on her Birthday last week!

if i remember coreeclty she's a FUKkkkkkkkKKKKkKkKKkkkkKkCING HOT asian.

dont kill me.

JAPJAC · Post by **JAPJAC** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:15 am

Necronopticous wrote:This pretty much sums it up:

I wonder why she was photographed from behind? A fit Japanese girl that likes playing Japanese PCBs/games? Never going to happen in the real World mate.

I took these pictures today for you. This is what her face above would look like in reality:

Fig. 1:

Fig. 2:

The Ketsui Munter. LMFAO. Sorry to ruin your fantasy though.

PC Engine Fan X! · Post by **PC Engine Fan X!** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:38 pm

Shelcoof wrote:Girls that are :Hot, Cute, Pretty, Gorgeous, Sexy, Slutty, Nice, Mean, Stupid are fine with me... lol

Physically she needs to have nice boobs, not necessity big just nice. Thin with long nice legs and she's gotta have a nice face, pretty pretty, long hair no fat ugly nose, and straight teeth. I don't want a chick who has like a third boob or three hands or something, ant into that lol

Race and Nationality doesn't matter

For Shelcoof,

You might recall that sexy Latina chick with the three boobs in the Total Recall sci-fi flick. Fancy a Total Rekall session for a trip to Mars to meet her? ^_~

jpj · Post by **jpj** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:03 pm

JAPJAC, you're barking up the wrong tree i think mate

MX7 · Post by **MX7** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:14 pm

Joe T. wrote:Jenny Agutter circa 1976.

Yes!

I was actually having this conversation last night, spookily enough. Logan's Run: The sexiest sci-fi film of all time

Necronopticous · Post by **Necronopticous** » Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:02 pm

JAPJAC wrote:I wonder why she was photographed from behind? A fit Japanese girl that likes playing Japanese PCBs/games? Never going to happen in the real World mate.

The Ketsui Munter. LMFAO. Sorry to ruin your fantasy though.

Well, you're right about one thing, she isn't Japanese. I don't have to fantasize, though.